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Piteå Brenna, Silesia 06/24/26 (Wed) 02:10:38 No. 281509 [PM] [Reply]

Adam's claim to fame in high school was being able to do a perfect impression of the "Dude, you're getting a Dell!" guy.

brianna wu 06/24/26 (Wed) 02:13:16 No. 281511 [PM]

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Ancestors Knower Naaldwijk, South Holland 06/24/26 (Wed) 02:14:18 No. 281512 [PM]

Adams claim to fame
He invented the term "bussy"

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 06/24/26 (Wed) 05:06:44 No. 281525 [PM]

File: 1782277603842.png (653.08 KB, 920x802, ClipboardImage.png)

Rated: 1/5

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AsianWomenWorshipper Ascot, Windsor and Maidenhead 06/24/26 (Wed) 01:59:09 No. 281502 [PM] [Reply]

extremely gay and cringe overly sincere post but whatever

for me this is the greatest song ever from the greatest album ever. This particular song makes me feel things I can't even put into words or explain, it makes my soul shiver, it makes my weewee get hard, it warms my insides, it fills me with passion, it lights my brain on fire, it makes me feel like I can conquer anything, it makes me spunk gold leaf, it overcomes everything and transforms itself. I can't even listen to this album on the tube because when I do my eyes are popping out of their sockets from widening my eyes and I am grinding my teeth. Please forgive me for my countless irony-poisoned low effort posts because this album is my god. It echoes in my soul!

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Ancestors Knower Naaldwijk, South Holland 06/24/26 (Wed) 02:06:39 No. 281506 [PM]

>>281505

Ancestors Knower Naaldwijk, South Holland 06/24/26 (Wed) 02:07:35 No. 281507 [PM]

>>281505
I've have never thought you have been insincere about anything buddy

Ancestors Knower Naaldwijk, South Holland 06/24/26 (Wed) 02:09:17 No. 281508 [PM]

>>281505
You're not hated by me
Nobody hates you

AsianWomenWorshipper Ascot, Windsor and Maidenhead 06/24/26 (Wed) 02:18:40 No. 281513 [PM]

>>281506
>>281507
Galilean Satellites was so cool with how you could combine the primary disc with the second ambient disc

Ancestors Knower Naaldwijk, South Holland 06/24/26 (Wed) 02:35:11 No. 281515 [PM]

>>281513
I still have them believe them or not

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AsianWomenWorshipper Rotherhithe, Southwark 06/23/26 (Tue) 23:57:22 No. 281474 [PM] [Reply]

this is the only white woman I respect

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Ancestors Knower Naaldwijk, South Holland 06/24/26 (Wed) 01:10:27 No. 281494 [PM]

>>281493
I don't mean Cali I mean where your family are from
There's loads of Irish there I'm curious

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 06/24/26 (Wed) 01:10:31 No. 281495 [PM]

>>281492
>>281493
Although I bought my booze at a CVS

Ancestors Knower Naaldwijk, South Holland 06/24/26 (Wed) 01:20:03 No. 281497 [PM]

>>281495
A pharmacy ?

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 06/24/26 (Wed) 01:38:39 No. 281500 [PM]

>>281497
They sell booze and junk food too

Fortune
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no
account be allowed to do the job.
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

Ancestors Knower Naaldwijk, South Holland 06/24/26 (Wed) 01:40:50 No. 281501 [PM]

>>281500
Oh my god Alan

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 06/23/26 (Tue) 23:43:50 No. 281468 [PM] [Reply]

New era of staffas as nicey nice board again :DDDD

Fortune
The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand.
-- Fred Allen

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Ancestors Knower Naaldwijk, South Holland 06/23/26 (Tue) 23:52:25 No. 281470 [PM]

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Welcome back to reality nigger

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 06/23/26 (Tue) 23:54:12 No. 281471 [PM]

>>281470
Casinos in downtown Vegas having mmmmmonster sales for the 4th

Fortune
This isn't true in practice -- what we've missed out is Stradivarius's
constant. And then the aside: "For those of you who don't know, that's
been called by others the fiddle factor..."
-- From a 1B Electrical Engineering lecture.

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Telford, Telford and Wrekin 06/23/26 (Tue) 23:57:01 No. 281473 [PM]

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>>281471

Does Vegas have 2p machines tho :DDD

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 06/23/26 (Tue) 23:57:26 No. 281475 [PM]

>>281473
There are some quarter slots last time I was there

Fortune
The greatest of faults is to be conscious of none.

