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I saw this so u have to see it


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>>292272
I would enjoy AI feture on staffas
@grok what is this, boom grok post

we could give a grok furry spurdo flag

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>>292275
no

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>>292276
think you are asian tourist in london

let's try british food perfect

and you eat faggots :DDD



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Had two pints of Schwarzbier finishing off with this
“Cascadian Dark Ale”
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>>292267

Fortune
Look! Before our very eyes, the future is becoming the past.

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>>292269
bruh how tf do people remember how to disassemble + assemble this shite irl lol :DDD



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Incredibly Important
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>>291734

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PIN THIS FUCKING TREASURE

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PIN THIS CULTURAL TREASURE

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>>292261
>>292262
maybe if it was a dog



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How do you strive for freedom? What is the actual value of freedom? I have never seen anyone that is free.
Kant's principle of morality ("Act so that the basis of your action may be valid for all men.") is the exact opposite of freedom. Kant's principle means death to the individual impulses. For the liberty lover, that standard can never be the way all men would act because he only follows his own whim. Freedom means to oppose limiting behavior that tends to narrow one's options. It means stepping outside of one's own culture, society, relationships, personality, beliefs, prejudices, opinions and ideas. In casting off one set of restricting actions it becomes unavoidable adopting others, and so, if you are unitary you are not free. Any type of identity means that your life is chained to a determined course.

People have this yearning for something that doesn't exist. Politically speaking, "freedom" means you embrace selfishness. When courtesy tells you to not fondle your scrotum and then caress a child, that suffers from hyperosmia, in the face you sternly reject this premise and let the tepid whiff enter the life of this unfamiliar youngster.
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>>291749
Obviously peppered bigotry.

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>>291758
Temper tantrum time with a mute twist.

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>>291770
Chili chauvinists.

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>>292254
capsaicin supremacism

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>>292255
Mexislav Mythos



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Fire posters:
Aries = Passionate, competitive and rarely hold grudges. Turkposter.
Leo = Main character syndrome guys. Das Ozma.
Sagittarius = Sagis are curious and disorganized people who happen to have troubles with commitment. Long Kong.

Earth posters:
Taurus: Stubborn people who like to live in the couch. The kind of guy who cancel plans if it's raining. AWW.
Virgo: Hyper perfectionists, google sheets coded… Kotia.
Capricorn: Workaholics… These think about money first, fun second. Pepsi Pole ofc.

Air posters:
Gemini: very double face people. think of the thin chin meme with nicest guy you'll ever meet vs twisted fucking thincopath. Different personality depending who they talking with. Yup, that's Adam no less.
Libra: Indecisive people who try to appease to everyone. Kgs goes here ngl.
Aquarius: Eccentrics who hate small talk and like strange stuff nobody seems to get. CuM.

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idk i dont believe this woman shit but im leo

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i'm ophiuchus

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>>292246
yeah you are 100% fire guy no doubt about it.

>>292247
very funny,,,

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>>292236

I believe in you :DDD

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I’m a water bearer in Greek zodiac and a metal horse n Chinese zodiac



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This is how it works

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so true

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>>292245
Liambo good post



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ex gf (not the one who got married, fuck her) said I will think about it said leave me alone for me to think

Let there be a miracle :DDD
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>>291497
Make a banner

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>>291497
Me an ozma marvel mcu

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she said okay
we meeting next week

bruh god might be real im keep saying "show the signs of love, wealth, health everyday if you are real"

happy :DDD

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kc rizzle rip'd
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rip

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Damn
Rips man fug :DD

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I can't believe this.

