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Ancestor haver Cumbria, Cumbria 06/04/26 (Thu) 09:49:48 No. 276781 [PM] [Reply]

My gi is so inflamed I nearly went to the hospital earlier because I was literally filling up with air and unable to fart lol
Belly was rock hard and I was gurgling all night audibly
After I got off phone I let out a three minute fart and shit myself so hard
Immediately went to bed
Puppy needs ass steroids awoo

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Piteå Bad Bevensen, Lower Saxony 06/04/26 (Thu) 16:33:37 No. 276860 [PM]

you are me

(YOLO)

Ancestor haver Cumbria, Cumbria 06/04/26 (Thu) 16:41:36 No. 276861 [PM]

>>276858
I always forget you're autistic , I was lying comedic effect, the nigga eats raw meat and eggs and milk we all know this
>>276860
I honestly don't know how you can fucking cycle with that
Auperman
I dared a coffee earlier to try and get it to

fucking work
I will post results when they come 🫴

Piteå Bern, Bern 06/04/26 (Thu) 16:56:10 No. 276865 [PM]

>>276861
u've had some pretty unscientific views on genes in the past so u thinking some individuals could thrive off noodles or sunlight alone didn't seem uncharacteristic. hence i corrected u

Ancestor haver Cumbria, Cumbria 06/04/26 (Thu) 17:11:32 No. 276870 [PM]

>>276865
Pretty harsh coming from the egg shell eater ngl

Piteå Bern, Bern 06/04/26 (Thu) 17:13:41 No. 276872 [PM]

>>276870
google it if ur confused

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Ancestor haver Cumbria, Cumbria 06/04/26 (Thu) 15:44:52 No. 276842 [PM] [Reply]

Huchi be like

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Reading, Reading 06/04/26 (Thu) 15:46:02 No. 276843 [PM]

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Piteå Klimontow, Lesser Poland 06/04/26 (Thu) 15:49:18 No. 276846 [PM]

I remember having to do something like this in EverQuest when j was like 12

Like 3 years later I was back in that noobie zone on my same character and I saw that dude never leveled or anything he just stayed there all day for years doing the same shit but to other people :DDD

Piteå Budapest, Budapest 06/04/26 (Thu) 15:50:02 No. 276847 [PM]

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alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 06/04/26 (Thu) 15:50:07 No. 276848 [PM]

ok lets see exoteric skinny boy's tweet now

Ancestor haver Cumbria, Cumbria 06/04/26 (Thu) 16:15:18 No. 276854 [PM]

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>>276846
That guy is kinda based ngl :DD
also we've all had to at some point
God damn I miss ever quest

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Piteå Klimontow, Lesser Poland 06/04/26 (Thu) 10:20:38 No. 276787 [PM] [Reply]

Liam thread reminded me that I never have a conclusion about my anal fissures.

I eventually got mine to heal after like 8 months through consistency with nitroglycerin cream, high fiber diet and stool softener.

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alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 06/04/26 (Thu) 12:55:32 No. 276803 [PM]

>>276801
propolishposter = never had a problem until age 37

Piteå Klimontow, Lesser Poland 06/04/26 (Thu) 15:44:02 No. 276840 [PM]

>>276794
Weird ting a out cycling seats is that the most comfy one I ever had for especially long rides was like 1 inch wide lol

They discontinued it tho and it's not race legal so I'm actually experimenting now with an especially wide seat

Ancestor haver Cumbria, Cumbria 06/04/26 (Thu) 15:46:36 No. 276844 [PM]

>>276840
I think a wide seat would chaff more no?
On especially after long distance

Piteå Klimontow, Lesser Poland 06/04/26 (Thu) 15:57:15 No. 276851 [PM]

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>>276844
That's what I have always assumed and why I kept going thinner and more narrow (only way I found to limit saddle sores)

but recently I got everything including my ass bones properly measure by my physio gf and sent them in to a bike fitter and they claimed I should actually have been riding something way wider than any seat I've ever used and that my sores probably came from rocking on the more narrow seat

I'm kinda skeptical but we'll see

Ancestor haver Cumbria, Cumbria 06/04/26 (Thu) 16:01:24 No. 276852 [PM]

>>276851
Lol a bike company has your ass measurements :DD
I wanna know this tho
It's counter intuitive

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 06/04/26 (Thu) 14:06:00 No. 276805 [PM] [Reply]

worst thing about these "right" wing Zionist simps are, when some white guy murdered by leftists or brown people whatever, they get happy because so they can push their agenda and yapp

if someone dies they are like uhmm I told you guys im right again so let there be another charlie kirk so I can yapp again

cursed people :DDD

Rated: 4.5/5

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 06/04/26 (Thu) 14:09:46 No. 276806 [PM]

