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  No. 289414 [PM] [Reply]

One thing that surprised me about Vienna was all of the Ukrainian refugees and sizeable Romanian population
Wasn’t surprised by all the Arabs/Turks/Morrocans(sp) tho

Fortune
A man was kneeling by a grave in a cemetery, crying and praying very loudly,
    "Oh why..eeeee did you die...eeeeee, Oh Why..eeeeee,
why did you Di......eeee"
The caretaker walks up, pardons himself and asks politely,
    "Excuse me, sir, but I've been seeing you for hours now,
carrying on at this grave. You must have been very close to the deceased."
    "No, I never met him. Oh why....eeeee did you dieeeeee,
why....eeeee did you.."
    "Sir, you say you never met this person, yet you carry on so?
Tell, me who is buried here?"
    "My wife's first husband."

  No. 289415 [PM]

Like every other uber driver was a ukie and I felt bad because Russian Jew/Litvak ZIGGER kike background

Fortune
When you find yourself in danger,
When you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin'...

There is one thing you should learn,
When there is no one else to turn to,
    Caaaall for Super Chicken!! (**bwuck-bwuck-bwuck-bwuck**)
    Caaaall for Super Chicken!!

  No. 289436 [PM]

Why would you be surprised
Roma aren't Romanians for a Start and incase you haven't noticed there's a war going on in Ukraine
And the middle east, that's why they're called refugees
At least the Arab ones actually gt reference were turning away Ukrainians who can fight now because its a proxy war and not a real war



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  No. 289395 [PM] [Reply]

Japanese women would legit pick a piglet over having AWW babies :DDD
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  No. 289411 [PM]

>>289407
Wigga is tired of people poking fun at his one true love, Azn babes.

Fortune
Of course you can't flap your arms and fly to the moon. After a while you'd
run out of air to push against.

  No. 289413 [PM]

File: 1785097783584.mp4 (7.61 MB, ssstik.io_@truemomentzs_17….mp4)

>>289411

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>>289413

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File: 1785098538223.mp4 (3.54 MB, 720x1280, Sometimes mistakes happen,….mp4)

>>289418

  No. 289432 [PM]

Women in sweeden would rather fuck their dogs than fuck Reddit sweed



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  No. 289425 [PM] [Reply]

Copped a buzz finishing off a bottle of Four Roses today
Been nipping at this bottle for months

Fortune
For thirty years a certain man went to spend every evening with Mme. ___.
When his wife died his friends believed he would marry her, and urged
him to do so. "No, no," he said: "if I did, where should I have to
spend my evenings?"
        -- Chamfort

  No. 289426 [PM]

Bourbon, Irish Whiskey, Gin and Baiju are my liquors of choice
Shart

Fortune
If I could read your mind, love,
What a tale your thoughts could tell,
Just like a paperback novel,
The kind the drugstore sells,
When you reach the part where the heartaches come,
The hero would be me,
Heroes often fail,
You won't read that book again, because
    the ending is just too hard to take.

I walk away, like a movie star,
Who gets burned in a three way script,
Enter number two,
A movie queen to play the scene
Of bringing all the good things out in me,
But for now, love, let's be real
I never thought I could act this way,
And I've got to say that I just don't get it,
I don't know where we went wrong but the feeling is gone
And I just can't get it back...
        -- Gordon Lightfoot, "If You Could Read My Mind"

  No. 289427 [PM]

>>289426
I guess I drink rum too but not as much atleast straight up

Fortune
Peterson's Rules:
    (1) Trucks that overturn on freeways are filled with something sticky.
    (2) No cute baby in a carriage is ever a girl when called one.
    (3) Things that tick are not always clocks.
    (4) Suicide only works when you're bluffing.



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  No. 289331 [PM] [Reply]

Ozma

Which is better? Finland or Switzerland?
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  No. 289379 [PM]

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>>289377

Brought this full sugar drink from lidl

Dreams can come true :DDD

  No. 289380 [PM]

>>289379
I’m drinking Celsius nowadays :DDDD

Fortune
"You have been in Afghanistan, I perceive."
        -- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Study in Scarlet"

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>>289379

  No. 289384 [PM]

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>>289380

No sugar no drink :DDD

  No. 289387 [PM]

>>289377
tintin is such a qt

but can he stop a murderer on the street



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  No. 289336 [PM] [Reply]

I am from Santiago Occipaco

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>>289338

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>>289339
ahahahaha

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>>289339

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>>289339
aww: omg look at her thicc ass



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  No. 289319 [PM] [Reply]

Huchi

Türkiyeposter

Comment?_?

