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There's no answer

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You might also like

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Aw, we ate together, we bathed together



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And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out

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That's when I knew it was true love

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I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice

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I said, "Whoa, hold on now, baby, I'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment"



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And my seat back in the full upright position

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Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag

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"Who is it?"

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I said, "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"

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I said, "Hey, Mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?"

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And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over



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Kinda lost my train of thought


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And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes


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And I'm like, "Hey, you can't have that

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B (B)

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And I gotta tell ya, it was really great

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I believe it went a little something like this

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Oh yeah

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And she leaned right down next to me



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  No. 306636 [PM] [Reply]

Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long

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And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside

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Albuquerque



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  No. 306388 [PM] [Reply]

That's right, I got me a part-time job at the Sizzler

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Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?

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No answer

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She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches



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  No. 306870 [PM] [Reply]

And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly


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Albuquerque, Albuquerque

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My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

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And I'm like, "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?"



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  No. 306861 [PM] [Reply]

And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time


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In Albuquerque
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Albuquerque, Albuquerque

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Tyler, The Creator

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Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

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Albuquerque

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Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it



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But I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest


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Where the towels are oh so fluffy


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And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over

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That's when I knew it was true love



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