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Piteå Council Bluffs, Iowa 03/01/26 (Sun) 17:25:14 No.250645 [Reply]

I don’t even care for scooby doo, why am i tempted to buy this

I have such bad consumerist instincts, it’s a constant battle

East Turkestan berserker chinpo Budapest, Budapest 03/01/26 (Sun) 17:26:16 No.250648

It's cute

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Riga, Riga 03/01/26 (Sun) 17:34:21 No.250697

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 03/01/26 (Sun) 17:34:44 No.250700

it's cute

Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 03/01/26 (Sun) 17:38:16 No.250713

society forced you into believing that gay people have a thing for oddities

(YOLO)

Piteå Ulverston, Cumbria 03/01/26 (Sun) 18:53:58 No.250822

>>250713
Well that's where the term queer comes from

Piteå Ulverston, Cumbria 03/01/26 (Sun) 18:25:20 No.250795 [Reply]

Why does water taste so fucking good

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 03/01/26 (Sun) 18:28:41 No.250799

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Piteå Ulverston, Cumbria 03/01/26 (Sun) 18:31:35 No.250803

>>250799
LMAOOOO

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Piteå Ulverston, Cumbria 03/01/26 (Sun) 11:19:49 No.249654 [Reply]

Today I do more cleaning
I the act of cleaning leases the staffas also I can't find any forks (more important I've been eating ramen with dental tweezers)
Also on the off chance I find a bit of tobacco I am getting withdrawals:D

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Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 03/01/26 (Sun) 17:39:18 No.250718

>>250598
lost all my ass gains because of the flu i had

(YOLO)

East Turkestan berserker chinpo Budapest, Budapest 03/01/26 (Sun) 17:46:04 No.250741

>>250718
Time to get them back bojo, 2026 is our year

Piteå Ulverston, Cumbria 03/01/26 (Sun) 17:56:13 No.250761

>>250598
T rex mode or bust

East Turkestan berserker chinpo Budapest, Budapest 03/01/26 (Sun) 18:16:25 No.250786

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>>250761
Bro that's fucking retarded

Piteå Ulverston, Cumbria 03/01/26 (Sun) 18:20:35 No.250789

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>>250786

AsianWomenWorshipper Basildon, Essex 02/28/26 (Sat) 18:50:51 No.249528 [Reply]

New Terraria update slaps

it's pretty funny how Terraria, an indie game developed by a small team, regularly releases free updates adding hundreds of new items, enemies, features, bosses, weapons, balance changes, critters, mounts, pets, NPCs, accessories etc

whereas Minecraft, the best selling game of all time owned by one of biggest companies in the world Microsoft, releases like one update a year which adds like a new type of rock and a bumblebee mob or some shit which has no actual meaningful effect on the game lol

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AsianWomenWorshipper 03/01/26 (Sun) 17:41:17 No.250725

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>>250620
You build a nice house in this game and every nigger in the world just decides to move in and make themselves at home, obama economy :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Riga, Riga 03/01/26 (Sun) 17:58:06 No.250765

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>>250725

AsianWomenWorshipper Maida Vale, City of Westminster 03/01/26 (Sun) 18:06:36 No.250774

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>>250765
Yanks will cook a nice burger but then always add that plastic Ameri fake cheese instead of just cheddar or something nice :DDD

people say that Wisconsin makes good cheese, why not just add that instead of using fake ass goyslime cheese :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Riga, Riga 03/01/26 (Sun) 18:08:05 No.250775

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>>250774

Solomon Paul Carter fat liver club 03/01/26 (Sun) 18:11:49 No.250778

>>250765
thats just gonna taste like salt

they probably charged for a normal patty too :DDDDD

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Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 03/01/26 (Sun) 16:42:45 No.250408 [Reply]

grew this tulips from seed like 5 years ago or whatever and this year is the first year the leaves dont look like a grass stalk still tiny as shit likely wont flower for the next 2-3 years

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Piteå Ulverston, Cumbria 03/01/26 (Sun) 17:21:19 No.250636

>>250572
I LOVE THIS CAT

barzini_all_along 03/01/26 (Sun) 17:29:50 No.250671

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>>250636

barzini_all_along 03/01/26 (Sun) 17:30:25 No.250676

>>250671
maybe its better in small,,

barzini_all_along 03/01/26 (Sun) 17:30:58 No.250681

>>250629
garbage how?

Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 03/01/26 (Sun) 17:35:31 No.250707

>>250681
weird colour pattern or proportions, crippled, prone to diseases

(YOLO)

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Autismus Maximus Piteå Fagersta, Västmanland County 01/18/26 (Sun) 18:01:17 No.239580 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

There once was a beekeeper that collected honey from his beehives but always got stung by the flying creatures he kept in captivity. He threatened the bees and told them that if he got stung one more time he would destroy their homes and banish them from his land.
The bees replied to the beekeeper that he only wants to reap the sweet rewards but never endure the pain that follows with it. If he can't tolerate their presence then they will leave him and let him wallow in misery. And the following day he got stung again, became enraged and destroyed the beehives. The bees left him and he suddenly descended into poverty and all the sweetness was gone.
In Vitae Patrum there is a story about a man that was always toiling and then he got asked by some brothers how he could enjoy such hardship and hard work. The man said that all of the physical labour and suffering in his life could not be compared to even one day of torment that awaits the sinners in the future.

To summarize: mankind was not thrown out of paradise so that he would enjoy his existence. You need to smell like shit, piss and ass while letting your body be covered in stabwounds from negroes, muslims and deranged transexuals.

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Piteå 03/01/26 (Sun) 18:28:33 No.250798

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>>250797

Solomon Paul Carter fat liver club Central, Central and Western District 03/01/26 (Sun) 18:34:08 No.250806

Piteå 03/01/26 (Sun) 18:34:47 No.250807

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>>250806

Piteå Ulverston, Cumbria 03/01/26 (Sun) 19:23:09 No.250839

>>250807
theyre literally me

Piteå 03/01/26 (Sun) 19:28:44 No.250846

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>>250839
The raisins between their legs warrant violent outbursts. Just kill every dog, Tibetan and woman in the vicinity.

Piteå Klimontow, Lesser Poland 03/01/26 (Sun) 13:39:55 No.249682 [Reply]

Let Adam eat cake

Piteå Council Bluffs, Iowa 03/01/26 (Sun) 14:29:26 No.249714

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barzini_all_along 02/28/26 (Sat) 17:22:16 No.249510 [Reply]

damn homo floresiensis only died out 60k years ago or later
we almost got to live with goblins together
roman empire but with funny dwarves
so close

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Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 02/28/26 (Sat) 18:16:27 No.249525

>>249524
p sure they were small or retrectable because of the cold

(YOLO)

Piteå Lahti, Paijat-Hame Region 03/01/26 (Sun) 07:24:16 No.249638

>>249525
n-n-no! its not!!

Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 03/01/26 (Sun) 09:03:36 No.249642

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>>249638

(YOLO)

Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 03/01/26 (Sun) 12:28:06 No.249673

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< nesher ramla homo

barzini_all_along 03/01/26 (Sun) 12:31:01 No.249674

>>249673
hhhh

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Piteå Ulverston, Cumbria 03/01/26 (Sun) 11:10:52 No.249646 [Reply]

Lmao at al qeda backing the Zionist entity and Iran
Who would have think ?_?
Need to irsael Dubai of the map

AsianWomenWorshipper Basildon, Essex 03/01/26 (Sun) 11:12:45 No.249647

Piteå Ulverston, Cumbria 03/01/26 (Sun) 11:13:43 No.249649

>>249647
>>249647
Pork faggots are actually amazing with mash

barzini_all_along 03/01/26 (Sun) 11:18:18 No.249651

the pakistani entity from UK keeps writing strange stuff

Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 03/01/26 (Sun) 12:11:16 No.249664

>>249651
lots of englishman in the crapstein files so their media makes them care about all that sandnigga drama

