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Lolitsradan Cardiff, Cardiff 08/15/26 (Sat) 10:27:35 No. 293438 [PM] [Reply]

Andy Burnham texts about wildfires
Next day its going to rain
Total incompetence he has to go

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Lolitsradan Cardiff, Cardiff 08/15/26 (Sat) 14:20:17 No. 293458 [PM]

>>293448
Says issued by government not met Office you slit eyed creep

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter 08/15/26 (Sat) 14:28:37 No. 293462 [PM]

>>293458
learn to ignore and control ur own info sources bruh

you are a grown ahh man

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Durham, Durham 08/15/26 (Sat) 14:34:25 No. 293464 [PM]

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>>293462

Lolitsradan Cardiff, Cardiff 08/15/26 (Sat) 15:19:12 No. 293472 [PM]

>>293462
Retard I didn't choose it they literally sent out a national alert to wvwey phone in the uk

Lolitsradan Cardiff, Cardiff 08/15/26 (Sat) 15:19:28 No. 293473 [PM]

>>293462
Are you actually dumb

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Piteå Katowice, Silesia 08/11/26 (Tue) 22:10:47 No. 292642 [PM] [Reply]

now that I'm back home I'm more convinced than ever that traveling is a total scam

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Lolitsradan Cardiff, Cardiff 08/12/26 (Wed) 05:44:09 No. 292705 [PM]

>>292703
You're from Ukraine you moron
>>292704
It looked the literal most cozy city until I seen all the shit lib graffiti then I was like nooooo

Piteå Joensuu, North Karelia 08/12/26 (Wed) 06:34:04 No. 292711 [PM]

ur just unc now

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 08/12/26 (Wed) 06:39:06 No. 292712 [PM]

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>>292711

Piteå 08/15/26 (Sat) 14:56:41 No. 293468 [PM]

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feelin' Würzburg, Bavaria 08/15/26 (Sat) 15:02:30 No. 293469 [PM]

>>293468
reddit story

Rated: 0/5

Fortune
[Norm comes in with an attractive woman.]

Coach: Normie, Normie, could this be Vera?
Norm: With a lot of expensive surgery, maybe.
        -- Cheers, Norman's Conquest

Coach: What's up, Normie?
Norm: The temperature under my collar, Coach.
        -- Cheers, I'll Be Seeing You (Part 2)

Coach: What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?
Norm: Going down?
        -- Cheers, Diane Meets Mom

(YOLO)

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Piteå Istanbul, Istanbul 08/15/26 (Sat) 13:44:42 No. 293450 [PM] [Reply]

loooool
like you need to act good for 10 years after getting german citizenship right
after 10 years they dont deport you send you to jail
idk

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AsianWomenWorshipper Glasgow, Glasgow City 08/15/26 (Sat) 14:04:05 No. 293456 [PM]

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>>293454

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Durham, Durham 08/15/26 (Sat) 14:11:04 No. 293457 [PM]

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>>293456

You know the jew hate with this labubu only comes down to the student loan he took out lol :DDD

AsianWomenWorshipper 08/15/26 (Sat) 14:25:25 No. 293461 [PM]

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>>293457

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Durham, Durham 08/15/26 (Sat) 14:32:10 No. 293463 [PM]

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>>293461

This nigga believes everything he reads on the internet :DDD

Piteå 08/15/26 (Sat) 14:55:54 No. 293467 [PM]

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>>293463

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AsianWomenWorshipper Glasgow, Glasgow City 08/15/26 (Sat) 00:17:34 No. 293375 [PM] [Reply]

I'm just doing my job

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 08/15/26 (Sat) 00:25:38 No. 293376 [PM]

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AWW at work be like

Fortune
`When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows", people just stare at
you blankly and say "Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*".'
(By Linus Torvalds)

AsianWomenWorshipper Glasgow, Glasgow City 08/15/26 (Sat) 00:31:09 No. 293377 [PM]

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>>293376
Ody at work be like

Lolitsradan Cardiff, Cardiff 08/15/26 (Sat) 00:35:56 No. 293379 [PM]

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>>293377

Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 08/15/26 (Sat) 14:35:06 No. 293465 [PM]

>>293379
someone said because it was full of bonemeal

(YOLO)

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Piteå Bern, Bern 08/14/26 (Fri) 21:13:48 No. 293313 [PM] [Reply]

gonna take break to grind now that i'm back in moneyland. see u in december (real)

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Lolitsradan Cardiff, Cardiff 08/15/26 (Sat) 02:14:02 No. 293410 [PM]

>>293364
Nah just not paying attention

Piteå Bern, Bern 08/15/26 (Sat) 03:57:42 No. 293416 [PM]

>>293410
then don't comment (?)

