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Piteå Riverside, California 08/31/26 (Mon) 17:10:53 No. 296205 [PM] [Reply]

Dear staffas…

May I please post here? Mint keeps on saging and deleting any thread I post in, even though I made so much content for the board.

Will you also betray and backstab me?

I need a board to post in…

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Piteå Covina, California 09/01/26 (Tue) 05:43:41 No. 296375 [PM]

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>>296370

I'm going to lose weight for you my love. and you will be with me and my tall Horse BF in a beautiful gay triad relationship!

Piteå Bern, Bern 09/01/26 (Tue) 06:31:09 No. 296377 [PM]

hey give the yeen a suit. he's a special agent

Piteå Riverside, California 09/01/26 (Tue) 06:41:20 No. 296379 [PM]

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>>296377

he's a little femboy with tits whose going to service his massive horse stud BF with his sissy yote puppy BF

Piteå Katowice, Silesia 09/01/26 (Tue) 09:44:08 No. 296396 [PM]

Ya

Y not

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 09/01/26 (Tue) 10:01:06 No. 296397 [PM]

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>>296379

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Benito Juarez, Mexico City 09/01/26 (Tue) 03:33:40 No. 296343 [PM] [Reply]

Helena Blavatsky

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/01/26 (Tue) 03:35:02 No. 296344 [PM]

Piggertits

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter 09/01/26 (Tue) 03:44:31 No. 296345 [PM]

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homo vampiricus Meppel, Drenthe 09/01/26 (Tue) 07:04:44 No. 296383 [PM]

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Damn, but its not so unexpected, you like esoteric

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Geresdlak, Baranya 09/01/26 (Tue) 07:37:54 No. 296384 [PM]

Dmitiry Bludkovsky

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Geresdlak, Baranya 09/01/26 (Tue) 07:44:35 No. 296386 [PM]

Dmitry Bludhovsky: Metro 6-7

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 08/31/26 (Mon) 23:11:28 No. 296301 [PM] [Reply]

Should staffas.org sponsor EDP445?

Fortune
it has been said that redhat is the thing Marc Ewing wears on
his head.

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 08/31/26 (Mon) 23:14:11 No. 296302 [PM]

I think we should only sponsor DSP

Fortune
grep me no patterns and I'll tell you no lines.

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 08/31/26 (Mon) 23:48:09 No. 296313 [PM]

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((pls don't spam))

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter 08/31/26 (Mon) 23:56:37 No. 296320 [PM]

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>>296318
>>296316
>>296315
>>296314
>>296313
good posts as usual fren

Piteå Bern, Bern 09/01/26 (Tue) 04:24:42 No. 296347 [PM]

we already had thread about this once in a generation event >>296123

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/01/26 (Tue) 04:44:48 No. 296356 [PM]

>>296347
Sorry Mr Ozma

Fortune
Unknown person(s) stole the American flag from its pole in Etra Park sometime
between 3pm Jan 17 and 11:30 am Jan 20. The flag is described as red, white
and blue, having 50 stars and was valued at $40.
-- Windsor-Heights Herald "Police Blotter", Jan 28, 1987

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Lolitsradan Cardiff, Cardiff 08/31/26 (Mon) 19:25:09 No. 296237 [PM] [Reply]

Spent my last 10 quid on noodels for the month
I did a stupid thing and accidentally paid off 700 quid to the electricity company instead of the 100 I was paying off a month and think it's a bit rich if I rang them up and asked them for the money I owe them back

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Lolitsradan Cardiff, Cardiff 09/01/26 (Tue) 03:16:23 No. 296341 [PM]

>>296323
He's right
I am an alcoholic and you are a retard lol

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter 09/01/26 (Tue) 03:27:13 No. 296342 [PM]

>>296341
good morning emotional warrior

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Geresdlak, Baranya 09/01/26 (Tue) 04:12:33 No. 296346 [PM]

>>296341
yeah

Piteå Bern, Bern 09/01/26 (Tue) 04:26:14 No. 296348 [PM]

u can't afford health wise to be eating some empty calories

go heal somewhere where u can eat real food

Piteå Covina, California 09/01/26 (Tue) 06:48:06 No. 296381 [PM]

>>296348

i love you

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/01/26 (Tue) 02:55:49 No. 296339 [PM] [Reply]

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Benito Juarez, Mexico City 08/31/26 (Mon) 14:04:21 No. 296186 [PM] [Reply]

Oh look

A Barney horror movie :DDD

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alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter 09/01/26 (Tue) 00:30:22 No. 296327 [PM]

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ok now that i read a few things

dis looks scary fooshoo

Not A Jew With Trembling Knees 09/01/26 (Tue) 00:32:44 No. 296328 [PM]

>>296233
they show the 3 at the end in like some poster or something. there’s also another unicorn near the end and idk if he’s one of them or not

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/01/26 (Tue) 00:34:25 No. 296329 [PM]

>>296328
Did you see Coyote VS Acme? Might go see that this week.

