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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Chihuahua City, Chihuahua 09/24/26 (Thu) 18:57:06 No. 300582 [PM] [Reply]

What are you listening to this afternoon/night /be/?

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/24/26 (Thu) 18:58:56 No. 300584 [PM]

creed
the smiths
nirvana
pearl jam
deftones
artic monkey

we having a bit uncle touch my weewee day

alan ody jews Solomon Paul Carter 09/24/26 (Thu) 19:24:50 No. 300586 [PM]

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Chihuahua City, Chihuahua 09/24/26 (Thu) 19:31:41 No. 300587 [PM]

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>>300586

AsianWomenWorshipper 09/24/26 (Thu) 20:00:14 No. 300589 [PM]

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Chihuahua City, Chihuahua 09/24/26 (Thu) 22:57:47 No. 300611 [PM]

>>300589
Nice :DDD

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/24/26 (Thu) 20:18:13 No. 300590 [PM] [Reply]

LAS VEGAS (KLAS) — Lawyers for Las Vegas-based comedian Scott Thompson, also known as Carrot Top, confirmed that he attempted to take his own life during an emergency hearing for a lawsuit filed against the comedian.

Court documents filed in Broward County, Florida, reveal steps by singer Brian Evans to cancel a settlement reached in 2024. Details of that settlement aren’t available, but the lawsuit claims it was signed when Evans was undergoing stress from “catastrophic” events including the Maui wildfires, an email from Thompson that contained an explicit sex video, and a breakdown of trust between the two performers.

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 09/24/26 (Thu) 21:25:24 No. 300603 [PM]

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/24/26 (Thu) 16:30:17 No. 300577 [PM] [Reply]

germans are autistic lol

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 09/24/26 (Thu) 16:36:56 No. 300578 [PM]

most exciting TV show available in Germany :DDD

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Chihuahua City, Chihuahua 09/24/26 (Thu) 17:19:40 No. 300581 [PM]

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East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 09/24/26 (Thu) 17:07:50 No. 300579 [PM] [Reply]

SORRY KEBAB PEOPLE

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 09/24/26 (Thu) 17:12:33 No. 300580 [PM]

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Nvm I fucked it
Hello dear ppl

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Lolitsradan Cardiff, Cardiff 09/24/26 (Thu) 13:02:16 No. 300552 [PM] [Reply]

Found out my neighbour stole off me so did his windows in
Not a good liar btw

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AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 09/24/26 (Thu) 13:04:57 No. 300554 [PM]

proud of you :DDD

Lolitsradan Cardiff, Cardiff 09/24/26 (Thu) 13:11:46 No. 300556 [PM]

>>300554
Fuck him
Hope he comes to door so I can put him into the fucking sediment

Lolitsradan Cardiff, Cardiff 09/24/26 (Thu) 13:13:11 No. 300557 [PM]

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So angry
Spent all day yesterday on phones to cops because we thought he was missing
Got his faggy lock here

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 09/24/26 (Thu) 13:27:48 No. 300561 [PM]

>>300557

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 09/24/26 (Thu) 15:23:07 No. 300569 [PM]

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Chihuahua City, Chihuahua 09/24/26 (Thu) 15:59:19 No. 300572 [PM] [Reply]

The video is an unedited mukbang from the channel ENGLISH EATS (Deano, the British guy who eats like there’s no tomorrow).

It was uploaded on September 22, 2026; it’s about 27 minutes long and had around 4,000 views and 76 likes.

The title is something like “new mcdonalds heist breakfast menu around the world in 80 bites uk mukbang.”

It’s part of his “Around the World in 80 Bites” series, and this episode covers the breakfast items from McDonald’s UK’s “World Menu Heist 2.0.”

The guy got up, ordered the new breakfast menu the very day it launched (September 22, 2026), and filmed it completely unedited.

He says he does it that way because editing the file makes it huge and takes hours to upload to YouTube, and he wanted to post it that same night.

He starts with hash browns (the classic ones and some new mini versions), then tries the Chicken & Egg McMuffin and the Chicken & Bacon McMuffin, compares them to the classic Sausage & Egg, complains a bit, praises the hash browns as the best in the world, talks about his dog Blue (tossing him a piece of sausage into the hallway), chokes a little, sneezes, gets a bit bloated, and wraps up by saying the new items are “acceptable” but didn’t blow his mind.