Ancestors Knower Naaldwijk, South Holland 06/24/26 (Wed) 00:59:59 No. 281487 [PM]

>>281475
You going?
It's your countries birthday soon why don't you go on a giant binge

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 06/23/26 (Tue) 01:17:54 No. 281288 [PM] [Reply]

>A brand new Roblox FPS inspired by Ready or Not had 4 million players in its first day of launch

>Players have praised TTK Testing's "crazy" graphics and satisfying gunplay

holy fuck bro how that shit is roblox :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Telford, Telford and Wrekin 06/23/26 (Tue) 18:01:44 No. 281421 [PM]

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Chinpo the type of nigger to spend $4k on a steam machine just to play free roblox maps :DDD

Ancestors Knower Naaldwijk, South Holland 06/23/26 (Tue) 22:33:03 No. 281452 [PM]

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>>281421
Me on the bottom (I want to fuck clown girls)

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Telford, Telford and Wrekin 06/23/26 (Tue) 22:36:42 No. 281453 [PM]

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>>281452

Get a star of David tattoo you get a discount on loans :DDD

Ancestors Knower Naaldwijk, South Holland 06/23/26 (Tue) 23:27:09 No. 281466 [PM]

>>281453
I can't if you know how incredibly anti semetic the original tattoo under that was
You can still see the kike :DD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Telford, Telford and Wrekin 06/23/26 (Tue) 23:29:04 No. 281467 [PM]

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>>281466

I throught it was stewie from family guy :DDD

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AsianWomenWorshipper Basildon, Essex 06/23/26 (Tue) 20:35:00 No. 281439 [PM] [Reply]

Pizza Thrash Mexican = Ricky Gervais

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Telford, Telford and Wrekin 06/23/26 (Tue) 20:39:02 No. 281440 [PM]

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AsianWomenWorshipper Basildon, Essex 06/23/26 (Tue) 21:14:15 No. 281441 [PM]

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>>281440

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Telford, Telford and Wrekin 06/23/26 (Tue) 21:16:33 No. 281442 [PM]

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>>281441

Ancestors Knower Naaldwijk, South Holland 06/23/26 (Tue) 22:28:04 No. 281449 [PM]

>>281441
Can Indians please just not eat shit anytime a camera is around challenge

AsianWomenWorshipper Rotherhithe, Southwark 06/23/26 (Tue) 22:44:09 No. 281454 [PM]

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>>281449

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 06/23/26 (Tue) 17:19:14 No. 281415 [PM] [Reply]

What the heck the board is more cozy and less cringeboard tier :DD

Mexislav halp me get chola gf

Fortune
I woke up this morning and discovered that everything in my apartment
had been stolen and replaced with an exact replica. I told my roommate,
"Isn't this amazing? Everything in the apartment has been stolen and
replaced with an exact replica." He said, "Do I know you?"
-- Steven Wright

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Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 06/23/26 (Tue) 18:05:15 No. 281422 [PM]

>>281420
linus too

East Turkestan SunshineSquad Chinpo Szeged, Csongrad megye 06/23/26 (Tue) 18:06:04 No. 281423 [PM]

>>281419
Linus wasn't linus tech tips, zero out of ten

Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 06/23/26 (Tue) 19:12:24 No. 281437 [PM]

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>>281423
only noobs anmd casuals need tech tips

Ancestors Knower Naaldwijk, South Holland 06/23/26 (Tue) 22:29:36 No. 281450 [PM]

My man
You fucked a nigress recently you have the power within you
Only me and you command this level of semetic prowess

Ancestors Knower Naaldwijk, South Holland 06/23/26 (Tue) 22:30:13 No. 281451 [PM]

>>281437
This asshole too I suppose

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AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 06/23/26 (Tue) 15:45:33 No. 281398 [PM] [Reply]

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Telford, Telford and Wrekin 06/23/26 (Tue) 18:50:06 No. 281433 [PM]

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>>281432

Do a tier list of whiskeys :DDD

East Turkestan SunshineSquad Chinpo Szeged, Csongrad megye 06/23/26 (Tue) 18:53:58 No. 281434 [PM]

>>281433
I drink whisky all the time but honestly there aren't enough sold out here for me to claim the title of an expert.
I judge them based on price tiers and overall taste idk

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Telford, Telford and Wrekin 06/23/26 (Tue) 18:59:48 No. 281435 [PM]

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>>281434

They put curry powder in Indian whiskey :DDD

East Turkestan SunshineSquad Chinpo Szeged, Csongrad megye 06/23/26 (Tue) 19:05:11 No. 281436 [PM]

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>>281435
Viets put snakes and chili in vodka

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Telford, Telford and Wrekin 06/23/26 (Tue) 19:15:23 No. 281438 [PM]

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>>281436

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Ancestor haver Cumbria, Cumbria 06/11/26 (Thu) 01:22:49 No. 278532 [PM] [Reply]

This is not a joke. Unassailable sources tell me that Sir Keir Starmer has been rendered to an undisclosed location for summary execution. Martial law enstated at zero eight hundred alpha. Government of National Unity to be led by Lord Eric Pickles. More to follow.

