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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/26/24 (Thu) 13:21:35 No.163779 [Reply]

don't train muscles you get weaker

don't do things that needs brain you get dumber

don't use weewee get smaller

nofap is jewish lie :DDD

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/26/24 (Thu) 13:52:04 No.163791

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>>163790

I was in a salvation army shop the other day and seen cheap small dumbells

I would like to have bigger arm muscles not going gym tho too many brown people :DDD

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/26/24 (Thu) 13:54:58 No.163792

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>>163791
just get one adjustable bench and two dumbells you can get bigger arm muscles

8 hour arm workout tho :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/26/24 (Thu) 13:57:56 No.163793

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>>163792

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/26/24 (Thu) 15:00:23 No.163794

>>163793
KGS redpill me

i really want to eat some nice burger and after that i feel like shit

today i had to leave gym when i have other excerises to do because i felt like a shit

really makes you wonder what they putting in that fast foods it makes you feel like shit :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/26/24 (Thu) 15:08:46 No.163795

>>163794

McDonald's does not rot

thats how much chemicals they put on them burgers :DDD

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/26/24 (Thu) 12:13:39 No.163773 [Reply]

how to get german gf tho :DDD

Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 09/26/24 (Thu) 12:46:42 No.163774

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How to get cafe gf tho :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 09/26/24 (Thu) 12:57:22 No.163776

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>>163774

Hit the gym :DDD

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/26/24 (Thu) 13:06:40 No.163777

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>>163774
drink white monsters :DDD

Piteå Istanbul, Istanbul 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:27:25 No.163731 [Reply]

Drunk af

Going to concert with friends

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:31:06 No.163732

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30 y/o BSR Mexico City, Mexico City 09/26/24 (Thu) 05:05:59 No.163762

What band(s)

Rated: 3.5/5

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/26/24 (Thu) 06:39:18 No.163764

>>163762
Haluk Levent check it on youtube if u want

i drank too much vodka and beer yesterday, now im going to uni with hangover

white men will drink entire bottle of whiskey and go to work next day :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/26/24 (Thu) 09:57:45 No.163766

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>>163764

I Want to go to a Shia rock concert :DDD

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/26/24 (Thu) 12:10:42 No.163772

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>>163766

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/26/24 (Thu) 10:24:38 No.163767 [Reply]

We need to ban white women from having vaccines while pregnant :DDD

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/26/24 (Thu) 11:31:13 No.163769

white women will do anything but not breed healthy white children :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 09/26/24 (Thu) 11:54:43 No.163770

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>>163769

White women nut out a bsr and just say it was genetic nothing to do with what the Jewish doctor gave her :DDD

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/26/24 (Thu) 12:09:08 No.163771

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>>163770
anti depressants

tattoos

yeehaw diet and too many sexual partners (STD)

vaccines

yep it's genetic :DDD

AsianWomenWorshipper Ascot, Windsor and Maidenhead 09/26/24 (Thu) 01:24:09 No.163758 [Reply]

as much as I do enjoy the current k-pop scene's persuasion towards sugary cutesy self-indulgent ADHD bullshit I do kinda miss some of the degenerate neanderthal horny "sexy concept" stuff from the early 2010s and seeing tight gook puss shamelessly thrusted into my face via the medium of tight leather trousers

tldr I want Hani to stomp on my balls

thanks for reading

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/26/24 (Thu) 01:43:47 No.163759

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Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 09/26/24 (Thu) 02:21:39 No.163760

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/25/24 (Wed) 14:46:36 No.163717 [Reply]

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/25/24 (Wed) 21:18:14 No.163753

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>>163752

where the messaging chaturbate thots when your drunk :DDD

Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 09/25/24 (Wed) 21:25:36 No.163754

>>163751
Nigga

You can embed Odyssey videos

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/25/24 (Wed) 21:26:46 No.163755

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>>163754

Hungarian chinpo tech tips 09/25/24 (Wed) 21:40:50 No.163756

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>>163753
I don't msg chaturbate drunk wtf

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/25/24 (Wed) 21:45:07 No.163757

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>>163756

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Piteå Würzburg, Bavaria 09/24/24 (Tue) 19:45:18 No.163661 [Reply]

Impromptu 1 on 1 meeting scheduled by department manager for tomorrow at 4pm 'to go over a few points'

Rated: 3/5

Fortune
Beam me up, Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here!

(YOLO)

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Piteå Council Bluffs, Iowa 09/24/24 (Tue) 20:28:27 No.163679

I have a 1-on-1 with my supervisor once a week
although we wind up just randomly not having them pretty often

Piteå Würzburg, Bavaria 09/24/24 (Tue) 20:34:29 No.163681

>>163676
Ok sorry then I'll work for free

>>163679
Is this sexual innuendo

>>163670
Hire me
See criteria here >>163674

Rated: 2/5

Fortune
Why are you so hard to ignore?