  No. 289325 [PM]

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chino

which cuzz is on your squad

  No. 289327 [PM]

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>>289325
Pelón, Gordo and Luis :DDD

  No. 289330 [PM]

>>289327
damn you got real backups

would love to have el jr. in my outings

  No. 289337 [PM]

File: 1785082860237.mp4 (1.63 MB, 720x1280, video_2026-07-26_19-20-49.mp4)




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  No. 289326 [PM] [Reply]

Me

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File: 1785081514797.webm (5.71 MB, 896x504, Ruri no Houseki 1b.webm)


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what you lifting

  No. 289334 [PM]

that's a splendid pair of buttocks you've got there!

  No. 289335 [PM]

File: 1785082098777.mp4 (3.34 MB, ssstik.io_@doughboypizzaco….mp4)

>>289334



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  No. 289315 [PM] [Reply]

Abdul bailout at pride

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  No. 289322 [PM]

>>289317
ace of base slaps

  No. 289324 [PM]

drive



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  No. 289235 [PM] [Reply]

RaBeeMaxxing atm
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>>289249

No idea why he is drinking the worst vodka lol just go lidl/Aldi and drink there own brand vodka :DDD

  No. 289311 [PM]

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windowsxlite.com

Use this version of windows you drip lol :DDD

  No. 289312 [PM]

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>>289311

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>>289308
Genuinely thought this said ma let's cider

  No. 289321 [PM]

>>289320
Manlet's



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  No. 289241 [PM] [Reply]

Holy shit dudes I'm peeling:D
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Never take this labubu to the beach lol :DDD

  No. 289301 [PM]

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>>289297
Kgs buy these they slap :DDD

  No. 289306 [PM]

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>>289301

Where can you buy it first lol :DDD

  No. 289307 [PM]

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>>289301
looks like shit :DDD

  No. 289310 [PM]

>>289306
kekkkkk good question :DDDDD



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  No. 289279 [PM] [Reply]

The goyim have gone insane
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>>289298
1 pound burger tho :DDD

  No. 289302 [PM]

>>289300
these things w/ hp sauce hit different. don't think they're called burgers, they're some breakfast thing

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>>289302
anything is a blackpool burger if you're brave enough :DDD

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>>289300

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>>289304



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>>289281

  No. 289286 [PM]

Huchi = plump runescape mfer

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>>289286
Install fortnite, cucklord

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>>289287

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>>289288



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  No. 289281 [PM] [Reply]

aww = lululemon shoplifter

  No. 289283 [PM]

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  No. 289202 [PM] [Reply]

smash or pass?
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  No. 289263 [PM]

File: 1785052892696.png (1.68 MB, 1080x1439, 1745532623340.png)

If you can appreciate movie-making on an abstract detached technical level, you will be able to enjoy this movie

If you are reddit/discord/staffas moderator, still mentally living a decade or two in the past, you might also enjoy this movie, but for different reasons.


But if any of the following are important to you:

- fun
- the source material
- acting ability
- human emotion
- historicity
- art
- simple narrative logic

Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

  No. 289274 [PM]

>>289259
Memento is his only good film

>>289263
great pic

  No. 289275 [PM]

>>289274
whats bad about inception in ur view

  No. 289276 [PM]

>>289275

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>>289276
it good bro :DDDDD

i honestly wonder about the time dilution thing in real life tho, science says its not accurate but they using lucid dreaming example without drugs/machines



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  No. 289237 [PM] [Reply]

Ozma

Brownpill me on ur Estonian heritage

  No. 289246 [PM]

File: 1785040699792.jpg (561.75 KB, 2048x1889, 1baceb2344a08b4ac57f5e24b8….jpg)

i don't have any estonian heritage

my mum is finnish

  No. 289264 [PM]

estonia mentioned
adam, pin

Rated: 3/5

Fortune
Dear Emily:
    How can I choose what groups to post in?
        -- Confused

Dear Confused:
    Pick as many as you can, so that you get the widest audience. After
all, the net exists to give you an audience. Ignore those who suggest you
should only use groups where you think the article is highly appropriate.
Pick all groups where anybody might even be slightly interested.
    Always make sure followups go to all the groups. In the rare event
that you post a followup which contains something original, make sure you
expand the list of groups. Never include a "Followup-to:" line in the
header, since some people might miss part of the valuable discussion in
the fringe groups.
        -- Emily Postnews Answers Your Questions on Netiquette


(YOLO)

  No. 289277 [PM]

File: 1785068235776.mp4 (703.87 KB, 640x360, jGFyvwbIb_ovXUv7.mp4)

ozma pick one you swiss or finnish tf you are alien ass nigga :DDD



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