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Living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house

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Where the towels are oh so fluffy

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To Albuquerque

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I say, "Who is it?"



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  No. 306655 [PM] [Reply]

Ah

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He said, "No, we're outta jelly donuts"

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And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna

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I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face

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Way back when I was just a little bitty boy



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Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me


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And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel

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It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock of Seagulls haircut and only one nostril

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And I'm like, "Give it"



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  No. 306993 [PM] [Reply]

I hate sauerkraut


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But first, I decided to buy some donuts


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She said, "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"

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We were inseparable after that

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Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that

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In Albuquerque

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No answer



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  No. 306673 [PM] [Reply]

Albuquerque, Albuquerque

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So we got married and we bought us a house

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Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop (You know the place)

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I said to my mom



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Oh, oh God, oh God
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I said, "You got any apple fritters?"

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And you know what it said?

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Noid

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I said, A (A)



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  No. 306968 [PM] [Reply]

Oh man, they were just going nuts


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I'll tell you what it said

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So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out

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Had my tray table up

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And my seat back in the full upright position

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Oh man, they were just going nuts



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You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head
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And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel

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And I turned on the SpectraVision

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Albuquerque

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Except for me

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And my dear, sweet mother



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  No. 306569 [PM] [Reply]

I hate sauerkraut

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Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest

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I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face

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So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop

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I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days

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"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again



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"Who is it?"


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