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AsianWomenWorshipper Ascot, Windsor and Maidenhead 08/22/24 (Thu) 22:24:32 No.159554 [Reply]

Mischievous troll: "pizza hut? More like pizza BUTT!"

Hungarian chinpo (pizza hut employee): "FUUUUUUUUUUUU! SHUT UP SHUT UP!"

Mischievous troll: "hi this is Mr doodoo caca wienerpants, I would like to order one large doodoo pizza!"

Hungarian chinpo (pizza hut employee): "FUUUUUUUUUUUU! SHUT UP SHUT UP!"

Le horny bull: "yo Mr Hungarian chimbloo! Lemme buy your wife for 5 dollars! And I ain't leavin' a tip, fuck that shit!'

Hungarian chinpo (pizza hut employee): "ooh crikey, of course, right away my good man! Cor blimey!"

Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 08/22/24 (Thu) 22:33:39 No.159555

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AWW

How to get Vietnamese gf?

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 08/22/24 (Thu) 22:46:51 No.159556

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Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 08/22/24 (Thu) 22:47:28 No.159557

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>>159556
Me

zombie farmer Rotterdam, South Holland 08/23/24 (Fri) 15:07:27 No.159612

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Ok, but wat about when he was an Chuck-e-Cheese employer episode?

Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 08/21/24 (Wed) 16:46:03 No.159315 [Reply]

What are you listening to this morning /b/?

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 08/21/24 (Wed) 16:56:35 No.159327

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Wish we could turn back time Mexico City, Mexico City 08/21/24 (Wed) 17:03:19 No.159330

>>159327
black cock peaking out of blue pants :DD

(YOLO)

末法末世 Bern, Bern 08/21/24 (Wed) 18:54:29 No.159360

mecha and other epic anime openings

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/21/24 (Wed) 18:58:54 No.159362

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>>159360
what is the deal with no fat hoes at animes :DDD

zombie farmer Rotterdam, South Holland 08/23/24 (Fri) 14:47:47 No.159609

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/22/24 (Thu) 19:52:59 No.159519 [Reply]

affirmations before sleep
-i have german girlfriend
-i have slavic girlfriend
-i have english girlfriend
-white women loves me and i love them
-im handsome and i attract white girls

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Piteå 08/22/24 (Thu) 23:07:18 No.159560

>>159559
i am joking m8

Piteå Council Bluffs, Iowa 08/22/24 (Thu) 23:11:22 No.159561

>>159560
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Piteå Stockholm, Stockholm County 08/22/24 (Thu) 23:38:46 No.159564

me but albanian girls

末法末世 Bern, Bern 08/23/24 (Fri) 06:24:46 No.159573

>>159552
they were throwing some tantrum about no-one contributing to server costs. at the same time delusional and frustrated about the size of mintboard community and why it's not bringing in any income. when even little minecraft servers are profitable

so i assume that money went to mintboard server + cloudflare at least. but, he showed such lazy work morale that i wouldn't hire him for further work. when he still hasn't fulfilled his current obligations to me

zombie farmer Rotterdam, South Holland 08/23/24 (Fri) 14:39:44 No.159608

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Reading this guy is like reading fanfics, you think damn there is market for that? And then I realize it's just me broken since I don't feel not an inch like I want any relationship in any form at all. But then I read again and I'm like damn I'm so glad God made me this way, I can laugh at his misfortune and failure without any shame or regret.

Piteå Kroscienko nad Dunajcem, Lesser Poland 08/23/24 (Fri) 12:59:02 No.159588 [Reply]

I will now go over the ethnic and racial composition of the United States

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/23/24 (Fri) 13:09:41 No.159592

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>>159591

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 08/23/24 (Fri) 13:11:03 No.159593

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>>159592

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/23/24 (Fri) 13:22:20 No.159594

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>>159593
gym benefits:
-mog all males because you look buffer than them, you get more attention on photos because you look big
-thick neck makes you look more attractive
-when you leanmaxx, your weewee gets bigger
-especially gay bottoms trannies twinks love you
-combine lifting with martial art and you can kill niggers at street with your punches
-better sleep, because you get tired during day, easy to go to bed
-even when you stop lifting you will be strong when you are older because you developed your muscles
-because you maxxing testosterone, you get manly face (compare my old photos to new photos)

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 08/23/24 (Fri) 13:24:36 No.159596

>>159594

ok nigga :DDD

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/23/24 (Fri) 13:25:54 No.159597

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>>159596

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末法末世 Bern, Bern 08/23/24 (Fri) 07:21:47 No.159576 [Reply]

my dream job

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 08/23/24 (Fri) 13:00:27 No.159589

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末法末世 Bern, Bern 08/22/24 (Thu) 11:57:14 No.159433 [Reply]

those figures look so good

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 08/22/24 (Thu) 12:39:06 No.159435

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Why fortnite got me doing math tho :DDD

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/22/24 (Thu) 13:02:51 No.159440

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>>159435

Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 08/22/24 (Thu) 23:22:31 No.159562 [Reply]

Although KGS heavily disliked Mexico, he found the paranormal scene in Mexico quite interesting

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 08/22/24 (Thu) 23:38:14 No.159563

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Mexico is epic

Nice beaches
Maya and Aztec history
Nice weather
Epic food and alcohol :DDD

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 08/23/24 (Fri) 00:15:32 No.159565

>>159563
Also hot latinas

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 08/23/24 (Fri) 00:15:53 No.159566

