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  No. 290766 [PM] [Reply]

New DOMi and JD BECK album dropped

Fortune
The trouble with computers is that they do what you tell them, not what
you want.
        -- D. Cohen
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>>290780
Kys fat hunky chink

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>>290791
Wait no that was autocorrected

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>>290791
Rude!

  No. 290795 [PM]

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>>290791
wtf why

  No. 290864 [PM]

>>290795
I dunno that's where my phone just went I didn't mean it 😐 🙃 😕 😒



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  No. 290819 [PM] [Reply]

Lady one ups me posting her plump toe in pic
She has no idea she is dealing with a Shia wizard
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  No. 290856 [PM]

>>290855
it's entirely new and interesting worlds. there's corporate worlds, space france/switzerland, some agriworld, prison planet, pleasure planet, space highlands, few undeveloped lush worlds. (my real world analogues r very approximate and shouldn't be taken literally)

tho coruscant in most episodes, as central setting, for senate and imperial security bureau etc scenes. naboo is in one short few minute scene. but otherwise there's no jakku tier copies

  No. 290857 [PM]

>>290856
>naboo is in one short few minute scene
fucking loved this tho, how they completely ignored sequels but not prequels

  No. 290858 [PM]

haha show bobwallah baybee

  No. 290861 [PM]

>>290851
I think I probably only loved Andor so much was because i watched it with you plus also its actually well wrote
Like none of of it apart from the tie fighter scene feels like fan Disney shit

  No. 290862 [PM]

>>290850
I agree a million percent but Andor is not them
It is great in spite of starwars



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  No. 290566 [PM] [Reply]

Italian food and whisky
Like what else do you really need
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>>290813
Ur me
Only I just had brown bread with peanut butter an sausage
And brown sauce

  No. 290815 [PM]

>>290814
That's fucking disgusting

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>>290815
I've smoked since I was 7 eating plastic grass tastes nice to me atm

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>>290663
If you ask this, you don't really understand pasta

Pasta is hardware.

Pasta does not exist in itself, it always coexists with the sauce. Pasta is MATCHED to the sauce existing. The shape serves as a vehicle to pick up sauce and accompany it and the contents of the sauce to give you an experience by the bite. All pasta is good as long as it matches the sauce it is presented with. This is why pre-mixing pasta with the sauce is crucial. If you select a bad pasta, the pasta picks up very little sauce and leaves the rest on the bottom of the pot.

I would say a high point in my pasta career was matching this roided up fusili called eliche gigante with my fake carbonara sauce that delivered ultra creamy bites.

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>>290843



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  No. 290664 [PM] [Reply]

New

Capitalism is What's Killing the Video Game Industry, Not “Woke”
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  No. 290818 [PM]

>>290761
Alan actually kill yourself if you think like this

  No. 290821 [PM]

>>290798
no way this labubu spent £50 to drive a car around a circle :DDD

Sleeping Dogs is pog tho

  No. 290835 [PM]

>>290821
I did buy sleeping dogs because you recommended it

Yeah I spent 50 stones on going around, it's fun, kinda hard to explain it, but underrated sport regardless

  No. 290842 [PM]

>>290835
Make him apologise

  No. 290844 [PM]

>>290835
one of the things I like most about Sleeping Dogs is that the combat is actually fun unlike most GTA type games. Normally in those kind of games you're using guns all the type but they have boring gunplay and the enemies aren't a threat at all so combat just feels like a chore. In Sleeping Dogs guns are pretty rare, most of the time you're doing the kung fu beat em up combat which is actually fun



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  No. 290802 [PM] [Reply]

literally, adam smolinsky, open up for donations or something if ur gonna get the cheapest server otherwise

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>>290802
smh just noticed he's playing w/ the picture stretched to fill the screen

ds games played like that look notoriously bad on 3ds. there's no magic way to stretch 256x192 to 320x240 where it would look good



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  No. 290774 [PM] [Reply]

why AWW didnt meet KGS & Liam
like come on bro
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  No. 290778 [PM]

he is fearful and doesn't participate when there r physically larger males around

trauma from being brutally bullied @ school

  No. 290788 [PM]

