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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 08/16/26 (Sun) 18:39:09 No. 293616 [PM] [Reply]

Bruh :DDD

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East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 08/17/26 (Mon) 18:54:57 No. 293769 [PM]

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>>293765
This labubu just blows his asshole up every once in a while so twitter people can't tell him wyte pipo don't season dey food :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Stockport, Stockport 08/17/26 (Mon) 18:58:18 No. 293770 [PM]

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>>293769

I was thinking the same thing lol :DDD

AsianWomenWorshipper Glasgow, Glasgow City 08/17/26 (Mon) 19:10:29 No. 293771 [PM]

>>293769
>>293770
I don't use Twitter or any social media except for youtube, also squirting spicy liquid shit out of your arsehole isn't even that bad, it's actually quite a cosy form of pooping when you get used to it tbh

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Stockport, Stockport 08/17/26 (Mon) 19:15:18 No. 293772 [PM]

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>>293771

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 08/17/26 (Mon) 19:15:49 No. 293773 [PM]

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>>293770
>>293771
Listen bro, you live in Lundon, you gotta show the ethnic restaurant men that you are "still with it"
Just smile and wave to that indian chinese who torpedoed your afternoon with their spicy chili oil :DDD

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East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 08/17/26 (Mon) 10:21:00 No. 293676 [PM] [Reply]

Babe wake up, the chinese invented something stupid again

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East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 08/17/26 (Mon) 16:29:14 No. 293746 [PM]

>>293727
Liam look at this >>293687

Some kino footage in there

Lolitsradan Cardiff, Cardiff 08/17/26 (Mon) 16:35:51 No. 293747 [PM]

>>293746
How much to buy one of these and just move the entire board there

Lolitsradan Cardiff, Cardiff 08/17/26 (Mon) 16:36:02 No. 293748 [PM]

>>293747
Kgs you have an assignment

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 08/17/26 (Mon) 16:54:31 No. 293751 [PM]

>>293747
Sorry we are going to urbit next

Lolitsradan Cardiff, Cardiff 08/17/26 (Mon) 17:26:00 No. 293756 [PM]

>>293751
That would unironically rule imooooo

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 08/16/26 (Sun) 01:10:16 No. 293527 [PM] [Reply]

Strong Kong poster

Comment?_?

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 08/16/26 (Sun) 02:49:08 No. 293534 [PM]

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/16/26 (Sun) 05:39:10 No. 293535 [PM]

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feelin' Würzburg, Bavaria 08/17/26 (Mon) 16:20:54 No. 293743 [PM]

chino if u were a skins character u would be pandora

Rated: 2/5

Fortune
Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.

(YOLO)

AsianWomenWorshipper Glasgow, Glasgow City 08/17/26 (Mon) 16:26:59 No. 293745 [PM]

>>293535
great pic

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter 08/17/26 (Mon) 16:40:07 No. 293750 [PM]

>>293743
cook in the follow up final episode fucking owns

skins rise/season 7

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 08/16/26 (Sun) 00:12:40 No. 293524 [PM] [Reply]

Ody

Brownpill me on Mexican restaurants in gringolandia :DDD

AsianWomenWorshipper Glasgow, Glasgow City 08/16/26 (Sun) 00:29:00 No. 293526 [PM]

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/16/26 (Sun) 05:42:53 No. 293538 [PM]

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alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter 08/16/26 (Sun) 06:17:56 No. 293539 [PM]

just realized im actual lee the type of retard to fight a bull irl when in the mood or season lol

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo 08/16/26 (Sun) 10:18:25 No. 293540 [PM]

>>293539
You need to do it, we support you

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 08/17/26 (Mon) 15:41:12 No. 293726 [PM]

>>293524
I want to go to Antojitos if I ever go back to Vegas

Fortune
The Gurus of Unix Meeting of Minds (GUMM) takes place Wednesday, April
1, 2076 (check THAT in your perpetual calendar program), 14 feet above
the ground directly in front of the Milpitas Gumps. Members will grep
each other by the hand (after intro), yacc a lot, smoke filtered
chroots in pipes, chown with forks, use the wc (unless uuclean), fseek
nice zombie processes, strip, and sleep, but not, we hope, od. Three
days will be devoted to discussion of the ramifications of whodo. Two
seconds have been allotted for a complete rundown of all the user-
friendly features of Unix. Seminars include "Everything You Know is
Wrong", led by Tom Kempson, "Batman or Cat:man?" led by Richie Dennis
"cc C? Si! Si!" led by Kerwin Bernighan, and "Document Unix, Are You
Kidding?" led by Jan Yeats. No Reader Service No. is necessary because
all GUGUs (Gurus of Unix Group of Users) already know everything we
could tell them.
-- "Get GUMMed," Dr. Dobb's Journal, June '84

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 08/17/26 (Mon) 13:03:13 No. 293696 [PM] [Reply]

Adam: I HECKIN LOVE REDDIT!!

