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  No. 292200 [PM] [Reply]

The name's Balls… Ozma Balls.
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>>292205
the kind of sophisticated high iq humour u can expect from aww and chinpo

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>>292204
ma sounds like my
so your name + balls sounds like (oz) my balls.

  No. 292214 [PM]

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>>292212
i mean, i got that part, but wat verb is the 'oz' supposed to sound like

  No. 292217 [PM]

>>292214
the particle "oz" sounds onomatopoeic so it can be whatever you want it to be, or nothing at all.
I for instance read ozma balls like buzz my balls.

  No. 292223 [PM]

>>292214
this nigga never had his balls ozzed before smh



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  No. 291865 [PM] [Reply]

Since Ody has repeatedly made inquiries half jokingly pestering me about me hooking him up with someone,,, yeah I decided to unironically make a thread about the kind of womeme I would hook up every poster with.

Long Kong: Random prostitute will do. Wouldn't really go as far as to make sure if she had STDs so would just tell him to be happy and use a condom.

Chino: Chino is genuinely a good person but I don't think many women would like to be around him. I would like to see him with some random brown grey mouse gamer girl. He will probably the one to reject her because she isn't a white mexican with a thousand instagram filters irl tho.

Kotia/Bob/CuM: I don't think these people ever mentioned having a libido despite constantly posting underdressed anime girls so I don't even know what kind of personality or physical traits to go for. While I make my mind up I'd get them a daki or sthing.

Ozma: distance relationship with some shitposter from lolcow farms or whatever, idk. Can't imagine him irl with a woman and he'd probably find some happiness being in a relationship with a person he'd never met. Fact the woman won't meet him irl is probably for the best.

Turkposter: any kind of low iq village girl will do, she just has to be willing to adapt some of his weird tastes/ideas (all women do this to a degree but some compromises have to be made) and not cheat on him or he will end up revenge fucking femboys or whatever.

AWW: Evangelical korean… Actually any evangelical lost media mexican women with slightly asian traits will do. Sorry brother but you need christ in your life asap.

kgs: guy unironically deserves genuine kindness and trust. nigga visibly has several weird fetishes so I honestly wouldn't know what he is into. Would hook him up with the nicest woman I know only for him to reject her because she ain't black and fat, idk.
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  No. 292174 [PM]

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>>292166
There is big difference between who men want and wat is ideal partner. So, dunno, do men really want someone who is attractive? Sure, people find other people attractive in numerous ways. There is really no such thing as compatability, which is an astrology thing

Women "adapt" to men for simple reasons. Well, they dont adapt, they just know far more about men than men about them so it seems like they "adapt". Any way, people get similar when they spend time together, which is a different thing from women knowing about men. People get similar when they are together because of proximity and learning, when you are close you see how the other guy does things and with time you come habitually do very similar. Thats how all people like, they learn from other people, it works in every space, home or prison or school or monastery

Though, yeah, manhood is really stupid. Men know about women almost nothing, and only time they want to is when they want have sex or some thing like dat. Because that is wat manhood is all about, any way, insecurity is high watermark of manliness and manlihood, so it is not condoned in society for men to be transgressive in any way
>>292172
No. Study the theory.

  No. 292213 [PM]

>>292174
I like astrology. astrology is good.
If you don't like it you're probably a gemini.

I'm still trying to decipher everyone's zodiac sign but I will make a thread about everyone's sign (maybe, eventually…)

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>>292213
o heh i member dis thread idea of yus

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>>292218
brownpill me on chinese zodiac tho :DD

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>>292219
use a book or internet dis not worth my time :DDDDD



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  No. 292154 [PM] [Reply]

Kgs will look at this video and say something like "jetblack pussy multiple parallel kidz, korean pussy zero kids and a dog :DDD"

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>>292186

  No. 292215 [PM]

>"jetblack pussy multiple parallel kidz, korean pussy zero kids and a dog :DDD"
where's the lie tho



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  No. 292175 [PM] [Reply]

who u fucking
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>>292185

She is pregnant

Inshallah :DDD

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>>292187
think

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>>292198



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  No. 292171 [PM] [Reply]

To dissuade notions their game is host to child predators, Roblox bans Chris Hansen himself while catching child predators during a live show.

