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  No. 306733 [PM] [Reply]

No, get 'em off, get 'em off

  No. 306878 [PM]

"No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"

  No. 306927 [PM]

In Albuquerque

  No. 307002 [PM]

And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna

  No. 307047 [PM]

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque



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  No. 306675 [PM] [Reply]

Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that

  No. 306730 [PM]

Well, I knew what he meant

  No. 306790 [PM]

And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside

  No. 307045 [PM]

And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel



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  No. 306658 [PM] [Reply]

But first, I decided to buy some donuts

  No. 306796 [PM]

Oh, oh God

  No. 306817 [PM]

Hey Jane

  No. 307043 [PM]

Albuquerque, Albuquerque



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  No. 307034 [PM] [Reply]

My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast


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  No. 306737 [PM] [Reply]

This guy comes up to me on the street and he tells me he hasn't had a bite in three days
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  No. 306880 [PM]

I even made employee of the month after I put out that grease fire with my face

  No. 306908 [PM]

But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me

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You know why?

  No. 307019 [PM]

Wacka-wacka-doo-doo, yeah

  No. 307036 [PM]

And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up



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  No. 306735 [PM] [Reply]

So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus

  No. 306922 [PM]

I said, "You got any cinnamon rolls?"

  No. 306970 [PM]

No, get 'em off, get 'em off

  No. 307027 [PM]

Every single mornin'



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  No. 307031 [PM] [Reply]

And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up


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  No. 306740 [PM] [Reply]

That's when I knew it was true love
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  No. 306995 [PM]

I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud

  No. 306997 [PM]

And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel

  No. 307001 [PM]

I'll never forget the very first thing she said to me

  No. 307007 [PM]

So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel

  No. 307024 [PM]

Albuquerque



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  No. 307021 [PM] [Reply]

I said, "Okay, I'll take that"


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  No. 306670 [PM] [Reply]

And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams

  No. 306738 [PM]

Albuquerque, Albuquerque

  No. 306977 [PM]

Oh, oh God, oh God

  No. 306983 [PM]

And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel

  No. 307016 [PM]

Somewhere out there in this crazy old mixed-up universe of ours



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  No. 307015 [PM] [Reply]

The world was our burrito


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  No. 307014 [PM] [Reply]

Oh man, they were just going nuts


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  No. 307012 [PM] [Reply]

And then he gets all indignant on me


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  No. 306702 [PM] [Reply]

Living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house

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Where the towels are oh so fluffy

  No. 307003 [PM]

To Albuquerque

  No. 307013 [PM]

I say, "Who is it?"



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  No. 306655 [PM] [Reply]

Ah

  No. 306846 [PM]

He said, "No, we're outta jelly donuts"

  No. 306850 [PM]

And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna

  No. 306994 [PM]

I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face

  No. 307008 [PM]

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy



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