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alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter 08/17/26 (Mon) 15:32:36 No. 293721 [PM]

>>293720
mr alan abraham gurvey i am talking to you not someone else

i am asking you these question because you still havent answer them

now

answer the question

when are you specifically fucking off from the staffas community and mintboard community and never returning

why are you even here

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 08/17/26 (Mon) 15:33:44 No. 293722 [PM]

>>293721
This is a pro chino community.

Fortune
Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.
-- Dave Olson

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter 08/17/26 (Mon) 15:34:27 No. 293723 [PM]

>>293722
mr alan abraham gurvey sure

but

when are you specifically fucking off from the staffas community and mintboard community and never returning

why are you even here

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 08/17/26 (Mon) 15:36:32 No. 293724 [PM]

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>>293723
I will remain here because I appreciate Chino and Taby posting.
If you dislike either you always have kohlchan.

Fortune
:-) your own self.
-- Larry Wall in <199709261754.KAA23761@wall.org>

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter 08/17/26 (Mon) 15:37:27 No. 293725 [PM]

>>293724
but mr alan abraham gurvey your presence is not really appreciated by most

when are you specifically fucking off from the staffas community and mintboard community and never returning

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Piteå Katowice, Silesia 08/17/26 (Mon) 12:05:56 No. 293686 [PM] [Reply]

Think you invite Adam to the cookout and dude pulls up with a tray of boiled Brussels sprouts

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 08/17/26 (Mon) 12:09:38 No. 293688 [PM]

Ask if he wants some coleslaw

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter 08/17/26 (Mon) 12:11:10 No. 293689 [PM]

the bacon is underneath

ya better werk

Piteå Katowice, Silesia 08/17/26 (Mon) 12:27:04 No. 293690 [PM]

>>293688
>>293689
You just KNOW Adam would show up wit a family-size bag of unsalted pretzels and two liters of tap water

MF like "Gotta stay hydrated in this heat, fellas." While wearing SPF 100 in his boot cut jeans and athletic shoes 🤣 🤣 🤣

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/16/26 (Sun) 21:50:48 No. 293642 [PM] [Reply]

think pimping ozma
start gofundme for "autism" people will simp 3k euro because he is shite + marketing done by me
start OF he can get like 1k euro with custom cosplay pictures in 3 months + marketing done by me

4k euro mathematically bet it with casino free bonuses you can make it 8k euro easily

put 8k euro in KGS scam stocks in a year it can be at least 12k euro

give half to ozma. easy profit

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alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter 08/17/26 (Mon) 01:36:36 No. 293657 [PM]

think how covina just think bout furries stuff all the time so turk poster too think about homo shit like dis all day :DDDDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 08/17/26 (Mon) 09:37:55 No. 293674 [PM]

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>>293653

AsianWomenWorshipper Glasgow, Glasgow City 08/17/26 (Mon) 10:00:03 No. 293675 [PM]

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>>293674

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter 08/17/26 (Mon) 11:30:06 No. 293679 [PM]

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>>293675
mexican-maxxed males

AsianWomenWorshipper Glasgow, Glasgow City 08/17/26 (Mon) 11:33:35 No. 293681 [PM]

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>>293679
walk :DDD

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Meanwhile in ZIGGER land I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 07/29/26 (Wed) 16:53:39 No. 290078 [PM] [Reply]

Russia names Telegram founder Pavel Durov wanted terrorist; he responds with middle finger

The FSB alleges Ukrainian agents used Telegram channels and a popular dating bot to recruit young Russians for attacks; Moscow may seek an Interpol Red Notice, while Durov could face life imprisonment if extradited and convicted

Thoughts Bob and Precure Moscow anons?

Fortune
Ummm, well, OK. The network's the network, the computer's the computer.
Sorry for the confusion.
-- Sun Microsystems

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Piteå 08/16/26 (Sun) 20:29:06 No. 293638 [PM]

>>293637
ok heres proofs
#1 it was made by a russian, in russia. you dont make anythign in russia without involvement of the mafiastate, its simply not possible. thats all the proof you need.
who do you think finances it?
#2 less important: investigation of the moscow times. i cant post links.