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no matter how much you simp to jews you can't benefit from them because according to Torah you are a goy and you deserve to be killed

like it or not :DDD

Rated: 3.5/5

Piteå Budapest, Budapest 06/04/26 (Thu) 14:15:49 No. 276808 [PM]

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what is this nigga even yapping about

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 06/04/26 (Thu) 14:17:08 No. 276809 [PM]

>>276808
you missed last KGS stream we talked about this

Rated: 1/5

Piteå Budapest, Budapest 06/04/26 (Thu) 14:24:38 No. 276810 [PM]

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>>276809
this nigga reacting to lost media :DD

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AsianWomenWorshipper Basildon, Essex 06/04/26 (Thu) 10:43:49 No. 276789 [PM] [Reply]

Ozma = the sandwich lady from Runescape

Piteå Budapest, Budapest 06/04/26 (Thu) 11:46:48 No. 276792 [PM]

AWW: stray dog from runescape

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 06/04/26 (Thu) 12:08:20 No. 276796 [PM]

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huchi = big smoke

Rated: 1.5/5

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 06/04/26 (Thu) 12:11:52 No. 276797 [PM]

aww = AsianWomenWorshipper

Piteå Budapest, Budapest 06/04/26 (Thu) 12:13:19 No. 276798 [PM]

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>>276796
two number 9s, a number 6…

AsianWomenWorshipper Basildon, Essex 06/04/26 (Thu) 12:55:57 No. 276804 [PM]

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>>276792
>>276796
Huchi = Yagrum Bagarn from Morrowind

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Piteå Bern, Bern 06/04/26 (Thu) 07:28:32 No. 276770 [PM] [Reply]

Getting really close to leaving Staffas due to one member repeatedly accusing Israël of the "g-word" in Gaza.

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Ancestor haver Cumbria, Cumbria 06/04/26 (Thu) 09:41:42 No. 276778 [PM]

It is genocide.

Piteå Bern, Bern 06/04/26 (Thu) 09:44:59 No. 276779 [PM]

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>>276775
jap and swiss hs curriculum

Piteå Bern, Bern 06/04/26 (Thu) 09:48:54 No. 276780 [PM]

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>>276778
incredibly emotive word

Ancestor haver Cumbria, Cumbria 06/04/26 (Thu) 09:50:30 No. 276782 [PM]

>>276780
It's a descriptor
And legally what they are doing

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw Vienna, Vienna 06/04/26 (Thu) 10:15:35 No. 276785 [PM]

>>276779
Uhhhh

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Piteå Bern, Bern 06/03/26 (Wed) 11:17:17 No. 276617 [PM] [Reply]

chud: i've been replaced
liam: i dont think you have mate

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Reading, Reading 06/03/26 (Wed) 12:12:00 No. 276636 [PM]

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Peckham has always been a shite hole lol :DDD

Ancestor haver Cumbria, Cumbria 06/03/26 (Wed) 16:27:26 No. 276670 [PM]

>>276636

Piteå 06/03/26 (Wed) 17:45:55 No. 276693 [PM]

Imagine all the future rap music

Piteå Budapest, Budapest 06/03/26 (Wed) 17:49:28 No. 276695 [PM]

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>>276693

Piteå Roseville, California 06/04/26 (Thu) 09:37:32 No. 276777 [PM]

>>276636
so fuzzy you could pet it

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw Mödling, Lower Austria 06/04/26 (Thu) 05:53:52 No. 276765 [PM] [Reply]

Eat

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw Mödling, Lower Austria 06/04/26 (Thu) 05:55:20 No. 276766 [PM]

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Piteå Budapest, Budapest 06/04/26 (Thu) 08:37:37 No. 276774 [PM]

this nigga eats pork

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AsianWomenWorshipper Banbury, Oxfordshire 06/03/26 (Wed) 19:02:20 No. 276709 [PM] [Reply]

petition for ozma to shut da fuck up

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Ancestor haver Cumbria, Cumbria 06/03/26 (Wed) 23:39:11 No. 276751 [PM]

>>276749
She is indeed

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 06/04/26 (Thu) 00:16:45 No. 276754 [PM]

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>>276732
>>276737
lmao wtfffff

dat book is like 1k+ pages
you can read "real" """working""" economic legal work (max weber/carl schmitt)

materialists swear by dat stuff too

Piteå Budapest, Budapest 06/04/26 (Thu) 03:15:55 No. 276761 [PM]

>>276729
Liom would gain nothing out of learning japones

Ancestor haver Cumbria, Cumbria 06/04/26 (Thu) 04:15:16 No. 276762 [PM]