>>290778
I'm 5 9
Kgs is 6'4
Hewat is my height but triple the size of my dick

  No. 290789 [PM]

>>290778
Why don't you come and hang out ?
You think we won't come and see you

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>>290789
i was in glasgow for ~10 days when u were in newcastle but u just decided to not use staffas right dat week noob

hewat didn't have time 2 meetup either

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>>290799
U should meat with OP in Ankara

Fortune
A young man and his girlfriend were walking along Main Street when she spotted
a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry-store window. "Wow, I'd sure love to
have that!" she gushed.
    "No problem," her companion replied, throwing a brick through the
window and grabbing the ring.
    A few blocks later, the woman admired a full-length sable coat. "What
I'd give to own that," she said, sighing.
    "No problem," he said, throwing a brick through the window and grabbing
the coat.
    Finally, turning for home, they passed a car dealership. "Boy, I'd do
anything for one of those Rolls-Royces," she said.
    "Jeez, baby," the guy moaned, "you think I'm made of bricks?"



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  No. 290762 [PM] [Reply]

Chimney sweep, chimney sweep
When I wake till when I sleep
Chimney sweep, chimney sweep
Beans on toast is nice and cheap.

Fortune
I really hate this damned machine
I wish that they would sell it.
It never does quite what I want
But only what I tell it.

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  No. 290783 [PM]

>>290763



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  No. 290710 [PM] [Reply]

I’m coming out as something but I haven’t decided what it is yet
Maybe Muslim or non-binary
Maybe a reality show fan ? need to spice up my life tbh
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>>290759
That's the ody model
Hitbwas a shitlib until he found out not even shit libs like genocide (when it's on twitter )
Tough luck mate should have done it in the nineties after your lot murdered the last Zionist wanting peace after shooting up a mosque
I'm sure those kids would be religious extremists dw you're okay everything is fine Alan go to sleep drink the juice it's not poison

  No. 290770 [PM]

>>290769

Fortune
It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.

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>>290769
>>290770
Your mates now Alan

  No. 290772 [PM]

>>290770
Fucking hassns shit lib fake posters aswell
Alan this is how you get your politico u don't read
And therefore are dumb autistic

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>>290772
I only read Intel Slava Z and Jackson Hinkle telegram

Fortune
Proposed Additions to the PDP-11 Instruction Set:

BBW    Branch Both Ways
BEW    Branch Either Way
BBBF    Branch on Bit Bucket Full
BH    Branch and Hang
BMR    Branch Multiple Registers
BOB    Branch On Bug
BPO    Branch on Power Off
BST    Backspace and Stretch Tape
CDS    Condense and Destroy System
CLBR    Clobber Register
CLBRI    Clobber Register Immediately
CM    Circulate Memory
CMFRM    Come From -- essential for truly structured programming
CPPR    Crumple Printer Paper and Rip
CRN    Convert to Roman Numerals



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  No. 290717 [PM] [Reply]

Raped the CSA today :DDD

Fortune
[District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are
two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity:

(1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and
confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a pile and hold
a press conference where you announce that they have a street value
of $850 million. These raids never fail, because ALL high schools,
including brand-new, never-used ones, have at least 53 marijuana
cigarettes in the lockers. As far as anyone can tell, the locker
factory puts them there.
(2) Raid an "adult book store" and hold a press conference where you
announce you are charging the owner with 850 counts of being a
piece of human sleaze. This also never fails, because you always
get a conviction. A juror at a pornography trial is not about to
state for the record that he finds nothing obscene about a movie
where actors engage in sexual activities with live snakes and a
fire extinguisher. He is going to convict the bookstore owner, and
vote for the death penalty just to make sure nobody gets the wrong
impression.
        -- Dave Barry, "Pornography"

  No. 290765 [PM]

Fortune
Reality -- what a concept!
        -- Robin Williams



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  No. 290668 [PM] [Reply]

Learning to drive on the left side of the road isn't nearly as bad as people say.
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  No. 290672 [PM]

>>290669
Also have u ever tried

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>>290672
no was just remembering when was in uk w/ dad and he rented car his only comment about it was that it was interesting mental exercise

if it was hard they wouldn't let u drive in first place

  No. 290682 [PM]

>>290675
Ya it's not too difficult

Only somewhat unpleasant part is that it was first time driving with my girlfriend and she's an extremely nervous passenger which makes it rather hard to keep things light on an hour drive

  No. 290708 [PM]

It's only difficult when you're drunk tbh and forget

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There was that old joke:

A man is driving and his wife calls him:
"Honey please be careful they say on the news a psycho is wrong-way driving"
"That's not just ONE psycho, they are thousands!"



