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AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 06/17/26 (Wed) 10:56:52 No. 280037 [PM] [Reply]

fuck pollen fuck pollen fuck pollen fuck pollen fuck pollen fuck pollen fuck pollen fuck pollen fuck pollen fuck pollen fuck pollen fuck pollen fuck pollen fuck pollen fuck pollen fuck pollen fuck pollen fuck pollen fuck pollen fuck pollen

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Wimbledon, Merton 06/17/26 (Wed) 12:19:59 No. 280067 [PM]

File: 1781698797764.mp4 (4.41 MB, 360x640, why can't I nut the meal.mp4)

Ancestors Knower 06/17/26 (Wed) 12:23:21 No. 280068 [PM]

>>280067
Am I the only nigha that thinks this is actually banging

AsianWomenWorshipper Ascot, Windsor and Maidenhead 06/17/26 (Wed) 12:24:13 No. 280069 [PM]

>>280068
yes

East Turkestan SunshineSquad Chinpo 06/17/26 (Wed) 12:26:56 No. 280070 [PM]

>>280068
yes

Ancestors Knower 06/17/26 (Wed) 12:31:42 No. 280071 [PM]

>>280069
>>280070
Yeah

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Ancestor haver Cumbria, Cumbria 06/04/26 (Thu) 14:54:09 No. 276816 [PM] [Reply]

I've been redpilled. I'm eating the algae oatmeal. i'm wearing the threadbare clothing. i'm shaving all the hair off my body. i'm doing whatever morpheus tells me to, and it's 100% going to get me killed

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AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 06/17/26 (Wed) 10:10:49 No. 280025 [PM]

>>276821
this nigga I swear :DDD

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 06/17/26 (Wed) 10:20:38 No. 280029 [PM]

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>>276821
>>280025
reminds me of this

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 06/17/26 (Wed) 10:23:34 No. 280031 [PM]

>>280029
I miss when that nigga just posted BSRs and obese women :DDD

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 06/17/26 (Wed) 10:25:08 No. 280033 [PM]

>>280031
crazy how im the only nigga left posting above average weight womeme these day :DDDDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Wimbledon, Merton 06/17/26 (Wed) 12:18:22 No. 280066 [PM]

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>>280029

fistful of frags slaps

probably just the same 20 dudes playing it online tho lol :DDD

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Piteå Bad Bevensen, Lower Saxony 06/17/26 (Wed) 11:47:02 No. 280052 [PM] [Reply]

peanut butter sandwich made with jam
one for me and one for adam
peanut butter sandwich made with jam
stick stick stick stick stick

(YOLO)

Ancestors Knower 06/17/26 (Wed) 11:48:02 No. 280053 [PM]

Right now
Oh wow , right here right oh wow oh wow

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 06/17/26 (Wed) 11:58:52 No. 280057 [PM]

File: 1781697524431.mp4 (6.56 MB, video_2026-06-17_14-58-15.mp4)

Rated: rated/5

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AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 06/17/26 (Wed) 11:21:12 No. 280049 [PM] [Reply]

Liam = Congress-Woman Malinda Jackson Parker

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 06/17/26 (Wed) 11:26:25 No. 280050 [PM]

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Rated: 3/5

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Ancestors Knower 06/17/26 (Wed) 04:51:59 No. 279980 [PM] [Reply]

Willow smith is a really good singer

East Turkestan SunshineSquad Chinpo 06/17/26 (Wed) 04:56:01 No. 279982 [PM]

Jaden the philosopher

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 06/17/26 (Wed) 06:31:39 No. 279995 [PM]

her new album isnt even out yet

its like next month

Ancestors Knower 06/17/26 (Wed) 06:45:51 No. 279997 [PM]

>>279995
Chinamen

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 06/17/26 (Wed) 06:47:24 No. 279998 [PM]

>>279997
irishman.,,.,,.