Fortune
I don't think 'It's better than hurling yourself into a meat grinder'
is a good rationale for doing something.
        -- Andrew Suffield in
         <20030905221055.GA22354@doc.ic.ac.uk> on debian-devel

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  No. 292194 [PM]

will staffas be watching ?



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  No. 292093 [PM] [Reply]

so let's say im trying to benefit from "deal"

monthly it is 12 USD but if I pick 3 year plan it becomes 3 USD im talking about these deals

so if I sign for 3 year deal, I pay with virtual card which only has 3 USD, does it means I reduced the price of deal from 12 USD to 3 USD? because ill delete the card after that like no way labubu getting my money every month :DDD
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>>292098
You mean like you have ?

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>>292096
Another day, another retarded scheme

  No. 292143 [PM]

I think theyre gonna charge you in full for the whole 3 years period

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>>292143
this

op can u not read ?

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>>292112
My favorite scheme was when he tried to convince everyone to bet all money against Turkish team in goyball game only for them to win.



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  No. 292147 [PM] [Reply]

Bird got into my apartment while I was in Asia but I have no idea wtf happened to it

All that's left is the zvird shit everywhere and everything was locked up tight
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Pretty sure it'd smell way worse in here if it died

Finding bird crap in every little corner and it's all rock har d so he might've gotten in not long after I left

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>>292151
think a small bird dries up really fast or gets eaten by maggots in like two days but then there should be dead flies aswell

(YOLO)

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>>292152
Found a few feathers

Definitely a pigeon but still haven't found that nigger

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>>292149
>>292150
And it was me who let them in

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>>292165
I like pigeons

Fortune
A man's house is his hassle.



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  No. 291967 [PM] [Reply]

What's your type, staffas?
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  No. 292126 [PM]

this sucked

there's no morphing or watever it just seems to show u pics u rated best, out of pretty small pool. or, i encountered these same pics that r itt. so just terminated the test

also lol @ the intrusive datamining questions and asking 4 email. nope. be sure to mark often on the fatal heart attack question so they throw ur results out

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>>292126
think the one whom i rate dbest didnt even appear in my type

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>>292141
Alright buddy

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>>292141
Rofl



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  No. 291721 [PM] [Reply]

🚨BREAKING: Asmongold has been BANNED from Twitch
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>>292121
Please tell mr empanada to not to argue with 70 iq niggers thanks

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>>292123
Based Empanada…

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>>292127
He needs to debate smarter people than this black creature

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>>292128
he posts high effort edited videos on his main channel, the live channel is mostly just him making fun of retarded people

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>>292129
Hes retarded enough to have a kiwifarms thread

Fortune
    The courtroom was pregnant (pun intended) with anxious silence as the
judge solemnly considered his verdict in the paternity suit before him.
Suddenly, he reached into the folds of his robes, drew out a cigar and
ceremoniously handed it to the defendant.
    "Congratulations!" declaimed the jurist. "You have just become a
father!"



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  No. 292138 [PM] [Reply]

Lately, I have very little motivation to care. Everything slips into velter of pointless squabble, into entropy of a rock garden all random. And I find really few reasons to care at all

The reality if there is such a thing is tearing itself apart, at the seams, like a titan holding an enemy above his head and tearing him apart only through sheer brutalic power of muscle. As if just before, a day earlier, all was there, the coherence and the purpose. Reasons to pursue, to stand up and do anything. And now, all that is left is enthropy, eternal vortex of all the broken and the forgotten thoughts, dreams, ideas. There is simply no linkage isnt there, nothing make sense and if someone to say that it does, thats a lie that is chanted as a religious mantra in cases of utter annihilation of meaning