Lolitsradan Cardiff, Cardiff 08/17/26 (Mon) 03:16:06 No. 293663 [PM]

>>293638
There servers aren't in russia retard and he created the company by selling his meme social media company VKontakte
Dumbass

Lolitsradan Cardiff, Cardiff 08/17/26 (Mon) 03:16:59 No. 293664 [PM]

>>293663
Also last time I checked Blackrock and citadel weren't Russian

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter 08/17/26 (Mon) 03:31:10 No. 293666 [PM]

no one cares bro

a thousand year old rock is more interesting than you alan

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 08/17/26 (Mon) 06:52:50 No. 293670 [PM]

>>293666
I care
But he could have put it in the existing zigger news thread

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/17/26 (Mon) 03:10:19 No. 293662 [PM] [Reply]

it is written on a stone 𐰾𐰇𐰲𐰃𐰏 𐘠 𐰽𐰉𐰃𐰭𐰀 𐘠 𐰖𐰢𐱁𐰴 𐘠 𐰍𐰃𐰽𐰃𐰭𐰀 𐘠 𐰺𐱃𐰆𐰺𐰆𐰯 𐘠 𐰇𐰚𐰇𐰿 𐘠 𐱅𐰇𐰼𐰚 𐘠 𐰉𐰆𐰑𐰣 𐘠 𐰇𐰵𐱅𐰏 𐘠 𐱅𐰇𐰼𐰚 𐘠 𐰉𐰆𐰑𐰣 𐘠 𐰇𐰵𐰾𐰃𐰚𐰃𐰼𐰃𐰏

"The words of the Chinese people are sweet, and their silk fabric is soft. Deceiving with sweet words and soft silk, they draw distant peoples close to them… Being deceived by their sweet words, soft silk, and beautiful daughters, many Turkic people died."

Chinese women should be avoided

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter 08/17/26 (Mon) 03:20:36 No. 293665 [PM]

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😲😿

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 08/17/26 (Mon) 06:49:19 No. 293669 [PM]

That stone? It's me.

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/17/26 (Mon) 02:07:14 No. 293658 [PM] [Reply]

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 08/17/26 (Mon) 02:24:55 No. 293659 [PM]

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alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter 08/17/26 (Mon) 02:33:49 No. 293660 [PM]

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>>293659
lmao just lmafooooo

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 08/16/26 (Sun) 18:53:58 No. 293621 [PM] [Reply]

Macabre :DDD

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 08/16/26 (Sun) 19:16:35 No. 293630 [PM]

Job security for el senor chino

AsianWomenWorshipper Glasgow, Glasgow City 08/16/26 (Sun) 23:50:08 No. 293654 [PM]

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 08/17/26 (Mon) 01:05:22 No. 293655 [PM]

>>293654

AsianWomenWorshipper Glasgow, Glasgow City 08/17/26 (Mon) 01:22:15 No. 293656 [PM]

>>293655

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Piteå Lake Forest, Illinois 08/16/26 (Sun) 18:54:46 No. 293622 [PM] [Reply]

Asked AI about fertility and having kids and if I couldn't just do it all the old-fashioned way

It said no

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 08/16/26 (Sun) 20:01:52 No. 293634 [PM]

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>>293631

I would cry tears of joy if I was best man at AWW wedding :DDD

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 08/16/26 (Sun) 20:06:27 No. 293635 [PM]

>>293634
Imagine his wife is 16 and from Manila and they have NSBM being played during the reception:DDD

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter 08/16/26 (Sun) 20:33:17 No. 293639 [PM]

>>293634
me cri death metal scream as the wedding singer (just as aww would want)

AsianWomenWorshipper Glasgow, Glasgow City 08/16/26 (Sun) 20:41:40 No. 293640 [PM]

>>293634
>>293635
>>293639
I love this board so much lmao

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 08/16/26 (Sun) 21:20:09 No. 293641 [PM]

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>>293640

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Piteå Lake Forest, Illinois 08/16/26 (Sun) 19:03:15 No. 293626 [PM] [Reply]

Adam the typa guy to look up an AI summary of the homily after his mom grills him about whether or not he went to Sunday Mass

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter 08/16/26 (Sun) 19:07:41 No. 293627 [PM]

think people do dat with aquinas and ccc with uni level assessments now :DDDDD

Not A Jew With Trembling Knees 08/16/26 (Sun) 19:42:54 No. 293632 [PM]

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ive never been 2 mass in me life

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/16/26 (Sun) 19:56:22 No. 293633 [PM]

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/16/26 (Sun) 17:58:55 No. 293602 [PM] [Reply]

girl wants me to simp 36 € dress to her
what I do

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 08/16/26 (Sun) 18:12:06 No. 293605 [PM]

>>293604
8k video enabled phone bro

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/16/26 (Sun) 18:13:14 No. 293606 [PM]

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>>293605

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Durham, Durham 08/16/26 (Sun) 18:17:08 No. 293607 [PM]

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What would chinpo do :DDD

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 08/16/26 (Sun) 18:19:30 No. 293608 [PM]

>>293607
Slap that bitch around and show her whose boss

RALPHAMALE SHIT LETS FUCKING GO!!!!

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter 08/16/26 (Sun) 18:21:49 No. 293610 [PM]

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>>293605
nibba pls

dont tell me you wouldnt buy an 8k120fps phone + with its own brand desktop docking for under 500 USD when it comes out (whenever it comes out)
but it will be sold near me and not near you

>>293604
if you buy online the currencies are automatically converted with their exchange fees added,,, you are not european so i dont see why you are manually convert the number here when you can just write their local price every time

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