(YOLO)

Wish we could turn back time Mexico City, Mexico City 09/25/24 (Wed) 00:29:43 No.163695

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Good luck man :DD

Fortune
Quantum Mechanics is a lovely introduction to Hilbert Spaces!
-- Overheard at last year's Archimedeans' Garden Party

Piteå Würzburg, Bavaria 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:35:26 No.163733

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>>163695
someone complained to boss about me looking bored and unmotivated

asked boss what specific instances or metrics so I could improve

he had fucking none just said he literally had to meet me due to corporate rules

20 min talk with him going like >hehe just bee yourself u got this ur a smart kid just be more proactive wash your balls and live love laugh:)

Rated: 3.5/5

Fortune
When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults.
-- Brian Aldiss

(YOLO)

Piteå 09/25/24 (Wed) 19:23:20 No.163739

>>163676
can't do the charity to dump surplus loop in finden?

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:06:10 No.163734 [Reply]

Why did this give me a boner

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:08:12 No.163735

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They should make a video game based in Luton :DDD

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:12:14 No.163737

>>163735

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:21:10 No.163738

>>163737

I want to simp these food reviewers something :DDD

Piteå Krakow, Lesser Poland 09/25/24 (Wed) 00:18:23 No.163691 [Reply]

My power went out.

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/25/24 (Wed) 03:33:54 No.163700

>>163697
I’m Jewish and ur Polish and u have ebullied me

Piteå Krakow, Lesser Poland 09/25/24 (Wed) 12:46:30 No.163713

Finally back on

I was worried this might be karma for telling my dad I donated to the floor victim's fund when I really didn't

Piteå Krakow, Lesser Poland 09/25/24 (Wed) 12:57:06 No.163714

>>163713
Flood*

Piteå Council Bluffs, Iowa 09/25/24 (Wed) 14:46:59 No.163718

>>163713
what you do comes back to you times 3

Piteå Krakow, Lesser Poland 09/25/24 (Wed) 16:35:14 No.163730

>>163718
It's true

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Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 09/25/24 (Wed) 14:59:07 No.163722 [Reply]

KGS

MadeleineMcCannpill me

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/25/24 (Wed) 15:06:44 No.163724

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She died in the hotel room and the parents covered it up :DDD

Chino Reloaded Ecatepec, México 09/25/24 (Wed) 15:27:40 No.163726

>>163724
Same happened in Mexico :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/25/24 (Wed) 15:50:23 No.163727

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>>163726

It's not uncommon for women to kill there children

It's so common they cover it up with sudden infant death syndrome :DDD

Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 09/25/24 (Wed) 16:20:25 No.163728

>>163727
Oh yeah, and it happens a lot with disabled/bsr children

Even dogs abandon/eat their pups if they're born disabled or malformed :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/25/24 (Wed) 16:22:48 No.163729

>>163728

Think doing anything with this nigga :DDD

Chino Reloaded Ecatepec, México 09/25/24 (Wed) 15:05:33 No.163723 [Reply]

KGS

Redpill me on the paranormal scholar

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/25/24 (Wed) 15:09:59 No.163725

John keel is the best paranormal researcher :DDD

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/25/24 (Wed) 03:34:52 No.163701 [Reply]

I’m drunk off Sapporo beer and watching hockey

chicago deep throat pizza Livingston, West Lothian 09/25/24 (Wed) 03:37:14 No.163702

i love those sapporo cans thatre shaped like pint glasses

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/25/24 (Wed) 03:42:42 No.163703

>>163702
I’ve seen those in standard (murica) 16 fl oz pint cans and 20 plus fl oz cans (we call them imperial pints in meri)

Piteå Krakow, Lesser Poland 09/25/24 (Wed) 13:10:11 No.163715

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Started watching Ameri sports again just in time for chiggy to have the worst franchise in all of them :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/25/24 (Wed) 14:50:29 No.163720

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>>163715

Baseball is ass bro :DDD

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/25/24 (Wed) 11:22:59 No.163709 [Reply]

KGS became muslim nigga aint drinking anymore he changed

he will smoke cigs because its allowed because not written in the quran :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 09/25/24 (Wed) 12:01:53 No.163710

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What makes you feel worst

Goyslop frozen meal or alcohol :DDD

Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 09/25/24 (Wed) 12:14:05 No.163711

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I'm gonna stop drinking alcohol too even if I only drink a beer or two each weekend

But yeah, KGS has changed, I remember when nigga posted spook :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 09/25/24 (Wed) 12:16:40 No.163712

>>163711

I have got a few spook books to read yet :DDD

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Chino Reloaded Ecatepec, México 09/24/24 (Tue) 15:11:39 No.163632 [Reply]

Share if you got the message

Wish we could turn back time Mexico City, Mexico City 09/25/24 (Wed) 07:21:54 No.163706

*shares*

Rated: 4.5/5

(YOLO)

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/25/24 (Wed) 10:38:27 No.163707

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Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 09/24/24 (Tue) 20:59:37 No.163682 [Reply]

@KGS

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/24/24 (Tue) 21:18:09 No.163683

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/24/24 (Tue) 21:29:26 No.163684

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Wish we could turn back time Mexico City, Mexico City 09/25/24 (Wed) 00:23:22 No.163694

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>>163683
wild Messi found in the wild :DD

Kgs
Aww
Liam

What footie team you root for?

Rated: 1/5

(YOLO)

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/25/24 (Wed) 00:45:45 No.163696

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>>163694

I dont mind watching football but I don't support a team :DDD

Wish we could turn back time Mexico City, Mexico City 09/25/24 (Wed) 01:20:08 No.163698

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>>163696

Fortune
I read the newspaper avidly. It is my one form of continuous fiction.
-- Aneurin Bevan