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Lucky guy



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liam

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Ozma bratty sub thread

Fortune
He thought of Musashi, the Sword Saint, standing in his garden more than
three hundred years ago. "What is the 'Body of a rock'?" he was asked.
In answer, Musashi summoned a pupil of his and bid him kill himself by
slashing his abdomen with a knife. Just as the pupil was about to comply,
the Master stayed his hand, saying, "That is the 'Body of a rock'."
        -- Eric Van Lustbader

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quintessential liam

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>>292209
Yup
Ozma is a wise elf

Fortune
Parsley
     is gharsley.
        -- Ogden Nash

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>>292209
They're himdus they love the Zionist entity

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>>292238
At least get it right



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The name's Balls… Ozma Balls.
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>>292205
the kind of sophisticated high iq humour u can expect from aww and chinpo

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>>292204
ma sounds like my
so your name + balls sounds like (oz) my balls.

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>>292212
i mean, i got that part, but wat verb is the 'oz' supposed to sound like

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>>292214
the particle "oz" sounds onomatopoeic so it can be whatever you want it to be, or nothing at all.
I for instance read ozma balls like buzz my balls.

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>>292214
this nigga never had his balls ozzed before smh



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Since Ody has repeatedly made inquiries half jokingly pestering me about me hooking him up with someone,,, yeah I decided to unironically make a thread about the kind of womeme I would hook up every poster with.

Long Kong: Random prostitute will do. Wouldn't really go as far as to make sure if she had STDs so would just tell him to be happy and use a condom.

Chino: Chino is genuinely a good person but I don't think many women would like to be around him. I would like to see him with some random brown grey mouse gamer girl. He will probably the one to reject her because she isn't a white mexican with a thousand instagram filters irl tho.

Kotia/Bob/CuM: I don't think these people ever mentioned having a libido despite constantly posting underdressed anime girls so I don't even know what kind of personality or physical traits to go for. While I make my mind up I'd get them a daki or sthing.

Ozma: distance relationship with some shitposter from lolcow farms or whatever, idk. Can't imagine him irl with a woman and he'd probably find some happiness being in a relationship with a person he'd never met. Fact the woman won't meet him irl is probably for the best.

Turkposter: any kind of low iq village girl will do, she just has to be willing to adapt some of his weird tastes/ideas (all women do this to a degree but some compromises have to be made) and not cheat on him or he will end up revenge fucking femboys or whatever.

AWW: Evangelical korean… Actually any evangelical lost media mexican women with slightly asian traits will do. Sorry brother but you need christ in your life asap.

kgs: guy unironically deserves genuine kindness and trust. nigga visibly has several weird fetishes so I honestly wouldn't know what he is into. Would hook him up with the nicest woman I know only for him to reject her because she ain't black and fat, idk.
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>>292166
There is big difference between who men want and wat is ideal partner. So, dunno, do men really want someone who is attractive? Sure, people find other people attractive in numerous ways. There is really no such thing as compatability, which is an astrology thing

Women "adapt" to men for simple reasons. Well, they dont adapt, they just know far more about men than men about them so it seems like they "adapt". Any way, people get similar when they spend time together, which is a different thing from women knowing about men. People get similar when they are together because of proximity and learning, when you are close you see how the other guy does things and with time you come habitually do very similar. Thats how all people like, they learn from other people, it works in every space, home or prison or school or monastery

Though, yeah, manhood is really stupid. Men know about women almost nothing, and only time they want to is when they want have sex or some thing like dat. Because that is wat manhood is all about, any way, insecurity is high watermark of manliness and manlihood, so it is not condoned in society for men to be transgressive in any way
>>292172
No. Study the theory.

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>>292174
I like astrology. astrology is good.
If you don't like it you're probably a gemini.

I'm still trying to decipher everyone's zodiac sign but I will make a thread about everyone's sign (maybe, eventually…)

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>>292213
o heh i member dis thread idea of yus

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>>292218
brownpill me on chinese zodiac tho :DD

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>>292219
use a book or internet dis not worth my time :DDDDD



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Kgs will look at this video and say something like "jetblack pussy multiple parallel kidz, korean pussy zero kids and a dog :DDD"

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>"jetblack pussy multiple parallel kidz, korean pussy zero kids and a dog :DDD"
where's the lie tho



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who u fucking
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>>292185

She is pregnant

Inshallah :DDD

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>>292187
think

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