He also chats about whether the Muslim delivery driver was allowed to deliver pork and asks the audience which came first: the chicken or the egg.
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AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 09/24/26 (Thu) 16:06:15 No. 300573 [PM]

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Benito Juarez, Mexico City 09/24/26 (Thu) 16:08:55 No. 300575 [PM]

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>>300573

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/21/26 (Mon) 10:29:02 No. 300012 [PM] [Reply]

armenian baddie twitter acc name @ekduein

she is promised to me 3000 years ago

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/24/26 (Thu) 14:30:43 No. 300562 [PM]

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guys she was a trans just learned now sorry for misleading

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 09/24/26 (Thu) 14:37:42 No. 300563 [PM]

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>>300562
something something million years of evolution to pinpoint that jawline and them shoulders

AsianWomenWorshipper 09/24/26 (Thu) 14:44:06 No. 300564 [PM]

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>>300562

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 09/24/26 (Thu) 15:07:56 No. 300565 [PM]

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>>300564

He not wrong tho :DDD

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 09/24/26 (Thu) 15:30:39 No. 300570 [PM]

>>300565

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AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 09/24/26 (Thu) 13:05:38 No. 300555 [PM] [Reply]

peak divorced dad music

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/24/26 (Thu) 13:14:58 No. 300558 [PM]

slaps

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/24/26 (Thu) 13:15:57 No. 300559 [PM]

my wrist hurts a bit
next song im either playing One Last Breath by Creed or Still Got The Blues solo

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/24/26 (Thu) 13:26:30 No. 300560 [PM]

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HOLD ME NOW
IM SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND IM THINKING
MAYBE SIX FEET AIN'T SO FAR DOWN

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vampX Meppel, Drenthe 09/24/26 (Thu) 09:54:04 No. 300533 [PM] [Reply]

I like this Curtis Sliva guy, no not only because his name is tea and fruit, but because he is cool unc

alan ody jews Solomon Paul Carter 09/24/26 (Thu) 10:07:59 No. 300534 [PM]

thx ody

vampX Meppel, Drenthe 09/24/26 (Thu) 10:10:44 No. 300535 [PM]

>>300534
Dat jew is Gavin Newsom/Eric Addams type

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 09/24/26 (Thu) 10:53:35 No. 300536 [PM]

AWW thread about some literally who

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 09/24/26 (Thu) 11:01:27 No. 300537 [PM]

>>300536

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Benito Juarez, Mexico City 09/23/26 (Wed) 14:06:20 No. 300443 [PM] [Reply]

Total chud Victory

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East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 09/23/26 (Wed) 14:45:42 No. 300450 [PM]

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>>300448
>write review HOLY SHIT THIS GAME RUNS LIKE SHIT
>"edit: nvm driver update fixed it"
>still don't recommend the game

>lose in rocket league
>mald & ragequit
>epic store pops up "how would you rate this game"
>press 1 star in rage

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 09/23/26 (Wed) 14:48:36 No. 300451 [PM]

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>>300450

2000hours in Tf2

Gives it a bad review :DDD

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 09/23/26 (Wed) 14:52:58 No. 300453 [PM]

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>>300451
That's valid tho, aww probably did that

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 09/23/26 (Wed) 14:56:11 No. 300454 [PM]

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>>300447
>"remake" a 25 year old game for the second time
>aka remove the multiplayer, add cunt white woman DEI character, turn it into visually hideous Unreal engine slop, somehow make the enemy AI way stupider than the original 25 year old AI which still holds up today, make the game run like shit and be super buggy, add bloated dogshit Modern Audience HUD which constantly shows button prompts for every control in the game, add sprint which completely breaks most of the encounters and lets you just run past everything, turn Sgt Johnson into mongoloid Steve Harvey who constantly stares straight into the camera like it's an episode of The Office, turn Cortana into Marvel Joss Whedon dialogue tier retard
>$70

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 09/23/26 (Wed) 14:59:37 No. 300455 [PM]

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>>300454

The crash bandicoot remake was good but I still prefer the ps1 games they got soul :DDD

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Chihuahua City, Chihuahua 09/24/26 (Thu) 05:18:02 No. 300523 [PM] [Reply]

Me

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/24/26 (Thu) 05:36:18 No. 300524 [PM]

Chino macabre

Fortune
Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the
rage today, and it will set the pace tomorrow.
-- Franklin K. Dane

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 09/24/26 (Thu) 05:41:36 No. 300527 [PM]

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Benito Juarez, Mexico City 09/23/26 (Wed) 21:51:29 No. 300484 [PM] [Reply]

The video is by Blue Van Man (a British fast-food review channel), uploaded on September 22, 2026, and titled “McDonalds Big Rosti from Germany & Paprika McShaker Fries from The Netherlands.”