Piteå Bern, Bern 08/15/26 (Sat) 03:58:06 No. 293417 [PM]

like, in general

Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 08/15/26 (Sat) 14:20:17 No. 293459 [PM]

good bye

(YOLO)

Lolitsradan Cardiff, Cardiff 08/15/26 (Sat) 14:20:45 No. 293460 [PM]

>>293416
No thanks

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AsianWomenWorshipper Glasgow, Glasgow City 08/15/26 (Sat) 13:24:13 No. 293449 [PM] [Reply]

this nigga I swear :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Durham, Durham 08/15/26 (Sat) 13:54:09 No. 293453 [PM]

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It's just niggers and Muslims tho :DDD

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Durham, Durham 08/15/26 (Sat) 10:08:29 No. 293436 [PM] [Reply]

AsianWomenWorshipper Glasgow, Glasgow City 08/15/26 (Sat) 10:18:11 No. 293437 [PM]

how is that nigga still alive lol :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Durham, Durham 08/15/26 (Sat) 10:28:19 No. 293439 [PM]

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>>293437

Why does he look so different now lol

I think boogie is the reason they stopped making mtw dew for gamers lol :DDD

AsianWomenWorshipper Glasgow, Glasgow City 08/15/26 (Sat) 12:11:41 No. 293446 [PM]

>>293439

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Kowloon, Kowloon City 08/15/26 (Sat) 12:18:36 No. 293447 [PM]

>>293446
bruh yu a total wonhee fiend these days :DDDDD

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Piteå 08/15/26 (Sat) 05:13:05 No. 293422 [PM] [Reply]

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Piteå Katowice, Silesia 08/15/26 (Sat) 05:38:22 No. 293424 [PM]

Nooo!!! 😭😭😭

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo 08/15/26 (Sat) 07:11:43 No. 293430 [PM]

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Remembering the post where turkposter said the odyssey needs to be watched on 70mm imax projectors or else

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/15/26 (Sat) 07:34:10 No. 293431 [PM]

>>293430
it should

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo 08/15/26 (Sat) 07:38:56 No. 293432 [PM]

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>>293431
It's a weird outlier request from someone who usually doesn't care about quality much
wacky

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/15/26 (Sat) 07:42:08 No. 293433 [PM]

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>>293432
wdym ofc i care about quality
reason is Nolan is imbecile and recorded it that way so if u watch it normally u dont visually see half of the movie so why bother

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Lolitsradan Cardiff, Cardiff 08/15/26 (Sat) 01:17:44 No. 293392 [PM] [Reply]

Respect the grind

Piteå Katowice, Silesia 08/15/26 (Sat) 06:42:41 No. 293429 [PM]

Black man don't care :DDD

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/15/26 (Sat) 06:02:01 No. 293426 [PM] [Reply]

I love UK nature

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 08/15/26 (Sat) 06:18:27 No. 293428 [PM]

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nationalism is so 20th century

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East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 08/15/26 (Sat) 02:50:26 No. 293415 [PM] [Reply]

Oh boy, this is going to be a game isn't it

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East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo 08/15/26 (Sat) 04:33:28 No. 293419 [PM]

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>>293418
1. Mehico mentioned
2. Wow look at that shot, that's crazy. Imagine looking at that on a giant tv

Anyway if the game is going to look like this, it will be good. But never underestimate square enix fucking it up by being incompetent

Piteå Katowice, Silesia 08/15/26 (Sat) 04:43:01 No. 293420 [PM]

I would guess that a star bores racing game would be well made but the genre and world don't interest me at all sadly

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo 08/15/26 (Sat) 04:50:04 No. 293421 [PM]

>>293420
Podracing is the number 1 coolest fantasy racing of all time. If you don't think it's cool, then you are not the target demographic

Piteå Katowice, Silesia 08/15/26 (Sat) 05:39:56 No. 293425 [PM]

>>293421
It's the kinda game I liked to watch friends play but never cared about myself