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Piteå Ulverston, Cumbria 03/01/26 (Sun) 07:29:57 No.249639 [Reply]

The world's most sadistic child killing rapists are complete cowards

Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 03/01/26 (Sun) 08:40:45 No.249640

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low effort tiktok overdub

Piteå Ulverston, Cumbria 03/01/26 (Sun) 08:42:25 No.249641

>>249640
Didn't even know it sound

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barzini_all_along 03/01/26 (Sun) 00:23:02 No.249611 [Reply]

maybe its time to test that low thc möllö after all
but could backfire too

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 03/01/26 (Sun) 00:28:17 No.249612

it is always the time to hit the weed

barzini_all_along 03/01/26 (Sun) 00:35:33 No.249614

>>249612
not sure about that but spring does things to a man
bad things

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 03/01/26 (Sun) 00:37:18 No.249615

>>249614
fuck winter fuck cold let there be summer

tho BEING FAT @ summer also sucks so gotta lose weight :DDD

Piteå Lahti, Paijat-Hame Region 03/01/26 (Sun) 07:22:06 No.249637

lmao

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East Turkestan berserker chinpo Veresegyhaz, Pest megye 03/01/26 (Sun) 04:22:21 No.249625 [Reply]

when you sneeze and the thick brown slime comes out
good feeling

Piteå Council Bluffs, Iowa 03/01/26 (Sun) 05:30:04 No.249631

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Solomon Paul Carter fat liver club 03/01/26 (Sun) 06:18:26 No.249632

>>249631
ughhh the womeme's shirt should be cheaper since it objectively uses less textile fabric 😩😫😩😫

Piteå Ulverston, Cumbria 03/01/26 (Sun) 07:08:33 No.249634

>>249625
Nigga been sniffing tea leaves

AsianWomenWorshipper Basildon, Essex 03/01/26 (Sun) 00:00:03 No.249609 [Reply]

my newest favourite type of YT video is Yanks eating way too much Colman's and blowing their nose off their face lol

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 03/01/26 (Sun) 00:42:08 No.249617

Solomon Paul Carter fat liver club 03/01/26 (Sun) 03:05:45 No.249624

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poopoopeepee

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 03/01/26 (Sun) 01:10:34 No.249618 [Reply]

rolling stones paint it black is stolen song

original: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKmPlZHakQo
rolling stones: www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 03/01/26 (Sun) 01:13:38 No.249619

rockcelebrities.net/did-the-rolling-stones-steal-paint-it-black-from-a-turkish-song/

>Jagger was asked about their record ‘Aftermath’ which included the song ‘Paint It Black’ and he stated:

>“That was a big landmark record for me. It’s the first time we wrote the whole record and finally laid to rest the ghost of having to do these very nice and interesting, no doubt, but still cover versions of old R&B songs – which we didn’t feel we were doing justice, to be perfectly honest, particularly because we didn’t have the maturity. Plus, everyone was doing it.

>Aftermath has a very wide spectrum of music styles: ‘Paint It Black’ was a kind of Turkish song; and there were also very bluesy things like ‘Goin’ Home;’ and I remember some sort of ballads on there. It had a lot of good songs, it had a lot of different styles, and it was very well recorded. So it was, to my mind, a real marker.”

can't blame tho Erkin koray also stole it from indians

White shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 03/01/26 (Sun) 01:19:37 No.249620

All music/art is stolen/inspired.

Og turkish song (which probably was stolen from someone else itself) just shares a few notes/riffs with paint it black

Mildly interesting thread though cool find

barzini_all_along 03/01/26 (Sun) 01:20:27 No.249621

i think chances that anyone listened to turkish music and got inspired by it are 0

White shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 03/01/26 (Sun) 01:41:19 No.249622

>>249621
Yeah like there are so, so few similarities it's even more likely it is just a coincidence lol :DD

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 02/28/26 (Sat) 23:29:10 No.249594 [Reply]

stop sexualizing innocent japanese women