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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 07/07/26 (Tue) 02:32:27 No. 284673 [PM] [Reply]

Fortune
If you write something wrong enough, I'll be glad to make up a new
witticism just for you.
-- Larry Wall in <199702221943.LAA20388@wall.org>

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 07/07/26 (Tue) 02:39:32 No. 284674 [PM]

>>284673
Homeboy needs public speaking classes

Fortune
Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.
Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
-- Gilb

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 07/07/26 (Tue) 02:48:22 No. 284675 [PM]

The war of northern agression

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 07/07/26 (Tue) 02:53:21 No. 284678 [PM]

>>284675
The war of gay racism getting shrekt by based good guys

Fortune
Please, won't somebody tell me what diddie-wa-diddie means?

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 07/07/26 (Tue) 01:39:44 No. 284662 [PM] [Reply]

ill try and search for my old arsenal and ronaldo shirt
I had them when I was a kid
goodbye ronaldo

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AsianWomenWorshipper Glasgow, Glasgow City 07/07/26 (Tue) 01:51:18 No. 284665 [PM]

>>284664

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 07/07/26 (Tue) 02:16:40 No. 284669 [PM]

goyball

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 07/07/26 (Tue) 02:20:55 No. 284670 [PM]

>>284669
On the krautchan they call it povertyball

Fortune
I'm in direct contact with many advanced fun CONCEPTS.

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 07/07/26 (Tue) 02:23:32 No. 284671 [PM]

>>284669
fuck off wanker

Fog niggeress 07/07/26 (Tue) 02:30:36 No. 284672 [PM]

America be like
Cheated for nothing award :DD

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 07/06/26 (Mon) 23:11:38 No. 284653 [PM] [Reply]

Liam if you join my team we can die for based Belgians and shiiit

Fortune
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.

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AsianWomenWorshipper Glasgow, Glasgow City 07/06/26 (Mon) 23:51:12 No. 284657 [PM]

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 07/07/26 (Tue) 01:28:02 No. 284661 [PM]

File: 1783387668786.mp4 (3.89 MB, 768x576, v_HXeyVjsFcVJsYo.mp4)

RIP ARTHUR MORGAN

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 07/07/26 (Tue) 02:01:17 No. 284666 [PM]

>>284661
Classic Americana is ebin

Fortune
Proof techniques #1: Proof by Induction.

This technique is used on equations with "_n" in them. Induction
techniques are very popular, even the military used them.

SAMPLE: Proof of induction without proof of induction.

We know it's true for _n equal to 1. Now assume that it's true
for every natural number less than _n. _N is arbitrary, so we can take _n
as large as we want. If _n is sufficiently large, the case of _n+1 is
trivially equivalent, so the only important _n are _n less than _n. We
can take _n = _n (from above), so it's true for _n+1 because it's just
about _n.
QED. (QED translates from the Latin as "So what?")

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 07/07/26 (Tue) 02:04:45 No. 284667 [PM]

I’m full on Union pilled
I want to go back in time and kill rebs with a Henry rifle and watch em fall in a pile

Fortune
Gone With The Wind LITE(tm)
    -- by Margaret Mitchell

    A woman only likes men she can't have and the South gets trashed.

Gift of the Magi LITE(tm)
    -- by O. Henry

    A husband and wife forget to register their gift preferences.

The Old Man and the Sea LITE(tm)
    -- by Ernest Hemingway

    An old man goes fishing, but doesn't have much luck.

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 07/07/26 (Tue) 02:12:04 No. 284668 [PM]

Good song

Fortune
You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex.

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Fog niggeress 07/06/26 (Mon) 22:21:36 No. 284642 [PM] [Reply]

Staffas be like

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Ashtead, Surrey 07/06/26 (Mon) 22:24:57 No. 284643 [PM]

File: 1783376696793.png (1.77 MB, 1346x1169, image-148.png)

Me and who :DDD

Fog niggeress 07/06/26 (Mon) 22:59:23 No. 284645 [PM]

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>>284643
Me & u

Piteå 07/06/26 (Mon) 23:05:01 No. 284648 [PM]

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>>284643

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 07/06/26 (Mon) 17:33:31 No. 284557 [PM] [Reply]

DSP banned the word “kino” from his chat

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 07/06/26 (Mon) 19:59:39 No. 284584 [PM]

DSP 2026 :
>Convert your streaming room into an epileptic's worst nightmare by filling it with RGB e-waste
>Repeatedly mix up the word "mom" and "wife" during your routine Freudian slips
>Turn into an elderly light bulb ghoul after taking Ozempic to own the detractors
>Begin dressing like a gay sex tourist as part of a mid-life crisis
>Develop a raging addiction to buying Pokemon cards on top of your raging addition to WWE Champions
>Go full Francis E. Dent after a single troll breaks your already dead chat
>Get exposed for wearing a diaper you shit in while streaming

Fortune
Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to
say in those awkward situations? Worry no more...

    Go away. You bother me.
    Why? Because life is unfair.
    That's a nice drawing. What is it?
    Children should be seen and not heard.
    You'll be the death of me.
    You'll understand when you're older.
    Because.
    Wipe that smile off your face.
    I don't believe you.
    How many times have I told you to be careful?
    Just because.

