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Albuquerque, Albuquerque

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And my seat back in the full upright position



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Thought I Was Dead
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Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor

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Wacka-wacka-doo-doo, yeah

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And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth

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Tyler, The Creator

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I said, "You got any bear claws?"



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I said, "You got any cinnamon rolls?"

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Oh, oh God



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I said, "Whoa, hold on now, baby, I'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment"

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Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

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And my seat back in the full upright position

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U (U)



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And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside


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I said, "You got any jelly donuts?"

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You know why?



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Oh, we were so very, very, very happy, aw yeah

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That's when I knew it was true love

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Albuquerque, Albuquerque



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Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place

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I said, "You got any jelly donuts?"



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She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches


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So we got married and we bought us a house


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Aw, we ate together, we bathed together

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And he's like, "Tough"



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So I, I say to him, I say, "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"

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So what's he complaining about?

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Oh man, they were just going nuts



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Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'

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And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook

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But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn



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Tyler, The Creator

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To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt



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And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth


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