Also was never excited about that in star bores which also makes it hard

Even some of those Batman games seem genuinely good but I just can't get into it

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo 08/15/26 (Sat) 06:12:33 No. 293427 [PM]

>>293425
>Even some of those Batman games seem genuinely good but I just can't get into it
oh I 100 percent get it. I havent even seen those batman movies people memed to death. No interest either

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 08/15/26 (Sat) 02:16:33 No. 293412 [PM] [Reply]

AWW = Degenerate

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 08/15/26 (Sat) 02:19:55 No. 293413 [PM]

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Another truth nuke from chino

Fortune
It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the navy.
-- Steve Jobs (1955-2011)

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 08/15/26 (Sat) 02:25:40 No. 293414 [PM]

AWW is a wiggler

Fortune
This fortune is encrypted -- get your decoder rings ready!

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 08/14/26 (Fri) 20:13:10 No. 293291 [PM] [Reply]

Jason Arday killed himself LOL

Fortune
Sinners can repent, but stupid is forever.

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 08/15/26 (Sat) 01:34:18 No. 293396 [PM]

>>293383
IIRC ur friends with Roy on steam
I’ll add you
But seriously I have a reputation to ahold with my WoR regiment
Be PC in game or I’m in deep shit with my homies and also if you suck at this game I will also be in deep shit with my homies
It’s campaign season you wigga

Fortune
         THE STORY OF CREATION
             or
             THE MYTH OF URK

In the beginning there was data. The data was without form and null, and
darkness was upon the face of the console; and the Spirit of IBM was moving
over the face of the market. And DEC said, "Let there be registers;" and
there were registers. And DEC saw that they carried; and DEC separated the
data from the instructions. DEC called the data Stack, and the instructions
they called Code. And there was evening and there was morning, one interrupt
...
        -- Rico Tudor

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 08/15/26 (Sat) 01:36:24 No. 293398 [PM]

>>293396
Err maintain not ahold

Odysan wants to be an NCO in WoR like my granddads IRL in the army

Fortune
Felix Catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadroped, carnivorous by nature.
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predelection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents:
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance;
And when not being utilitized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
Oh Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
-- Lt. Cmdr. Data, "An Ode to Spot"

Lolitsradan Cardiff, Cardiff 08/15/26 (Sat) 01:51:08 No. 293404 [PM]

>>293395
I'll hug his neck until he stops breathing
Him an Aston bastani
>>293396
I'll add and dw I'm going to be playing solo for a bit to get good
Also I have no mic so I won't be shouting nigger or anything to get you in trouble :D

Lolitsradan Cardiff, Cardiff 08/15/26 (Sat) 01:55:28 No. 293405 [PM]

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>>293404
Damn those keybindings

Lolitsradan Cardiff, Cardiff 08/15/26 (Sat) 02:15:51 No. 293411 [PM]

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>>293405
Lmao I forgot that I was hacked
I have no steam friends anymore haha
Rips
It's silver_kerching ody

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 08/15/26 (Sat) 01:45:41 No. 293402 [PM] [Reply]

Yo AWW
SUFFAH BISH

Fortune
Windows 95 Beer: A lot of people have taste-tested it and claim it's
wonderful. The can looks a lot like Mac Beer's can, but tastes more like
Windows 3.1 Beer. It comes in 32-oz. cans, but when you look inside, the
cans only have 16 oz. of beer in them. Most people will probably keep
drinking Windows 3.1 Beer until their friends try Windows 95 Beer and say
they like it. The ingredients list, when you look at the small print, has
some of the same ingredients that come in DOS beer, even though the
manufacturer claims that this is an entirely new brew.

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 08/15/26 (Sat) 01:50:55 No. 293403 [PM]

Romania AsianWomenWorshipper Bucharest, Bucuresti 08/15/26 (Sat) 01:12:03 No. 293391 [PM] >>293393>>293394

>>293385
Ody - slimy Jewish stinky gooey slugman mollusk decrepit bedraggled obscene creature who slithers around and experiences schadenfreude from laughing at people who he thinks are even more pathetic than him (they're not) so he can feel better about himself and smugly posts barely coherent posts about it which no-one understands or cares about on an imageboard with 10 posters

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/15/26 (Sat) 01:56:35 No. 293406 [PM]