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Tyler, The Creator

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Get 'em off me

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Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

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Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me

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If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again

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And she leaned right down next to me



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We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss

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Get 'em off me



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  No. 306762 [PM] [Reply]

I said, "You got any jelly donuts?"

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"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again

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I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud

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And I'm like, "Hey, you can't have that



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Way back when I was just a little bitty boy
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Daww, big bowl of sauerkraut

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Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it

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Oh man, they were just going nuts

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Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that

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That's when I knew it was true love



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And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
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I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize

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I said, "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"

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He said, "Wait a minute, I'll go check"

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So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop

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Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque



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Living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house
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The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts

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And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel

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And I turned on the SpectraVision

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He said, "Wait a minute, I'll go check"

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Well, that's just great



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That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door


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I said, "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"

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To Albuquerque

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So we broke up and I never saw her again

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That's right, I got me a part-time job at the Sizzler

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Albuquerque



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He said, "No, we're outta jelly donuts"

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Kinda lost my train of thought

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I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice



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  No. 307059 [PM] [Reply]

When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself


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It was driving me crazy

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"No, we're outta bear claws"

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Ah-ha-ha-ha

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Except for me

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I'll never forget the very first thing she said to me



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Tyler, The Creator

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And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over

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The world was our burrito

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B (B)

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I said, "You got any jelly donuts?"



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Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque


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He said, "No, we're outta glazed donuts"


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We were inseparable after that

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Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?

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So I did



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