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namey mcnamerson 06/23/26 (Tue) 16:25:25 No. 281408 [PM]

>>281406
why
doesn't look like a chad like you

Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 06/23/26 (Tue) 17:50:58 No. 281417 [PM]

>>281408
i look cringe

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Telford, Telford and Wrekin 06/23/26 (Tue) 17:52:55 No. 281418 [PM]

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>>281417

You look beautiful to me that's all that matters :DDD

AsianWomenWorshipper Basildon, Essex 06/23/26 (Tue) 18:13:56 No. 281425 [PM]

>>281418

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Telford, Telford and Wrekin 06/23/26 (Tue) 18:23:04 No. 281426 [PM]

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>>281425

Life is really a struggle living in Birmingham lol :DDD

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Piteå Istanbul, Istanbul 06/23/26 (Tue) 11:10:26 No. 281348 [PM] [Reply]

how tf can u die to heat in germany lol

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Witch Moscow, Moscow 06/23/26 (Tue) 14:10:17 No. 281377 [PM]

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Be boomer and have cardiovascular issues I guess
38°C is babby heat though (usually doesn't happen in Moscow but still)

Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 06/23/26 (Tue) 14:31:02 No. 281379 [PM]

>>281377
they are trolling
<estimate
means no data they just make up bullshit so they can raise taxes becuz muh climatechange

Witch Moscow, Moscow 06/23/26 (Tue) 15:06:10 No. 281389 [PM]

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>>281379
Didn't some rivers on the Europa run literally dry last summer or something
>2 week heat
Yea that's kinda long though
Generally they be saying something like 30 degrees in May are worse than 30 degrees in July or something - like if the heat is unusual for the season (literal heat wave) it hits harder somehow

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Telford, Telford and Wrekin 06/23/26 (Tue) 15:18:11 No. 281392 [PM]

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>>281372

They try so hard to be different with these buildings lol :DDD

Witch Moscow, Moscow 06/23/26 (Tue) 15:30:42 No. 281396 [PM]

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>>281372
Bruh it was built in the 2010s - ain't no way they didn't have the data on how many sunny day London gets -_-

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namey mcnamerson 06/23/26 (Tue) 14:41:14 No. 281380 [PM] [Reply]

finding out someone you really respect likes conventionally attractive people is always so disappointing .

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 06/23/26 (Tue) 14:46:23 No. 281384 [PM]

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Rated: 2.5/5

Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 06/23/26 (Tue) 14:46:55 No. 281385 [PM]

liking conventionally attractive people = racsim and transphobia

Witch Moscow, Moscow 06/23/26 (Tue) 15:02:03 No. 281387 [PM]

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Not countercultural/meritocratic enough or something w
Though yea if their "respect" evaporates because of that then it's kinda silly IMO - like hello? What did you respect them for really?

East Turkestan SunshineSquad Chinpo Szeged, Csongrad megye 06/23/26 (Tue) 15:04:20 No. 281388 [PM]

idk seems pretty clearcut to me

namey mcnamerson 06/23/26 (Tue) 15:14:34 No. 281391 [PM]

>>281388
yeah, they're ugly and upset the person isn't attracted to ugly pipo

>>281387
right frfr

>>281385
mb

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Ancestors Knower Naaldwijk, South Holland 06/23/26 (Tue) 07:02:49 No. 281313 [PM] [Reply]

Me trying to speak to huchi anything

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East Turkestan SunshineSquad Chinpo Szeged, Csongrad megye 06/23/26 (Tue) 08:42:28 No. 281330 [PM]

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Felt cute might delete later :D

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 06/23/26 (Tue) 08:43:17 No. 281331 [PM]

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>>281330

Rated: 3/5

Ancestors Knower Naaldwijk, South Holland 06/23/26 (Tue) 08:46:26 No. 281332 [PM]

>>281330
Who tf is the sex god

Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 06/23/26 (Tue) 14:27:53 No. 281378 [PM]

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>>281330

AsianWomenWorshipper Rotherhithe, Southwark 06/23/26 (Tue) 15:10:53 No. 281390 [PM]

>>281329
Liam eating be like

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Ancestors Knower Naaldwijk, South Holland 06/23/26 (Tue) 09:19:47 No. 281337 [PM] [Reply]

Huchi be like
Random Image I found on my phone

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Ancestors Knower Naaldwijk, South Holland 06/23/26 (Tue) 12:12:07 No. 281357 [PM]

>>281345
I've never had wtf is this magic

AsianWomenWorshipper Rotherhithe, Southwark 06/23/26 (Tue) 12:19:21 No. 281358 [PM]

>>281357
it's kinda like a peanut butter milkshake type thing

you can find it in yeehaw ass corner shops usually :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 06/23/26 (Tue) 13:17:19 No. 281366 [PM]

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>>281358

Your can tell this lafufu lives in the black part of London with the trash food/drinks he posts lol :DDD

Ancestors Knower Naaldwijk, South Holland 06/23/26 (Tue) 13:48:53 No. 281373 [PM]

>>281366
Yeah nigha I ain't finding peanut slushies in a shop owned by a guy with a swastika on his head

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 06/23/26 (Tue) 14:01:24 No. 281375 [PM]

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>>281373

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AsianWomenWorshipper Rotherhithe, Southwark 06/23/26 (Tue) 03:10:10 No. 281306 [PM] [Reply]

it's always the medic mains doing shit like this lol :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 06/23/26 (Tue) 13:34:13 No. 281371 [PM]

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Ancestors Knower Naaldwijk, South Holland 06/23/26 (Tue) 12:09:59 No. 281356 [PM] [Reply]

Only oomfs please

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 06/23/26 (Tue) 13:29:21 No. 281370 [PM]

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