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  No. 290721 [PM] [Reply]

Is the UK really like this

Fortune
The early worm gets the bird.

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  No. 290681 [PM] [Reply]

Courtroom. The judge is about to speak the sentencing. All the proceedings, deliberation, hearings, are over and done with. The verdict is known and expected - guilty, - the judge is about to explain just how guilty the defendant is. Need not to pay any attention to from what it all started, it is all already over

— Henceforth, I announce my verdict. Guilty! Without a speck of a doubt, guilty in the face of it, affront to the innocence itself. You are, by your own actions or inactions, have made it sure that youll get this justice and the justice has been served, now, there is no doubt at all, your guilt is proven without a doubt and you must accept this fact.

You are guilty of being you, because you are wat you are, a liar without a grain of conscience, your being is expemplified by opposition to everything and wat you are is nothing. You are nothing, I have judged you, and now you are guilty in that you are nothing, your name had been striked out and now your existence, your being is without a name. There is nothing you can do, you never could, because you are miserable coward driven by own pithy cowardice, by comfort and convinience, without any skills or quality, your whole life is reduced by me into nothingness, all your memory is dust under my hammer, and there is nothing you can do. That is wat you are, an opposition to creativity, enemy of the artistry, smeared dirt on the pavement that you are, without anything to speak of your voice is not yours - when you speak, words come out but are spoken by entirely different person. There is not a single thing that can be you, because all wat is left of you has been rendered insignificant, reduced to the level appropriate, the justice served. Justice has been served! And youve found guilty of not being, there is no longer you, I sentence you to death. Axe should fall on your neck! To prove the world, the society, that no human, no person, could live alongside you on this world. To sever the head that is no longer yours, it has been alienated from you, stolen, taken into custody

Axe should befall on your neck! For that youve never been patriotic, youve never been a husband, never been a son. Never been, you, now your cowardice has been noticed and justice has been served. All that was stolen by you, will be expropriated and given back, your body will be torn apart and given to all the humanity, piece by piece, because everyone deserves to get their equal share of you that is no lonPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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  No. 290684 [PM]

yenisei they're wondering about u on mint board rn

>>290683
rude

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>>290684
That doesnt sound like a good thing… Eh, nah, not gonna open dat site (I already did just dont want to post)

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>>290685
i should do max 1 ib too..

didn't have concentration to read these long posts here yet. going to finlan in two days and maybe having unfinished stuff is making me anxious or sth

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>>290688
Eh, I dont think you miss much… Youll probably wont like it any way and I dont really feel like continuing with the argument in the very long post. Dunno, it is not wat I wanted to say, so Ill write different some other time(yeah, posting on one board is huge labour already)

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you're honour if you cut off my head two more will grow in its place and i will be more than i was before, therefore being even more criminal, and in fact merely suggesting it makes you a partner in crime

Rated: 2/5



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  No. 290694 [PM] [Reply]

crazy ps/2 keyboard has better latency than modern expensive keyboard

we had it better :DDD

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Drinking this

Thinking about liams sun burn :DDD

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>>290701
Skins nearly healed but my eyelids still sting like fuck

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>>290704
Sitting in the dark like a mfr



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  No. 290691 [PM] [Reply]

remembering that one time asmongold called african slums Rust bases

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>>290696
me on the right

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>>290697

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>>290698



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  No. 290630 [PM] [Reply]

@chino

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It's time to get churchpilled :DDD

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>>290660
mormons don't go to church they go to meetinghouse or chapel

  No. 290687 [PM]

and temple on rarer occasions



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