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  No. 293686 [PM] [Reply]

Think you invite Adam to the cookout and dude pulls up with a tray of boiled Brussels sprouts

  No. 293688 [PM]

Ask if he wants some coleslaw

  No. 293689 [PM]

the bacon is underneath

ya better werk

  No. 293690 [PM]

>>293688
>>293689
You just KNOW Adam would show up wit a family-size bag of unsalted pretzels and two liters of tap water


MF like "Gotta stay hydrated in this heat, fellas." While wearing SPF 100 in his boot cut jeans and athletic shoes 🤣 🤣 🤣



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  No. 293642 [PM] [Reply]

think pimping ozma
start gofundme for "autism" people will simp 3k euro because he is shite + marketing done by me
start OF he can get like 1k euro with custom cosplay pictures in 3 months + marketing done by me

4k euro mathematically bet it with casino free bonuses you can make it 8k euro easily

put 8k euro in KGS scam stocks in a year it can be at least 12k euro

give half to ozma. easy profit
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  No. 293657 [PM]

think how covina just think bout furries stuff all the time so turk poster too think about homo shit like dis all day :DDDDD

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>>293675
mexican-maxxed males

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>>293679
walk :DDD



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  No. 290078 [PM] [Reply]

Russia names Telegram founder Pavel Durov wanted terrorist; he responds with middle finger

The FSB alleges Ukrainian agents used Telegram channels and a popular dating bot to recruit young Russians for attacks; Moscow may seek an Interpol Red Notice, while Durov could face life imprisonment if extradited and convicted

Thoughts Bob and Precure Moscow anons?

Fortune
Ummm, well, OK. The network's the network, the computer's the computer.
Sorry for the confusion.
        -- Sun Microsystems
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  No. 293638 [PM]

>>293637
ok heres proofs
#1 it was made by a russian, in russia. you dont make anythign in russia without involvement of the mafiastate, its simply not possible. thats all the proof you need.
who do you think finances it?
#2 less important: investigation of the moscow times. i cant post links.

  No. 293663 [PM]

>>293638
There servers aren't in russia retard and he created the company by selling his meme social media company VKontakte
Dumbass

  No. 293664 [PM]

>>293663
Also last time I checked Blackrock and citadel weren't Russian

  No. 293666 [PM]

no one cares bro

a thousand year old rock is more interesting than you alan

  No. 293670 [PM]

>>293666
I care
But he could have put it in the existing zigger news thread



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  No. 293662 [PM] [Reply]

it is written on a stone 𐰾𐰇𐰲𐰃𐰏 𐘠 𐰽𐰉𐰃𐰭𐰀 𐘠 𐰖𐰢𐱁𐰴 𐘠 𐰍𐰃𐰽𐰃𐰭𐰀 𐘠 𐰺𐱃𐰆𐰺𐰆𐰯 𐘠 𐰇𐰚𐰇𐰿 𐘠 𐱅𐰇𐰼𐰚 𐘠 𐰉𐰆𐰑𐰣 𐘠 𐰇𐰵𐱅𐰏 𐘠 𐱅𐰇𐰼𐰚 𐘠 𐰉𐰆𐰑𐰣 𐘠 𐰇𐰵𐰾𐰃𐰚𐰃𐰼𐰃𐰏

"The words of the Chinese people are sweet, and their silk fabric is soft. Deceiving with sweet words and soft silk, they draw distant peoples close to them… Being deceived by their sweet words, soft silk, and beautiful daughters, many Turkic people died."

Chinese women should be avoided

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😲😿

  No. 293669 [PM]

That stone? It's me.



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>>293659
lmao just lmafooooo



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  No. 293621 [PM] [Reply]

Macabre :DDD

  No. 293630 [PM]

Job security for el senor chino

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>>293655



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  No. 293622 [PM] [Reply]

Asked AI about fertility and having kids and if I couldn't just do it all the old-fashioned way

It said no
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>>293631

I would cry tears of joy if I was best man at AWW wedding :DDD

  No. 293635 [PM]

>>293634
Imagine his wife is 16 and from Manila and they have NSBM being played during the reception:DDD

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>>293634
me cri death metal scream as the wedding singer (just as aww would want)

  No. 293640 [PM]

>>293634
>>293635
>>293639
I love this board so much lmao

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  No. 293626 [PM] [Reply]

Adam the typa guy to look up an AI summary of the homily after his mom grills him about whether or not he went to Sunday Mass

  No. 293627 [PM]

think people do dat with aquinas and ccc with uni level assessments now :DDDDD

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ive never been 2 mass in me life

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  No. 293602 [PM] [Reply]

girl wants me to simp 36 € dress to her
what I do
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>>293604
8k video enabled phone bro

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What would chinpo do :DDD

  No. 293608 [PM]

>>293607
Slap that bitch around and show her whose boss

RALPHAMALE SHIT LETS FUCKING GO!!!!