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Ashtead, Surrey 07/06/26 (Mon) 20:04:13 No. 284586 [PM]

File: 1783368253766.mp4 (1.47 MB, ssstik.io_@evilclipping_17….mp4)

>>284584

No wipe 2026 :DDD

AsianWomenWorshipper Glasgow, Glasgow City 07/06/26 (Mon) 20:50:04 No. 284593 [PM]

>>284584

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Ashtead, Surrey 07/06/26 (Mon) 21:01:11 No. 284594 [PM]

File: 1783371670804.jpg (550.65 KB, 1536x2048, 20260706_213757.jpg)

>>284593

Question

How come they never deep fry in lard or beef tallow :DDD

Fog niggeress 07/06/26 (Mon) 22:44:34 No. 284644 [PM]

>>284594
Tallow goes off really fast in a fryer you can only use it a day or two

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 07/06/26 (Mon) 21:23:02 No. 284612 [PM] [Reply]

Ody loved Walmart

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Ashtead, Surrey 07/06/26 (Mon) 21:41:49 No. 284625 [PM]

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>>284624

Go farmfoods and buy these

They are lush better than haribos and they are full of E numbers :DDD

Fog niggeress 07/06/26 (Mon) 21:49:43 No. 284632 [PM]

>>284625
You send me closet one is two cities away :D

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Ashtead, Surrey 07/06/26 (Mon) 22:10:07 No. 284635 [PM]

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>>284632

Your gonna end up a toothless gummy chihuahua :DDD

Fog niggeress 07/06/26 (Mon) 22:11:38 No. 284637 [PM]

>>284635
Good I hate my teeth they're already falling out labubu

brianna wu 07/06/26 (Mon) 22:17:15 No. 284640 [PM]

that would actually be great
but it’s not gonna happen

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 07/06/26 (Mon) 21:11:07 No. 284600 [PM] [Reply]

fuck white people

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 07/06/26 (Mon) 21:26:10 No. 284617 [PM]

>>284616
are you okay now liam

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 07/06/26 (Mon) 21:33:19 No. 284621 [PM]

File: 1783373599264.png (1.55 MB, 1024x1280, ClipboardImage.png)

tricks to get ass
"the game theory"
1) spin plates
like you should talk with multiple girls it increases your chance. also if you talk with multiple girls you act more confident and you are less clingy
2) 2 steps forward, 1 step back
simp enough then act normal don't simp. girls love this shit
3) act mysterious a bit
dont reveal everything. for example girl ask are you doing sports. i say yeah kinda. and later on i send bicep pic girl is shocked she didnt know im muscular
4) rape fantesies and sadism shit
say to girls if you do that shit I dont like ill beat you girls like this

my bodycount is 5 now so do the math im not giving some bullshit advice

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Ashtead, Surrey 07/06/26 (Mon) 21:34:08 No. 284622 [PM]

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Fog niggeress 07/06/26 (Mon) 21:42:25 No. 284627 [PM]

>>284617
Nah, both armpits are swollen I've an infection somewhere , probably an ulcer or something idk
I'm going for tests and antibiotics on Thursday
Scan booked for after that

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Ashtead, Surrey 07/06/26 (Mon) 21:43:57 No. 284628 [PM]

File: 1783374237119.jpg (1.65 MB, 1080x1858, Screenshot_2026-07-06-18-3….jpg)

>>284627

It was that pineapple vape you brought from a Kurdish mini mart :DDD

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Fog niggeress 07/06/26 (Mon) 15:56:33 No. 284526 [PM] [Reply]

Turk poster be like

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AsianWomenWorshipper Glasgow, Glasgow City 07/06/26 (Mon) 17:35:06 No. 284560 [PM]

>>284536
idk why people simp horses so much, horses are gay as hell lmao, donkeys are better in every way :DDD

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 07/06/26 (Mon) 17:36:18 No. 284561 [PM]

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>>284560
if you see white woman with horse these "horse girls" you know they want that huge horse cock thats all yo need to know :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Ashtead, Surrey 07/06/26 (Mon) 17:47:36 No. 284566 [PM]

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>>284560

This beanie baby will do anything other than go blackpool and visit the donkeys lol :DDD

AsianWomenWorshipper Glasgow, Glasgow City 07/06/26 (Mon) 21:04:18 No. 284596 [PM]

>>284566
>>284561
if you see a donkey you should be kind to him, he will remember it forever and he will have your back and will protect you. That ain't happening with a horse, you can pamper your dumbass horse as much as you want and it will still randomly kick you in the brain and turn you into a lobotomite or randomly throw you of his back and paralyse you, do the math :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Ashtead, Surrey 07/06/26 (Mon) 21:32:55 No. 284620 [PM]

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>>284596

What happens if you give a donkey a energy drink

Fr tho go blackpool to visit the donkeys hotels don't cost that much there :DDD

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Fog niggeress 07/06/26 (Mon) 21:03:50 No. 284595 [PM] [Reply]

Chat is he cooking

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 07/06/26 (Mon) 21:04:44 No. 284597 [PM]