Fortune
"Nature is very un-American. Nature never hurries."
-- William George Jordan

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/01/26 (Tue) 00:36:57 No. 296330 [PM]

>>296233
Woah film already got removed lol

Fortune
The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter
swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the
batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The
center fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his
eyes were blound by the sun and he dropped it.
-- Dizzy Dean

Not A Jew With Trembling Knees 09/01/26 (Tue) 01:00:16 No. 296331 [PM]

>>296329
yes

somehow both pretty good and a little bit underwhelming
they just def could’ve done more with it

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/30/26 (Sun) 12:16:22 No. 296013 [PM] [Reply]

poverty is crazy
me and friends decided to drink @ pub
they all drank 2-3 high alcohol small beers before going to pub because @ pub it is expensive they know they can't get drunk with one beer so they drank home before going to pub

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I want to take it easy!zClUdAY.Yg 08/31/26 (Mon) 23:38:24 No. 296308 [PM]

>>296307

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 08/31/26 (Mon) 23:42:05 No. 296309 [PM]

>>296308
The improper tripcode shows someone is trying to impersonate me
Macabre

Fortune
Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?
A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/31/26 (Mon) 23:42:31 No. 296310 [PM]

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>>296304
>UK beach

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 08/31/26 (Mon) 23:43:34 No. 296311 [PM]

>>296310
Meth psychosis got him thinking Blackpool is the Mayan riviera :DDDD

Fortune
40 isn't old. If you're a tree.

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/31/26 (Mon) 23:46:34 No. 296312 [PM]

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>>296311

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AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 08/31/26 (Mon) 21:46:59 No. 296279 [PM] [Reply]

The Beatles is goyslop

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AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 08/31/26 (Mon) 22:46:52 No. 296296 [PM]

>>296293
I had Adiboo (the best game of all time)

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 08/31/26 (Mon) 22:53:43 No. 296297 [PM]

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>>296296

Daddy never got his Christmas bonus type of ass game :DDD

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Chihuahua City, Chihuahua 08/31/26 (Mon) 22:56:19 No. 296298 [PM]

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>>296294
Yeah I agree, but it depends on the current mood of me dad, one day he says that niggers are treated terrible and George Floyd didn't do nothing, next day, he says that niggers are the worst ppl on earth :DDD

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/31/26 (Mon) 23:04:02 No. 296300 [PM]

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AWW rate my guitar tone
bought guitar interface im making her moan

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter 08/31/26 (Mon) 23:28:31 No. 296306 [PM]

>>296298
yo is she getting married soon or something

going to church regularly now heh

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Piteå Bern, Bern 08/31/26 (Mon) 16:28:27 No. 296196 [PM] [Reply]

@chino, mexicoslav

redpill me on tortas

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 08/31/26 (Mon) 20:05:17 No. 296255 [PM]

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>>296247

Its got voted one of the best blended whiskeys

No idea who makes it tho :DDD

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Chihuahua City, Chihuahua 08/31/26 (Mon) 20:13:03 No. 296259 [PM]

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>>296196
"Tortas" or "Jamona" usually means when a woman is getting chubby and have "lonjitas" (love handles) :DDD

Piteå Covina, California 08/31/26 (Mon) 20:14:20 No. 296261 [PM]

>>296259

22 is basically a child still

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 08/31/26 (Mon) 20:17:34 No. 296265 [PM]

>>296255
I think Whyte & Mackay makes most of the supermarket blends

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 08/31/26 (Mon) 20:27:11 No. 296267 [PM]

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>>296265

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Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 08/31/26 (Mon) 12:54:54 No. 296172 [PM] [Reply]

order corn

(YOLO)

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alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter 08/31/26 (Mon) 20:11:25 No. 296257 [PM]

>>296256
ye i no but still

would b kul

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 08/31/26 (Mon) 20:11:50 No. 296258 [PM]

>>296256
Covina anon, are you of Otomi descent?

Fortune
I'll pretend to trust you if you'll pretend to trust me.