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>>293605
nibba pls

dont tell me you wouldnt buy an 8k120fps phone + with its own brand desktop docking for under 500 USD when it comes out (whenever it comes out)
but it will be sold near me and not near you

>>293604
if you buy online the currencies are automatically converted with their exchange fees added,,, you are not european so i dont see why you are manually convert the number here when you can just write their local price every time



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  No. 293557 [PM] [Reply]

My tidal Brazil VPN account stop working :DDD
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windscribe vpn 3 euro month 2 locations unlimited data

just sayin :DDD

  No. 293598 [PM]

>>293597
@grok is this true?

Fortune
* joeyh_ wonders if linux is supposed to lock up when you ask 100
processes to cat the entire cd drive

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>>293597



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  No. 293588 [PM] [Reply]

SUFFAH BISH

Fortune
Every path has its puddle.

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>>293590

Fortune
Marriage causes dating problems.



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  No. 291618 [PM] [Reply]

I decided to watch Demon Slayer but now I clearly see that it is just military propaganda thinly veiled in artistic performance
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  No. 293435 [PM]

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>>292773
>I call once and if not, then not.
dat got me thinking of the reddit logic where ppl there sometimes make observation that it's always them contacting their friends, and not other way around, and then draw conclusion that they're not really friends and think the friends don't care about their company. i think that's wrong. maybe it can be true in some cases, but it would have some bad results to conclude it every time. ppl have different personalities and not every1 makes initiative (not just socially but in other stuff too). it's normal for even years or eternity to pass even if u really liked each others company, if there's just no occasion that brought u together again, and neither is proactive. but, the ppl who r proactive can just bypass that common fate

well honestly i don't really care that much about most of them. i just really liked one boy in particular and now miss him. tho i'm some complete rando by now to him. so i don't know how to approach the situation. i need to contact wider set of old acquaintances, to get excuse to approach him. initially when i became his friend, i just had crush on him and forced myself in his presence. something very unusual for me. just went to his birthday for example. but it all worked and we became good friends for a while, until i got the schizo hikikomori thing. so, cared more about that person than others just bc random chemicals in brain or sth, not for any rational reason

no just little brother. tho dad has pilot license too for small plane. it seems to be rich ppl hobby, like sailing, but also for those that just care about it enough. like, instead of car u get part ownership on cessna, like my dad did. well depending on country and how sparsely populated and large it is it can be pretty convenient. like, dad often flew us to helsinki, and it's just 1h45m compared to 3h w/ car or 2.5h w/ train

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This may sound stupid, but where is Kotia?

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>>293435
Dunno, I really dislike reddit and it sucks that Google seems to trust it far more than all the academia. Any way, it is perfectly reasonable to demand more calls from someone if you feel like you should receive some more. Yes, there are individual differences, but why shouldnt be your differences respected? It is just an rhetorical game, people like games like dat. So, no, I dont believe that time is that important, but I do believe that people come to negotiate implicit rules of communication one way or another, through symbols and learning, and then when they do they adjust it by rediscovery and relearning of symbols. So, yeah, in communication there is no winner neither there is a loser, no one single to blame either and no one single who is wrong. Either both parties are wrong or neither. The human condition, the proverbial "human nature", is vagueness and no one can deny it. This vaguesness is infinite in depth, like a bottomless pit, and in it we find shards of meaning that we put together in hopes that our broken kaleidoscope gives us more confidence in doing watever we want to do. So, I dunno. If I call and I get told that the call will be returned at later point, but it wasnt, all Im ready to do is to accept that this guy who said one thing and did other aint sh*t and no amount justification, internalization, gonna convince me of other wise. No amount of learning about society, culture, of expected behaviour, of yes means no situations gonna change my stance that it is a lie to say one thing and do other, no matter if I understand that it would be the case, there is no excuse for lying such openly and such uncovertly. That is all Im gonna say, humans can internalize every thing, they are adept at this, I will not do more than the act itself to convince someone to talk to me, because if there needs be convincing, it is all for naught already. All I can give is a call, for multitude of reasons, yes Im very private and dont like to talk about myself in most important things. I believe that Im right in this, or, that my line of rhetoric is good, and if Im to be proved incorrect, well, thats because it is not easy to know wat do I even mean, it is not easy to know wat the implicit rules Im going to follow. And this has right to live, too