Now I dont see any purpose in any thing. There is no thing that I want to do, that I have motivaion to, or reason, or purpose, there is no thing to attend. It all was dissolved in this vortex and nothing can be done to gain it back. Straight down the drain it go

In this entropy, there are still objects and subjects playing games on each other. It is like a party, but a very boring one, and you are looking like a bird from the outside and all that is happening is randomity, unrefined entropy in its pure form, and nothing that connects any of the actions seen. The obvious assumptions for reality dissasipate like heat, like drop in the water, and no action can be assumed to be done in some logic. There is no logic, it was proven incorrect, now there is no logic. If there was a nexus now there is no nexus to any thing, it is all just set of costumes and props left on the stage, all the purpose has long left this stage and all that remains is open history that is unable to contain in itself the content of our own purpose

In this moment I feel no thing. All that is left is hunger. Im unable to form any opinion, it is all the same. All that is left is tradition, inertia. There is no desperation, just listless ambivalence. There is no reason to care isnt it, if there is no thing to care about, nothing to live about, when all meaning is constantly uprooted and replaced by randomness of facts that ceased to be facts, now they are just words that meant something, now that meaning slipped right under the ground, never to be found

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>>292140
… Precise.

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you are sick you want be sick because your god is lucifer

Rated: 3/5

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>>292148
… Why are you always right?

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i get some existential dread from nicotine and sleep deprivation sometimes. like even if u live for quadrillion years, and then the universe ends, wat was point of it. it feels so urgent in that moment. i guess in normal mode u have some mental processes to suppress dat kind of stuff

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>>292160
Dunno. People always wonder about death and dying, but they quick switch to some other thing because thinking of death makes them uncomfortable. People have this mental block on things that makes them uncomfortable, like when you say some thing stupid and now that you realize it was stupid you cant even bring yourself to face this. So, dunno, if about vices, then it is no different from drinking water, the thing makes vices vices is that they are forbidden and then it becomes like porn, your interest get aroused simply because it is forbidden, condoned, not meant to be done. Even though it is an empty action meant purely for satisfaction of dependency. People are very good at rationalizing things, it makes life easier, so vices are part of this life that without them there is no kick, no spice, no spunk, there is no punk moment of rebelion that we all want some way or another so we must do it in little things, saying bad word, smoking cigarette, not doing as someone wants, to have this punk moment. So, I dont believe people really truly belive that universe is ever gonna end, people live in the moment as if their lives are infinite, as a little way of denying death its power. Planning for death bring sadness, but economic line of argument says its rational to do so. We must have a will in place, we must think of inheritance, of wat will be after us. It is very hard to find a reason why. Because there is none, all those precepts do is establishing vices for us so our life had more spunk in it, either in our action of vice or just imagining of it. No one likes rules, but most choose to follow them, because they wondered, at least once, how it would be without those rules and now that they have the idea in their mind of senseless anarchy and unrestrained violence that definitely will be without rules, it is better to have them, so then vices are created to defy it and through this vice we find the spunk in life



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  No. 292137 [PM] [Reply]

Important

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  No. 292118 [PM] [Reply]

I have acquired the body of the Forbidden One
Never stop changing and evolving bros

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(YOLO)



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  No. 292122 [PM] [Reply]

Finally beat dragons dogma 2
The fucking true ending is immense
Can't wait for dark arisen

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  No. 292102 [PM] [Reply]

Widow’s Bay is a really great show

  No. 292103 [PM]

Madame Adam is the Andy Cohen of cylilbrontmintstaffas

  No. 292104 [PM]

Adam ban Ody specifically due to his Jewish heritage

  No. 292108 [PM]

Adam ban alan abraham gurvey specifically due to his Jewish heritage

  No. 292115 [PM]

yeh it seems ok but don't have time for million tv shows



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  No. 292081 [PM] [Reply]

In a Latino kinda mood today

  No. 292083 [PM]

*latinx

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>>292083
Thanks baby

  No. 292106 [PM]

>>292083
shut the fuck up martin you zero sperm cell welfare fraud cripple

  No. 292114 [PM]

>>292083
ownt



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