Since Ody has repeatedly made inquiries half jokingly pestering me about me hooking him up with someone,,, yeah I decided to unironically make a thread about the kind of womeme I would hook up every poster with.
Long Kong: Random prostitute will do. Wouldn't really go as far as to make sure if she had STDs so would just tell him to be happy and use a condom.
Chino: Chino is genuinely a good person but I don't think many women would like to be around him. I would like to see him with some random brown grey mouse gamer girl. He will probably the one to reject her because she isn't a white mexican with a thousand instagram filters irl tho.
Kotia/Bob/CuM: I don't think these people ever mentioned having a libido despite constantly posting underdressed anime girls so I don't even know what kind of personality or physical traits to go for. While I make my mind up I'd get them a daki or sthing.
Ozma: distance relationship with some shitposter from lolcow farms or whatever, idk. Can't imagine him irl with a woman and he'd probably find some happiness being in a relationship with a person he'd never met. Fact the woman won't meet him irl is probably for the best.
Turkposter: any kind of low iq village girl will do, she just has to be willing to adapt some of his weird tastes/ideas (all women do this to a degree but some compromises have to be made) and not cheat on him or he will end up revenge fucking femboys or whatever.
AWW: Evangelical korean… Actually any evangelical lost media mexican women with slightly asian traits will do. Sorry brother but you need christ in your life asap.
kgs: guy unironically deserves genuine kindness and trust. nigga visibly has several weird fetishes so I honestly wouldn't know what he is into. Would hook him up with the nicest woman I know only for him to reject her because she ain't black and fat, idk.
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