Dunno, humans just irrational. Though, there isnt one in particular that I loved like dat so dunno. But IPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>>293481
yeh ppl like those games but the end result can just be bad if ppl take them too seriously. well dunno ur other brother work and social life etc situation so can't say wat he's thinking, but i don't think forgetting is lying. it's failure to keep promise, or keep ur word, but lying requires intent. (or suddenly stuff like outdated textbooks are all lying rather than just not fully knowing something) tho if he really gave such nasty vibes then yeh maybe ur right

yeh but i'm also creepy if i just contact him alone and no1 else. and don't mean encircle, just like request some get together for dat group of ppl from dat year. maybe ur right, i should, but i still feel i need to be bit more impressive or interesting so ppl in general would want to even interact w/ me irl. dats y been putting it off every time i'm there. if i get job, and know jap to good level, that should make me pretty comparable to other computer ppl in interestingness level

well i considered it too when i was 13 or sth, dunno y changed my mind. maybe watched too much animé so then normal planes seemed too mundane in comparison. also no don't think father being pilot (just light aircraft hobby thing) made it any easier, it was some family friend who had teaching license for it who taught lil bro first pro bono. then he went air force, and after, in finlan there's some generous government programs for airliner piloting instruction (dunno the proper terms. but in most other countries it is more some generational thing since that stuff should cost +100k)

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>>293549
Well, there is no forgetting. If forgetting happens always that is no different from lying. In lying intent is not necessary, so technically the textbooks would be lying but we dont think dat because for humans only humans can lie, because lying is an act. Animals can deceive purposefully, but they cannot lie, because people mostly think dat lying is not applied to them as they are too primitive. Any way, lying as an act is saying one thing and doing the other and lie itself is betrayal of itself. (My brother doesnt have unchill vibes. On contrary, he has only chill vibes. So its not like I mean dat he is some douche. Wat I mean to say is dat he lied when he said that he'll call, and I expected dat, but because I expected it is no excuse for lying. If he intended or not, doesnt matter, he'll use excuse of work and no time. But those excuses defeat the argument, because then it means he never has time to call because he is at all times busy. Which is impossible. So, wat I wanted to say is dat human relations can be seen as an rhetorical game, because it shifts power using symbols, or in other words, thats how we exercice power using language. So, for example, if I dont receive calls a lot in general, thats because people who would call me know that I might be not enthusiastic about it, or they might have random justification based on my personality characteristic of not being talkative and being private. They internalized this, because presumably, at one time theyve contemplated if they should call me. But they wont, as dat is just better rhetorical position. Not because they want to have more power, but because exercise in power is never onesided and it is out of respect for the rhetoric itself that they wont do it)

I dunno, I have really spartan views on human relations. I dont like the being interesting thing, I dont do any thing for it and in fact I try my best to be not interesting at all. Which sound quirky and goofy, but yeah, so I dont expect any one to be that much interested in me. But dat is not to say that I think people wont be interested in me at all, people are interested in other people by purely own reasons. It might be as well random, and it is, so I just exist and do things for me because that is how I feel better. I dont like interaction with people that much, but it is not like I loathe it… So, if there were people for Post too long. Click here to view the full text.



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  No. 293545 [PM] [Reply]

Huchi did you ever play TDU ?_?

you would enjoy it probably

  No. 293552 [PM]

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Send this to someone :DDD

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>>293552
me sniff :DDD

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For a hawaiian island it sure is dark. Nfshp2 did the tropical island schtick better.
I see how it did the modern driving game concept early but I'm not too enamored with the modern driving games like forza or the crew where you can just barge through everything without penalty
I wish these games just did at least something well, they all try to do offroad and boats and flying and shit and open world at the same time
It just sucks being a carfag these days. Most of the current games have terrible technical debt too, nor Nascar 25 nor Crew motorfest supports modern upscaling nor they have a forward facing graphical scope or anything

One thing I appreciate in the tdu is the ability to set the cockpit view, that needs to come back.

  No. 293556 [PM]

>>293555
is NFS your favourite racing game series?

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>>293556
Well, they used to be the standard, now they are not. But you couldn't walk past them in the 2000's. They also made this TDU style open world later in Rivals (I would say that game holds up to this day) with the one button 1v1s
They made some of the dearest games to me but I acknowledge their shortcomings



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  No. 290267 [PM] [Reply]

ex gf sent pictures from her marriage to hurt me

should I send to her husband the video of me fucking her ass RAW

dont fuck with me nigga :DDD
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>>293520
lmao
snitch on her

  No. 293529 [PM]

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>>293520
Proud of u :DDD

Also, why the fug would she call u if she just got married?

Wtf? :DDD

  No. 293531 [PM]

>>293529
turk poster gf threads = lgbt beard stuff to hide xis homosexuality preference :DDDDD

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>>293529
if you ever try to make any logic with woman, you can't

  No. 293559 [PM]

what if in her mind she just wanted to let you know she's doing ok and wants you to move on

(because in her mind you were too clingy, obsessed and emotional)

Rated: 3.5/5

Fortune
Vail's Second Axiom:
    The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the
    amount of work already completed.


(YOLO)



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  No. 293537 [PM] [Reply]

ozma = tiny wrists

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