It’s a typical video from this guy: he goes to a UK McDonald’s, orders two limited-edition items from the “World Menu Heist” lineup, eats them in the parking lot while sweating like a pig, spouts a bunch of random nonsense (about bald redheads, *Fawlty Towers*, Just Eat, the shitty weather, etc.), and finally delivers his verdict.

The guy buys: The Big Rosti (or Big Rösti), which he claims “comes from Germany.”
The Paprika McShaker Fries, which “come from the Netherlands / Holland.”

He says the Big Rosti is surprisingly tasty for McDonald’s (“one of the best things McDonald’s has ever done”), but notes that it falls apart and is a total mess. He tries the paprika fries and says they aren’t bad.

His main complaint (and the general tone of the video) is: “McDonald’s UK is a lazy piece of shit that steals ideas from other countries because it doesn’t know how to come up with anything of its own.”

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Chihuahua City, Chihuahua 09/24/26 (Thu) 05:07:18 No. 300519 [PM]

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>>300518
Macabro :DDD

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 09/24/26 (Thu) 05:15:47 No. 300520 [PM]

>>300518
Last mexican with a soul
Most of them I met on the net are completely and utterly desensitivitized to gore

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 09/24/26 (Thu) 05:15:53 No. 300521 [PM]

>>300519
Only shooting I remember was 5 years ago because some Colombian/Venezuelan chick was dating some retard in the neighboring building and there was some passionate drama involved.

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 09/24/26 (Thu) 05:17:50 No. 300522 [PM]

>>300520
I don't like gore I have never seen gore irl and I really don't want to.
But if you see that shit irl (and you can't do much about it without you or you family getting fucked) you apparently become desensitized.

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 09/24/26 (Thu) 05:39:37 No. 300526 [PM]

>>300522
However I'd say that if it's someone "close" like even a neighbor you know, then it isn't so "simple" to just "ignore".

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Lolitsradan Cardiff, Cardiff 09/24/26 (Thu) 02:43:21 No. 300505 [PM] [Reply]

Yes I know it's kotaku but fucking hell

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/24/26 (Thu) 03:00:40 No. 300509 [PM]

>>300508
Grounded Matt Booty

Fortune
I'm N-ary the tree, I am,
N-ary the tree, I am, I am.
I'm getting traversed by the parser next door,
She's traversed me seven times before.
And ev'ry time it was an N-ary (N-ary!)
Never wouldn't ever do a binary. (No sir!)
I'm 'er eighth tree that was N-ary.
N-ary the tree I am, I am,
N-ary the tree I am.
-- Stolen from Herman's Hermits

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Chihuahua City, Chihuahua 09/24/26 (Thu) 03:11:47 No. 300511 [PM]

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Avowed was the most mid game I've ever played :DDD

Lolitsradan Cardiff, Cardiff 09/24/26 (Thu) 04:32:59 No. 300515 [PM]

>>300511
I fucking hated it
I love pillars of eternity
See how many women there was in avowed ?
Shouldn't be a thing, they kill women who can't have kids in their universe

Lolitsradan Cardiff, Cardiff 09/24/26 (Thu) 04:33:29 No. 300516 [PM]

>>300515
Maybe if they explained the reason there are loads of women there is because they fled

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 09/24/26 (Thu) 04:43:06 No. 300517 [PM]

>>300515
Lmao you defended it because I shat on it

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Benito Juarez, Mexico City 09/24/26 (Thu) 02:05:43 No. 300502 [PM] [Reply]

Mexislav

Comment?_?

I like Chinese food :DDD

White Shrekxican 09/24/26 (Thu) 03:06:13 No. 300510 [PM]

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Chihuahua City, Chihuahua 09/24/26 (Thu) 03:19:46 No. 300512 [PM]

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>>300510

Piteå Byczyna, Opole Voivodeship 09/24/26 (Thu) 03:21:15 No. 300513 [PM]

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>>300510

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 09/24/26 (Thu) 03:58:46 No. 300514 [PM]

>>300513
hehe

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Lolitsradan Cardiff, Cardiff 09/24/26 (Thu) 02:51:52 No. 300506 [PM] [Reply]

Thinkgen about kgs sunburn

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/24/26 (Thu) 02:55:08 No. 300507 [PM]

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Fortune
Real Time, adj.:
Here and now, as opposed to fake time, which only occurs there and then.

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