Piteå Covina, California 08/31/26 (Mon) 20:13:46 No. 296260 [PM]

>>296258

yes, Mesoamerican. that's what my DNA test said

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 08/31/26 (Mon) 20:14:27 No. 296262 [PM]

>>296260
We have an outsized cohort of people with Otomi ancestry in SoCal. Interesting to think about.

Fortune
ACHTUNG!!!

Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen
der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht
fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands
in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch das blinkenlights!!!

Piteå Covina, California 08/31/26 (Mon) 20:15:33 No. 296264 [PM]

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>>296262

Otomi developed Huehuecoyotl myth. I feel proud and even more furry. It was in my DNA all along to like anthro stuff cause of anthro Coyote god!

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Piteå Bern, Bern 08/31/26 (Mon) 03:44:09 No. 296103 [PM] [Reply]

bit depressed about my teeth

visually there's nothing wrong, from conversation distance, other than they're maybe slightly more translucent and greyish. but inside there's some small cavities and lower incisors' backside is rough from maybe acid reflux or sth

it's not end of world, but bad teeth r such an embarrassing poverty and lower class and junkie indicator, and have lots of other health implications. for example not good for brain or heart if u have some permanent infection in ur mouth

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AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 08/31/26 (Mon) 11:11:52 No. 296141 [PM]

>>296139
this nigga

Piteå Bern, Bern 08/31/26 (Mon) 11:12:14 No. 296142 [PM]

>>296140
to make +400k/y instead of 200k/y

White Shekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 08/31/26 (Mon) 11:15:07 No. 296144 [PM]

>>296142
hm in hindsight you might be right lol

from my 3rd world pov it's like what's even the difference
but actually it makes sense that the richest cunt on earth didn't become rich by accident tbh.

Piteå Bern, Bern 08/31/26 (Mon) 11:19:23 No. 296146 [PM]

>>296144
yeh it's just too irresistible for a normal person. making up just a few extra cavities a day adds up to +50k a year

Piteå Covina, California 08/31/26 (Mon) 19:26:07 No. 296238 [PM]

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I love you my beautiful Green Bean… I hope your teeth get better!

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/30/26 (Sun) 19:39:36 No. 296074 [PM] [Reply]

plant-based proteins are nice if u think
-if u eat 100g oat a day for carbs instead of bread, u get at least 10g of protein
-100g red lentis boiled 20g protein

30g of protein dirt cheap easily :DDD

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 08/31/26 (Mon) 12:34:31 No. 296163 [PM]

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>>296161

uk beer is ass tho lol :DDD

AsianWomenWorshipper Amsterdam, North Holland 08/31/26 (Mon) 12:38:10 No. 296165 [PM]

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>>296163
these are lush :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 08/31/26 (Mon) 12:48:56 No. 296167 [PM]

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>>296165

Uncle touch my weewee the drink :DDD

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 08/31/26 (Mon) 18:59:05 No. 296227 [PM]

>>296167
How can a single drink convey all that

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 08/31/26 (Mon) 19:00:34 No. 296228 [PM]

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>>296227

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 08/31/26 (Mon) 12:31:13 No. 296159 [PM] [Reply]

living in a blackpool hotel and just living off stock makret monies :DDD

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 08/31/26 (Mon) 13:00:06 No. 296177 [PM]

>>296176

russian gta sa mods are more fun :DDD

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/31/26 (Mon) 13:07:31 No. 296178 [PM]

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>>296177
blackroom motel
energy drinks crisps ciders
purple bisexual lighting streamer room
fortnite N schizo podcasts

life can be good :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 08/31/26 (Mon) 13:11:39 No. 296179 [PM]

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>>296178

hell yeah :DDD

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter 08/31/26 (Mon) 13:12:28 No. 296180 [PM]

have you calculated how much you would need in 1 year to break even

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 08/31/26 (Mon) 13:14:34 No. 296181 [PM]

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AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:52:17 No. 296135 [PM] [Reply]

I want this

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AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 08/31/26 (Mon) 12:19:16 No. 296153 [PM]

>>296151
"skibidi"

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 08/31/26 (Mon) 12:26:01 No. 296155 [PM]

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>>296153

Lol

They just sing any random words in kpop songs :DDD

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 08/31/26 (Mon) 12:31:58 No. 296160 [PM]

>>296155

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 08/31/26 (Mon) 12:33:56 No. 296162 [PM]

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>>296160

hotukdeals.com/deals/return-flights-from-london-to-chiang-mai-cnx-thailand-from-ps386-november-dates-checked-bag-hand-luggage-incl-4970009

go thailand nigga :DDD

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter 08/31/26 (Mon) 12:53:46 No. 296170 [PM]

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