>>276761
Yeah I don't even watch anime anymore

Piteå Bern, Bern 06/04/26 (Thu) 05:38:02 No. 276764 [PM]

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>>276761
>>276762
waht a noob

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Ancestor haver Cumbria, Cumbria 06/04/26 (Thu) 01:41:43 No. 276757 [PM] [Reply]

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 06/04/26 (Thu) 01:42:50 No. 276758 [PM]

real G

AsianWomenWorshipper Banbury, Oxfordshire 06/04/26 (Thu) 01:47:10 No. 276759 [PM]

Piteå Klimontow, Lesser Poland 06/04/26 (Thu) 02:36:10 No. 276760 [PM]

Ass

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Reading, Reading 06/03/26 (Wed) 17:04:53 No. 276677 [PM] [Reply]

kick.com/kgsbsr

Streaming :DDD

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Reading, Reading 06/03/26 (Wed) 18:22:08 No. 276705 [PM]

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>>276696

I will look into it

Gonna use the laptop to stream Saturday

It's got a Linux distro on it but Tf2 works fine on it lol

Gonna be streaming UK poverty porn TV shows from YouTube all night :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Reading, Reading 06/03/26 (Wed) 21:31:40 No. 276741 [PM]

Crying right now :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Reading, Reading 06/03/26 (Wed) 23:40:48 No. 276753 [PM]

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Aww is my son

Read it first inshallah :DDD

AsianWomenWorshipper Banbury, Oxfordshire 06/04/26 (Thu) 01:11:34 No. 276755 [PM]

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>>276753

Piteå Budapest, Budapest 06/04/26 (Thu) 01:19:25 No. 276756 [PM]

>>276753
Blackpool yung lean

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 06/03/26 (Wed) 17:29:33 No. 276686 [PM] [Reply]

elsa jean before and after
porn industry fucks you up (literally)

I once called her ugly bitch on ig she blocked me lol i feel sorry now for these yeeehaw surgeries

Rated: 3.5/5

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alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 06/03/26 (Wed) 17:36:15 No. 276690 [PM]

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these two are pt high tire for smol blonde hoes

AsianWomenWorshipper Banbury, Oxfordshire 06/03/26 (Wed) 17:39:21 No. 276692 [PM]

fetal alcohol syndrome phenotype

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 06/03/26 (Wed) 20:15:05 No. 276719 [PM]

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>>276692

Rated: 0/5

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua 06/03/26 (Wed) 20:45:38 No. 276727 [PM]

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For me, it's Kenzie Reeves :DDD

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 06/03/26 (Wed) 22:07:20 No. 276745 [PM]

>>276727
did you know having braces ruin faces

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Ancestor haver Cumbria, Cumbria 06/03/26 (Wed) 21:31:16 No. 276740 [PM] [Reply]

Hunter biden rules

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 06/03/26 (Wed) 22:03:03 No. 276744 [PM]

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Rated: 4/5

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Piteå Klimontow, Lesser Poland 06/03/26 (Wed) 20:25:42 No. 276720 [PM] [Reply]

Sometimes I really just need to lay down the law with Adam.

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua 06/03/26 (Wed) 20:54:11 No. 276730 [PM]

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AsianWomenWorshipper Banbury, Oxfordshire 06/03/26 (Wed) 21:15:47 No. 276733 [PM]

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alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 06/03/26 (Wed) 21:28:00 No. 276739 [PM]

>>276733
no weapon?

cmonbruh

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 06/03/26 (Wed) 21:37:01 No. 276742 [PM]

Sometimes I really just need to lay down the Adam with a dam.

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Ancestor haver Cumbria, Cumbria 06/03/26 (Wed) 18:07:44 No. 276699 [PM] [Reply]

I'm watching undergods atm
It's really fucking good so far

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Ancestor haver Cumbria, Cumbria 06/03/26 (Wed) 19:06:51 No. 276710 [PM]

>>276706
It was good I liked the ending

Ancestor haver Cumbria, Cumbria 06/03/26 (Wed) 19:12:59 No. 276712 [PM]

>>276702
You like the avatar films dude

Piteå Budapest, Budapest 06/03/26 (Wed) 19:16:16 No. 276714 [PM]

>>276712
Avatar is better than the fsllout show yeah

AsianWomenWorshipper Banbury, Oxfordshire 06/03/26 (Wed) 20:13:57 No. 276717 [PM]

>>276702
this nigga played fallout 4 and thought it was good 😭

>>276714
true tbh

Ancestor haver Cumbria, Cumbria 06/03/26 (Wed) 20:32:45 No. 276721 [PM]

>>276714
Yeah

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