Ancestors Knower 06/17/26 (Wed) 11:01:16 No. 280039 [PM]

>>279998
Don't be racis

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AsianWomenWorshipper Ascot, Windsor and Maidenhead 06/17/26 (Wed) 02:01:14 No. 279965 [PM] [Reply]

there ain't no black in the Union Jack
there ain't enough white in the stars and stripes

Piteå Bad Bevensen, Lower Saxony 06/17/26 (Wed) 08:40:09 No. 280013 [PM]

theres something in the water

(YOLO)

Piteå Bad Bevensen, Lower Saxony 06/17/26 (Wed) 08:40:22 No. 280014 [PM]

File: 1781685621943.jpg (62.17 KB, 1179x1155, 17816403167726965.jpg)

(YOLO)

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Ancestors Knower 06/17/26 (Wed) 03:31:01 No. 279971 [PM] [Reply]

Alan should indie my old man beard

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Ancestors Knower 06/17/26 (Wed) 05:57:58 No. 279992 [PM]

>>279991
Play fallout London first
You can get a single install in gog

East Turkestan SunshineSquad Chinpo 06/17/26 (Wed) 06:02:17 No. 279993 [PM]

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>>279992
ugh sure

Ancestors Knower 06/17/26 (Wed) 06:44:52 No. 279996 [PM]

>>279993
You'll like it trust me
Most the niggers that worked on it are now working in new fallout
If you do I PROMISE I'll buy a Fortnite season pass and play with you on command
That's how certain I am you will enjoy it

East Turkestan SunshineSquad Chinpo 06/17/26 (Wed) 06:47:37 No. 279999 [PM]

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>>279996
You don't need to make such promises labubu. Maybe I would force you to play Save the World because that's the so called OG deep state fortnite with charming art and sovl
Most certainly better than the mobile games you play

Piteå Bad Bevensen, Lower Saxony 06/17/26 (Wed) 08:25:51 No. 280011 [PM]

dye it green

(YOLO)

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 06/16/26 (Tue) 21:47:31 No. 279858 [PM] [Reply]

I legit want to kms now
I was out with girl, talking walking eating

mom called me but I didn't checked my phone. so temu phone automatically accepted the call and MOM LISTENED TO US 2 FUCKING MINUTES

I swear I fucking hate this shit I don't want to leave my room

tldr dont puy temu phone buy iphone lol iphone would never do that

Rated: 4.5/5

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AsianWomenWorshipper Ascot, Windsor and Maidenhead 06/17/26 (Wed) 00:10:34 No. 279949 [PM]

>>279945
>>279944
bruh I read all of your posts in Mark Kozelek's voice lol, they remind me so much of his rambling stream-of-consciousness lyrical style also your personality is pretty much the same as Mark Kozelek lol :DDD

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 06/17/26 (Wed) 00:33:12 No. 279954 [PM]

>>279948
> Is he up were originally from or in cali
Because one is slightly more impressive

He’s from LA

Fortune
Gordon's first law:
If a research project is not worth doing, it is not worth doing well.

Ancestors Knower 06/17/26 (Wed) 00:43:24 No. 279956 [PM]

>>279954
Why is that more impressive
Because of the neet population?

East Turkestan SunshineSquad Chinpo 06/17/26 (Wed) 06:54:19 No. 280001 [PM]

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>>279918
>I was jerking off with strawberry smell lube, I was jerking off to feet pictures and
I'm dying

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 06/17/26 (Wed) 06:56:10 No. 280002 [PM]

>>279931
this why dont ever let a skinny girl feed you :DDDDD

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 06/17/26 (Wed) 00:06:32 No. 279947 [PM] [Reply]

Y’all reckon UK will ever legalize weed?

Fortune
It's the theory of Jess Birnbaum, of Time magazine, that women with
bad legs should stick to long skirts because they cover a multitude of shins.