Maybe I should passport bro into Mexico City and get me a gf

Piteå Diadema, Sao Paulo 08/23/24 (Fri) 01:02:42 No.159567

>>159563
epic narcos gore

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/21/24 (Wed) 23:55:53 No.159391 [Reply]

ok guys serious discussion get in here

found ass, she is on another city, 8 hour bus drive, she is inviting me, ill get ass and lose my virginity

should I do that? i have to pay like 88 USD for bus in total and for hotel room for one day

i feel like my uncle, he travelled for ass like 100 times maybe

please write your opinions. i have to be quick. that ass wants my brown weewee, if i don't be quick another weewee will take that ass :DDD

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30 y/o BSR Mexico City, Mexico City 08/22/24 (Thu) 22:03:02 No.159544

>>159542
Yeah she's into you.
Doesn't mean she will compromise to have sex immediately with someone she has never met.
You do have to bring it up in a flirtatious way so she knows your intentions, then maybe irl you can convince her…

Rated: 3.5/5

(YOLO)

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 08/22/24 (Thu) 22:03:29 No.159545

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>>159542

Lol reminds me of catfishing tinder years ago :DDD

30 y/o BSR Mexico City, Mexico City 08/22/24 (Thu) 22:06:32 No.159547

>>159545
But also can be this :DD
I expect you not to be bsr and get catfished

Rated: 4.5/5

(YOLO)

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/22/24 (Thu) 22:07:50 No.159549

>>159545
>>159547
bros, i told like 1000 times

i talk to her on video call, she is not fake, real person.. damn..

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 08/22/24 (Thu) 22:10:47 No.159551

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>>159549

I had some dude on the phone I catfished from tinder I just told him I had a sore throat that's why I sound like a man

Nigga still wanted to meet up lol :DDD

AsianWomenWorshipper Ascot, Windsor and Maidenhead 08/22/24 (Thu) 21:55:31 No.159540 [Reply]

Hungarian chunpo situation is insane

Hungarian chinpo tech tips Budapest, Budapest 08/22/24 (Thu) 22:00:13 No.159543

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 08/22/24 (Thu) 22:09:02 No.159550

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AsianWomenWorshipper Ascot, Windsor and Maidenhead 08/22/24 (Thu) 20:37:16 No.159529 [Reply]

CERTIFIED BANGER ALERT

I wanna eat Fei's arse in this MV so much man

thanks for reading

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 08/22/24 (Thu) 21:04:58 No.159536

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AsianWomenWorshipper Ascot, Windsor and Maidenhead 08/22/24 (Thu) 21:25:53 No.159537

>>159536
can you guys stop posting KC tier ragebait for 30 mins please

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 08/22/24 (Thu) 21:28:52 No.159538

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>>159537

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/22/24 (Thu) 18:21:07 No.159496 [Reply]

ozma is kind of guy who goes to driving school, they ask if he wants to learn manual or automatic, he gives that queen facial expression and says "of course automatic"

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/22/24 (Thu) 18:32:42 No.159500

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>>159498

Hungarian chinpo tech tips Budapest, Budapest 08/22/24 (Thu) 18:39:24 No.159501

>>159498
Bruh you cant drive the fuck you talking about :d

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 08/22/24 (Thu) 18:43:48 No.159502

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>>159501

I had driving lessons like 10years ago in a manual it was ass :DDD

Piteå 08/22/24 (Thu) 18:53:03 No.159503

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>>159501
hungarian bimbo

what is your opinion on french cars :DDD

Hungarian chinpo tech tips Budapest, Budapest 08/22/24 (Thu) 20:15:48 No.159527

>>159503
French cars have 2 modes:
One is breaking in warranty period
One is not breaking ever and traveling to north africa with 500 000 kms in it

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Piteå Krakow, Lesser Poland 08/22/24 (Thu) 19:56:02 No.159521 [Reply]

Thought this show would be way better. They only focused on the most boring parts of the JFK assassination and time travel.

I wonder if the book is as shit.

Chino Reloaded Ecatepec, México 08/22/24 (Thu) 20:01:20 No.159523

I don't watch TV, I only play games

Also watch Villainous :DDD

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/22/24 (Thu) 16:54:10 No.159487 [Reply]

challenger against mexian coca cola cartel appears :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 08/22/24 (Thu) 17:42:34 No.159490

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Pepsi is better than coca cola :DDD

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/22/24 (Thu) 18:17:44 No.159493

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>>159490
lola: coca cola

pepsi: jaxon :DDD

Chino Reloaded Ecatepec, México 08/22/24 (Thu) 19:52:54 No.159518

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>>159487
>>159490
What happened? He drank Pepsi in Mexico :DDD

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Piteå 08/22/24 (Thu) 18:54:07 No.159505 [Reply]

women are so dumb

we talking on telegram, and she says lets switch to whatsapp. for what reason? no reason. they are stupid.

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 08/22/24 (Thu) 19:10:20 No.159511

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>>159510

What is more likely to happen

Brown people in Canada getting a job or getting VJ from tinder :DDD

Piteå 08/22/24 (Thu) 19:13:58 No.159512

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>>159511

Piteå Council Bluffs, Iowa 08/22/24 (Thu) 19:39:04 No.159515

>>159512
anus brother ?

Chino Reloaded Ecatepec, México 08/22/24 (Thu) 19:40:12 No.159516

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Women feel more confident using WhatsApp

Telegram is for gore and porn :DDD

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 08/22/24 (Thu) 19:43:23 No.159517

>>159516
I want gf so bad its unreal

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/22/24 (Thu) 16:53:16 No.159486 [Reply]

opinion: negative cantalt tilt can be good thing

because when you have hunter eyes, people think you are more agressive, when you have negative cantalt tilt people think you are more good boy

when people think you are good boy, you can do your türk scams to them :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 08/22/24 (Thu) 17:45:41 No.159491

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Islam is a cope religion :DDD

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/22/24 (Thu) 18:13:35 No.159492

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>>159491
islam took my weewee skin :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 08/22/24 (Thu) 18:17:45 No.159494

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>>159492