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  No. 306775 [PM] [Reply]

"No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"

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  No. 306776 [PM] [Reply]

Had my tray table up

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  No. 306773 [PM] [Reply]

You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation

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  No. 306770 [PM] [Reply]

We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss

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  No. 306769 [PM] [Reply]

She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches

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  No. 306356 [PM] [Reply]

Get 'em off me

  No. 306523 [PM]

Oh, oh God

  No. 306660 [PM]

I said, "You got any glazed donuts?"

  No. 306756 [PM]

The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts


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  No. 306755 [PM] [Reply]

Oh yeah

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  No. 306633 [PM] [Reply]

And she said, "It's good for you"
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  No. 306693 [PM]

And I'm like, "'kay"

  No. 306707 [PM]

She said, "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"

  No. 306719 [PM]

He's like, "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic"

  No. 306732 [PM]

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

  No. 306753 [PM]

Tyler, The Creator


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  No. 306532 [PM] [Reply]

She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches

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Tyler, The Creator

  No. 306645 [PM]

And he says, "Yeah, what do ya want?"

  No. 306736 [PM]

And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation


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  No. 306632 [PM] [Reply]

And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel

  No. 306734 [PM]

But first, I decided to buy some donuts


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  No. 306381 [PM] [Reply]

That's when I swore that someday

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Albuquerque, Albuquerque

  No. 306469 [PM]

D'oh

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And I'm like, "Hey, you can't have that

  No. 306714 [PM]

Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest

  No. 306723 [PM]

That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"


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  No. 306371 [PM] [Reply]

That's all I'm really tryin' to say
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Noid

  No. 306613 [PM]

And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter

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But that's just the way things go

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Albuquerque

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Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'


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  No. 306360 [PM] [Reply]

Thought I Was Dead

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And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly

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And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel

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Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the AC

  No. 306689 [PM]

Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel

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Ah


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  No. 306391 [PM] [Reply]

And I'm like, "Hey, you can't have that

  No. 306628 [PM]

I said, "You got any apple fritters?"

  No. 306705 [PM]

She said, "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"


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  No. 306559 [PM] [Reply]

D'oh

  No. 306700 [PM]

Somewhere out there in this crazy old mixed-up universe of ours


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