Fortune
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than
we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Ashtead, Surrey 07/06/26 (Mon) 21:07:21 No. 284598 [PM]

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>>284597

Bro stop hating on the brother beacuse he was pulling on his weewee lol :DDD

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 07/06/26 (Mon) 21:07:51 No. 284599 [PM]

He invented the camera so he might as well find something

AsianWomenWorshipper Glasgow, Glasgow City 07/06/26 (Mon) 21:15:02 No. 284607 [PM]

>>284597

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Fog niggeress 07/06/26 (Mon) 21:14:59 No. 284606 [PM] [Reply]

beast on them crackers

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 07/06/26 (Mon) 20:38:58 No. 284591 [PM] [Reply]

Charlie Kirk Assassination 4K Footage [fully lost]

*As you all should know, Charlie Kirk ALWAYS recorded his events and debates to post them to Youtube and Tiktok. This means that on September 10th 2025, the day he was shot, he also had a film crew recording the event with very high quality camera footage. ONLY ONE out of the 3 recordings of that day has been released (the camera right behind Charlie which Candace Owens has shown) but the other 2 (the one showing Charlie directly and the one showing the person he was debating) remains lost and will probably never be released.*

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 07/06/26 (Mon) 20:49:00 No. 284592 [PM]

El Senor Chino

Fortune
Everyone talks about apathy, but no one ____does anything about it.

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namey mcnamerson 07/06/26 (Mon) 19:25:41 No. 284577 [PM] [Reply]

might get second doggo

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East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 07/06/26 (Mon) 20:01:17 No. 284585 [PM]

why

namey mcnamerson 07/06/26 (Mon) 20:22:34 No. 284587 [PM]

>>284579
idk, i'm looking @ a bernese

>>284585
cuz want
2 seems like a good amount
nothing more

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 07/06/26 (Mon) 20:25:43 No. 284588 [PM]

>>284587
That's what they say about children
You just want children

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 07/06/26 (Mon) 20:35:09 No. 284589 [PM]

>>284588
He’s gay

Fortune
"Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true."
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 07/06/26 (Mon) 20:36:12 No. 284590 [PM]

>>284589
Never stopped the greek or the japanese

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 07/06/26 (Mon) 18:53:01 No. 284570 [PM] [Reply]

How was your weekend?

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Ashtead, Surrey 07/06/26 (Mon) 19:00:04 No. 284571 [PM]

File: 1783364390236.mp4 (3.46 MB, 720x1280, Crazy chihuahua 🤪#чихуахуа….mp4)

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 07/06/26 (Mon) 19:01:09 No. 284572 [PM]

>>284571
crazy frog :DDDDD

Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 07/06/26 (Mon) 19:05:53 No. 284573 [PM]

todays start of week 2 of 3 week vacation didnt know it was weekend

(YOLO)

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 07/06/26 (Mon) 19:10:41 No. 284574 [PM]

>>284573
Euroking

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Ashtead, Surrey 07/06/26 (Mon) 19:11:07 No. 284575 [PM]

File: 1783365062610.mp4 (1.4 MB, 720x1280, Confié en ti mi selección ….mp4)

>>284572

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Fog niggeress 07/06/26 (Mon) 16:40:18 No. 284534 [PM] [Reply]

Okay this guy is fucking insane

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Ashtead, Surrey 07/06/26 (Mon) 17:29:44 No. 284555 [PM]

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>>284553

100% he is gonna score against England lol

What ever beans you got in your betting account put a bet on haaland to score and Norway to win :DDD

Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 07/06/26 (Mon) 17:34:00 No. 284558 [PM]

>>284555
wh@ about harry kanye

(YOLO)

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 07/06/26 (Mon) 17:34:29 No. 284559 [PM]

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>>284555
ronaldo getting older

messi getting older

neymar retiring

we are getting older :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Ashtead, Surrey 07/06/26 (Mon) 17:36:37 No. 284562 [PM]

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>>284558

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 07/06/26 (Mon) 17:43:25 No. 284563 [PM]

>>284562
cash the fuck out and take kgs home to blackpool 🙏

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 07/06/26 (Mon) 12:14:04 No. 284474 [PM] [Reply]

Adam: NOOOOO, PEOPLE SHOULD ONLY WORK 20 HOURS PER WEEK

Witch Moscow, Moscow 07/06/26 (Mon) 12:46:06 No. 284482 [PM]

File: 1783341966266.png (2.75 MB, 1523x2275, 17048954204.png)

This but unironically
Also commute time 30min tops -_-

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 07/06/26 (Mon) 12:51:48 No. 284485 [PM]

He's right. Mexicans should work 60 just like chinese

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 07/06/26 (Mon) 16:55:07 No. 284540 [PM]

>>284485
Mexico barely approved the 40 working hours law
I will not pass until 2030

40 working hours were the "norm" more than a hundred years ago, technology should allow for 20-30 working hours no problem.
But third worlders love the leash tight on their neck.

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 07/06/26 (Mon) 17:31:01 No. 284556 [PM]

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>>284540
According to Elon, he wants people to work 60 hours and retire when they're 80+ years old :DDD

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