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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/15/24 (Sun) 14:57:13 No.162575 [Reply]

What gets you more ass

Turk who drives a BMW or a nigga who uses Intel 14th Gen :DDD

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Piteå Bienenbuttel, Lower Saxony 09/15/24 (Sun) 17:53:38 No.162627

>>162626
it ripd in 2007 or something because someone took my right of way

Wish we could turn back time Mexico City, Mexico City 09/15/24 (Sun) 18:00:10 No.162631

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>>162627
provide additional backstory

Rated: 4.5/5

Piteå Bienenbuttel, Lower Saxony 09/16/24 (Mon) 12:51:15 No.162730

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>>162631
i came from gas station @ fliegenberg she came from klein bünstorf there was a lorry turning left before her and she just followed withiout looking i was going 60km/h and crashed in her drivers door

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/16/24 (Mon) 14:18:26 No.162744

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>>162730

did you scream :DDD

Piteå Bienenbuttel, Lower Saxony 09/16/24 (Mon) 16:38:13 No.162758

>>162744
no

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Piteå Diadema, Sao Paulo 09/16/24 (Mon) 11:15:49 No.162721 [Reply]

Would you?

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/16/24 (Mon) 11:24:35 No.162722

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Piteå Council Bluffs, Iowa 09/16/24 (Mon) 12:48:56 No.162728

no.

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/16/24 (Mon) 03:12:08 No.162689 [Reply]

you are not white if you are not on tren :DDD

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Hungarian chinpo tech tips Budapest, Budapest 09/16/24 (Mon) 10:58:51 No.162719

>>162716
guys after hitting the poon once, realizing the world revolves around such miniscule thing:

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/16/24 (Mon) 11:07:03 No.162720

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>>162719

What worst getting VJ from a women your never going to see again or Intel 14th Gen :DDD

Hungarian chinpo tech tips Budapest, Budapest 09/16/24 (Mon) 11:49:32 No.162725

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>>162720
Intel 14th gen because you expect that shit to last unlike a one night stand

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/16/24 (Mon) 12:06:08 No.162726

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>>162719
VJ really changes person

im in middle of somewhere in Ankara, trying to not get biten by stray dogs, literally survival mode :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/16/24 (Mon) 12:22:46 No.162727

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>>162725

Just got to wait for her to send turk poster fake pregnancy pics :DDD

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Piteå Diadema, Sao Paulo 09/16/24 (Mon) 11:33:03 No.162723 [Reply]

Would you?

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十万億土 Bern, Bern 09/15/24 (Sun) 12:42:39 No.162567 [Reply]

what would u do afterwards if u saw a ghost or alien ? u look away and back, and perform some other tests to check ur not dreaming or hallucinating or etc, and it's still there

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Chino Reloaded Benito Juarez, Mexico City 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:23:40 No.162591

If I see a Ghost, I'd shat myself

If I see an alien, I'd shat myself but I'd try to ask the important questions :DDD

Wish we could turn back time Mexico City, Mexico City 09/15/24 (Sun) 17:08:03 No.162612

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*unzips* :DD

Rated: 3/5

sunflower business Warsaw, Mazovia 09/16/24 (Mon) 07:21:31 No.162701

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Wat would I do if I seen an ayyy or ghost? That's difficult question… I guess it depends on where do they manifest themselves. If they are on my property, if I don't have a gun to shoot, I call the police. If they approach me on street I say I don't need their services. And if they manifest to my family, well, I gotta call the ghostbusters, severely concerned about my loved ones' health… I'm not afraid of them, they are all Brazilian to me.

極楽往生 Bern, Bern 09/16/24 (Mon) 09:39:45 No.162709

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>>162701
police would probably write u down as crazy and then respond much slower if u ever had real emergency

sunflower business Warsaw, Mazovia 09/16/24 (Mon) 09:53:12 No.162713

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>>162709
Nah, naaaah. To make my story more believable I'll say that alien is illegal and police will arrive very fast and apprehend the intruder.

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/16/24 (Mon) 03:54:20 No.162690 [Reply]

send me to femboy island angry bird style :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/16/24 (Mon) 08:22:52 No.162707

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極楽往生 Bern, Bern 09/16/24 (Mon) 09:41:01 No.162710

femboy = skinnyfat nerd with long hair

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/15/24 (Sun) 20:57:14 No.162658 [Reply]

Why didn't anyone warn me :DDD

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/15/24 (Sun) 21:48:51 No.162671

>>162670

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/15/24 (Sun) 21:58:06 No.162674

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>>162671

Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 09/15/24 (Sun) 22:14:49 No.162675

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>>162674

sunflower business Warsaw, Mazovia 09/16/24 (Mon) 06:50:54 No.162698

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But they did warn you…

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/16/24 (Mon) 08:07:08 No.162703

