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And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence


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  No. 306463 [PM] [Reply]

And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth

  No. 306564 [PM]

And my dear, sweet mother



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  No. 306390 [PM] [Reply]

Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long

  No. 306531 [PM]

Where the towels are oh so fluffy

  No. 306533 [PM]

"No, we're outta bear claws"

  No. 306555 [PM]

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque



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  No. 306383 [PM] [Reply]

It was driving me crazy

  No. 306456 [PM]

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

  No. 306522 [PM]

Tyler, The Creator

  No. 306546 [PM]

Where the towels are oh so fluffy



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  No. 306486 [PM] [Reply]

Oh yeah

  No. 306548 [PM]

Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor



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  No. 306470 [PM] [Reply]

And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball

  No. 306524 [PM]

Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer



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  No. 306526 [PM] [Reply]

He said, "No, we're outta apple fritters"


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  No. 306466 [PM] [Reply]

I said, "You got any bear claws?"

  No. 306521 [PM]

But that's just the way things go



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  No. 306441 [PM] [Reply]

And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time

  No. 306515 [PM]

Oh yeah



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  No. 306387 [PM] [Reply]

Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag

  No. 306471 [PM]

Daww, big bowl of sauerkraut

  No. 306477 [PM]

Well, that's just great

  No. 306487 [PM]

And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth

  No. 306490 [PM]

Ah-ha-ha-ha

  No. 306509 [PM]

That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door



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  No. 306359 [PM] [Reply]

Albuquerque, Albuquerque

  No. 306420 [PM]

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

  No. 306438 [PM]

And the towels are oh so fluffy

  No. 306491 [PM]

Noid

  No. 306495 [PM]

I'll never forget the very first thing she said to me



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  No. 306485 [PM] [Reply]

So what's he complaining about?


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  No. 306459 [PM] [Reply]

Ah-ha-ha


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  No. 306425 [PM] [Reply]

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque


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  No. 306424 [PM] [Reply]

I said, "Okay, I'll take that"


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