No. 292665 [PM]
>>292664Kind of like how the wop in the sopranos sat on his dog while drugged up and killed it
Fortune
conning the most intellegent people on the planet is not easy
No. 292666 [PM]
I could see AWW crashing off of a meth binge and killing a chihuahua by sitting on it
Fortune
Symptom: Everything has gone dark.
Fault: The Bar is closing.
Action Required: Panic.
Symptom: You awaken to find your bed hard, cold and wet.
You cannot see the bathroom light.
Fault: You have spent the night in the gutter.
Action Required: Check your watch to see if bars are open yet. If not,
treat yourself to a lie-in.
-- Bar Troubleshooting
No. 292667 [PM]
>>292665>>292666why do you spam fortune on every post
No. 292668 [PM]
>>292667Eat fortune cookies not meth
Fortune
Whether weary or unweary, O man, do not rest,
Do not cease your single-handed struggle.
Go on, do not rest.
-- An old Gujarati hymn
No. 292702 [PM]
>>292668Don't do both
You might think the fortunes are coming for ya