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>>162698

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十万億土 Bern, Bern 09/15/24 (Sun) 08:53:51 No.162557 [Reply]

started drink coffee daily a month ago. but with disastrous results: started falling asleep multiple times a day and it fucked my rhythm

so i realised that i get the adhd thing where it has pretty much opposite effect. so now i still drink coffee but only 30 minutes before sleeping and it's comfy

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:57:06 No.162605

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>>162603

all seeds are toxic its the plants baby they make chemicals to stop you eating the seeds

plants only want you to eat their fruit :DDD

Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:58:22 No.162606

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>>162599
I stopped drinking coffee because I almost had a stroke :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/15/24 (Sun) 17:03:16 No.162610

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>>162606

You need africa energy :DDD

Piteå Moscow, Moscow 09/15/24 (Sun) 17:59:07 No.162630

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coffee feels so good but i have like a cup every other day at most
dont wanna have the tolerance effect, it kinda sucks

sunflower business Warsaw, Mazovia 09/16/24 (Mon) 07:08:31 No.162700

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I've read that coffee is toxic seed drink, it's bad for you in many inexplicable ways… Hit the teahouse and drink toxic leaf drink instead. It's better that way…

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末法末世 Bern, Bern 09/14/24 (Sat) 23:12:56 No.162534 [Reply]

organic food costs only 20-30% more

ppl save 20 cents buying normal milk, but then buy some bs treats and ready meals etc that cost way way more

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/15/24 (Sun) 18:31:24 No.162635

>>162634
We loves it

極楽浄土 Bern, Bern 09/15/24 (Sun) 19:40:46 No.162653

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>>162601
just 15-20 minutes boil and simmer. but more water so doesn't matter if i forgot it there
>Why yours looks like porridge :DD
they're husked so lose consistency and easier to eat. but need to research a bit if most of the nootrients r in the husk or something, and i'd then then be eating it inoptimally
>>162629
try white rice with sugar it tastes like rice porridge pretty much

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/15/24 (Sun) 19:46:57 No.162655

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>>162653

Wish we could turn back time Mexico City, Mexico City 09/15/24 (Sun) 19:56:03 No.162657

>>162653
you won't die for eating unhusked buckwheat but you do you

Rated: 2.5/5

sunflower business Warsaw, Mazovia 09/16/24 (Mon) 06:57:32 No.162699

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I cannot see you eating only buckwheat, we need to organize a fund to help you eat something better…

AsianWomenWorshipper Ascot, Windsor and Maidenhead 09/15/24 (Sun) 18:59:03 No.162643 [Reply]

exclusive footage of me and hungarian chinpo irl playing a high stakes game of melee

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Hungarian chinpo tech tips Budapest, Budapest 09/15/24 (Sun) 19:06:17 No.162647

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AsianWomenWorshipper Ascot, Windsor and Maidenhead 09/15/24 (Sun) 19:14:03 No.162648

>>162646
I'm not a fan of battle royales in general because I think that permadeath incentivises slow, lame, overly cautious gameplay when compared to traditional deathmatch FPS games which I feel encourage more expressive, risky, interesting play

but I do admit that the relatively fast movement and the building tech make it far more appealing to me than the likes of PUBG etc, which are literally just valium in video game form

it's cliche to say this but honestly the main thing that puts me off is just the garish hypersaturated brainrot gen alpha aesthetic

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/15/24 (Sun) 19:19:03 No.162649

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>>162648

Worst thing about fortnite every new season update adds the most bullshit overpower weapon

Don't these niggers test anything :DDD

極楽往生 Bern, Bern 09/16/24 (Mon) 05:37:38 No.162695

>>162647
vote with u're a wallets gamers

sunflower business Warsaw, Mazovia 09/16/24 (Mon) 06:43:19 No.162697

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>>162647
You see, the thing is, games rarely portray women as hideous. Why is dat? Why do women need to be always beautiful and all symmetric? That's BS, perfect balance in representation of women lies in Minecraft, where all cube design doesn't discriminate…

Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 09/16/24 (Mon) 00:56:44 No.162686 [Reply]

The EVIL History of Hot Cheetos

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/16/24 (Mon) 01:02:54 No.162687

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/16/24 (Mon) 03:10:31 No.162688

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極楽往生 Bern, Bern 09/15/24 (Sun) 23:05:38 No.162679 [Reply]

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/15/24 (Sun) 23:23:06 No.162681

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/15/24 (Sun) 23:39:21 No.162682

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all them furries and weird ass people are in 1st world easy countries, all of them are whiteboys

you can't see middle eastern furry brother because they living the hard life so they focus on their life instead of jewish bullshits like that

get ass and furry autism gets fixed :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/15/24 (Sun) 23:46:58 No.162683

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