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East Turkestan SunshineSquad Chinpo 06/17/26 (Wed) 04:52:46 No. 279981 [PM]

>>279952
Liam: "it's those damn slushie loyalists' fault!!"

Ancestors Knower 06/17/26 (Wed) 05:04:08 No. 279984 [PM]

>>279981
Dude those loyalists nearly beat me to death when I was thirteen for having an Irish surname in Ireland
If you simp those cunts seriously don't talk to me

Ancestors Knower 06/17/26 (Wed) 05:04:18 No. 279985 [PM]

>>279984
Men btw not kids

East Turkestan SunshineSquad Chinpo 06/17/26 (Wed) 05:15:11 No. 279986 [PM]

>>279984
Who are those loyalists again

Ancestors Knower 06/17/26 (Wed) 05:46:10 No. 279990 [PM]

>>279986
Aww

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Ancestors Knower 06/17/26 (Wed) 04:25:34 No. 279976 [PM] [Reply]

Pin this
I'm always right even when I'm wrong

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AsianWomenWorshipper Ascot, Windsor and Maidenhead 06/17/26 (Wed) 01:17:00 No. 279961 [PM] [Reply]

Liam = Hideto Matsumoto

Ancestors Knower 06/17/26 (Wed) 03:34:01 No. 279972 [PM]

Nigga I can't even spark a lighter that fast

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AsianWomenWorshipper Ascot, Windsor and Maidenhead 06/17/26 (Wed) 02:20:28 No. 279967 [PM] [Reply]

I'm just doing my job

brianna wu 06/17/26 (Wed) 03:13:37 No. 279969 [PM]

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Ancestors Knower 06/17/26 (Wed) 03:24:09 No. 279970 [PM]

>>279969
Alan be like
I should buy his stinky stonks!

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 06/17/26 (Wed) 00:04:10 No. 279946 [PM] [Reply]

According to a realtor in America first time home buyers with good credit only need 3% down for down payment

Fortune
Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.
-- Mark Twain

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Piteå 06/17/26 (Wed) 00:30:44 No. 279953 [PM]

>>279950
According to Gemini I just need 3-5% for a mortgage
Problem is interest rates are super high relative to property value so I’d pay more than if I was renting a flat or w.e

Ancestors Knower 06/17/26 (Wed) 00:45:37 No. 279957 [PM]

>>279953
Stop simping ai you have an Ashkenazi brain you retard
Think for yourself also move back to the north fuck cali

brianna wu 06/17/26 (Wed) 01:56:12 No. 279964 [PM]

you often don’t need a down payment
I didn’t need one but I did one anyway

AsianWomenWorshipper Ascot, Windsor and Maidenhead 06/17/26 (Wed) 02:08:56 No. 279966 [PM]

you know the lineage of this site is cursed when you got Jews talking about their property and their mortgage come on now lol

brianna wu 06/17/26 (Wed) 03:12:59 No. 279968 [PM]

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literally just talk to a mortgage advisor, you almost definitely have some sort of forgivable second mortgage kinda thing in CA. almost every state does, you can use them for down payment + closing up to like $10,000 or a certain percentage, and they’re usually forgivable after 10 years with no payments (unless you sell before 10 years, then it comes out of your equity).

>>279966
he’s not a real jew because zionism is antisemitic

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AsianWomenWorshipper Ascot, Windsor and Maidenhead 06/17/26 (Wed) 01:39:11 No. 279963 [PM] [Reply]

Huchi will tell you that Mister Assmongold reacting saying "huh" and "ok" to some slop drama is insightful and transformative content when some illiterate Pakistanis living in some deprived yeehaw ass village can make something far more human and insightful, make it make sense :DDD

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Piteå Blota, Opole Voivodeship 06/17/26 (Wed) 01:11:55 No. 279960 [PM] [Reply]

Adam regrets never going to prom.

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 06/17/26 (Wed) 01:30:46 No. 279962 [PM]

gay prom was illegal back then

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