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  No. 307192 [PM] [Reply]

I believe it went a little something like this

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  No. 307190 [PM] [Reply]

And I'm like, "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?"

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  No. 307189 [PM] [Reply]

Her name was Zelda

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  No. 307188 [PM] [Reply]

And I'm like, "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?"

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  No. 307191 [PM] [Reply]

And the towels are oh so fluffy

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  No. 307185 [PM] [Reply]

But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me

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  No. 307184 [PM] [Reply]

If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"

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  No. 307180 [PM] [Reply]

I said, "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"

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  No. 307181 [PM] [Reply]

At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that

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  No. 307183 [PM] [Reply]

Anyway, um, um, where was I?

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  No. 307177 [PM] [Reply]

Somewhere out there in this crazy old mixed-up universe of ours

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  No. 307175 [PM] [Reply]

And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel

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  No. 307171 [PM] [Reply]

So we broke up and I never saw her again

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  No. 307173 [PM] [Reply]

"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again

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  No. 307133 [PM] [Reply]

She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train

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And she leaned right down next to me


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