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East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 08/28/26 (Fri) 09:13:00 No. 295710 [PM] [Reply]

coworker uses windows notification sounds on his phone
absolutely psychotic behavior

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/28/26 (Fri) 09:28:39 No. 295712 [PM]

call the hospital

Piteå 09/18/26 (Fri) 12:51:31 No. 299385 [PM]

File: 1789735890749.jpg (1.51 MB, 2880x4350, Amusing ourselves to death….jpg)

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 09/18/26 (Fri) 12:55:44 No. 299386 [PM]

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AsianWomenWorshipper Leeds, Leeds 09/18/26 (Fri) 11:45:24 No. 299370 [PM] [Reply]

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Piteå Bern, Bern 09/18/26 (Fri) 11:55:14 No. 299372 [PM]

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>>299371
i always have backpack (+ cotton bag inside it) so i never buy plastic bags from supermarkets

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx São Paulo, Sao Paulo 09/18/26 (Fri) 11:56:42 No. 299373 [PM]

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>>299372

They use to be free in the UK

Now I pick up doggy doodoo with my hand :DDD

alan ody poos Solomon Paul Carter 09/18/26 (Fri) 11:57:10 No. 299374 [PM]

>>299371
bruh few good items there lets be real

even rich white girls would eat the strawberries and philadelphia cheese tho :DDDDD

AsianWomenWorshipper Leeds, Leeds 09/18/26 (Fri) 11:58:25 No. 299375 [PM]

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>>299371
this slaps :DDD

alan ody poos Solomon Paul Carter 09/18/26 (Fri) 12:00:12 No. 299376 [PM]

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>>299375
bro if you ever see these try it

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/18/26 (Fri) 08:00:04 No. 299354 [PM] [Reply]

whats ur score

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East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 09/18/26 (Fri) 09:49:43 No. 299359 [PM]

>short
>-10
pffft. You can tell this was made by some retard
I've seen a 150cm jungle asian last night in the store. Dude is permafucked. Elementary schoolers are taller than that. Literally what's the fucking point in coming to europe like that. You will never ever find a wife like that here, just go back home to the jungle and I'm not saying this in a racist way

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/18/26 (Fri) 09:53:08 No. 299360 [PM]

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>>299359
seen attractive white women simping short no nut alien phenotype koreans who looks like teenagers :DDD

AsianWomenWorshipper Leeds, Leeds 09/18/26 (Fri) 10:18:23 No. 299363 [PM]

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 09/18/26 (Fri) 10:55:27 No. 299364 [PM]

>>299360
Nigga those kpop asians are "short" as in 170-175 cm, and all that simping is just birth control
This dude was 150 and brown, guaranteed nobody will simp his ass. It was brutal. He should get a refund from god or something. It was a trauma for me to see how fucked he was, stop yapping stupid shit you are not kgs

Piteå Bern, Bern 09/18/26 (Fri) 10:56:49 No. 299365 [PM]

>>299360
stop yapping stupid shit you are not kgs

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/18/26 (Fri) 03:42:52 No. 299330 [PM] [Reply]

the more you drink coffee, higher testosterone
also drink with sugar so it does not spikes cortisol, Ray Peat talks about it

@ozma

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alan ody poos Solomon Paul Carter 09/18/26 (Fri) 06:45:52 No. 299349 [PM]

>>299348
1 Lee High Road, Lewisham, London, SE13 5LD

not blackpool buddy

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/18/26 (Fri) 06:48:40 No. 299350 [PM]

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>>299349

alan ody poos Solomon Paul Carter 09/18/26 (Fri) 06:58:01 No. 299351 [PM]

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>>299350
you like tamali ther thiruvizha and angapradakshinam?)))))

Piteå Bern, Bern 09/18/26 (Fri) 07:34:32 No. 299352 [PM]

>>299348
ok npc

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/18/26 (Fri) 07:34:54 No. 299353 [PM]

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>>299351

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blackout he/him 09/17/26 (Thu) 19:13:20 No. 299283 [PM] [Reply]

yenisei,
please respond on /jp/.

AsianWomenWorshipper Leeds, Leeds 09/17/26 (Thu) 19:17:19 No. 299285 [PM]

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Piteå 09/18/26 (Fri) 03:11:15 No. 299324 [PM]

i sitll love u :S
whyd u let ur friends go so hard on me

Rated: 4.5/5

Piteå 09/18/26 (Fri) 03:12:12 No. 299325 [PM]

we honestly
ur pig fuck "friend" mint moscow is a diseased rapist pedo scum from the depths
norway is a hollow man with no humor virtue or worth
same goes for almost all of you
i picked u out of all of them cause u have potential but honestly with the crowd u hang out with why bother
u can be just as bad

Rated: 0.5/5

vampX Meppel, Drenthe 09/18/26 (Fri) 03:23:17 No. 299327 [PM]

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Done. I promise be more frequent in the future, and you can rely in my promise.

Piteå 09/18/26 (Fri) 03:58:12 No. 299333 [PM]

>>299325
this was harsh but being headass with u feels corny

Rated: 0/5

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Piteå 09/17/26 (Thu) 16:50:20 No. 299265 [PM] [Reply]

80 IQ iphones are cool man bitches like it
100 IQ iphones are waste of money i will buy no nut greta phone
130 IQ since iphone cameras are the best on the market, taking great photos for online dating will increase your chances of finding a partner

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alan ody poos Solomon Paul Carter 09/17/26 (Thu) 23:01:18 No. 299310 [PM]

actual lee bro

real people of real life living in the real life dont think about their phone very much

tho

AsianWomenWorshipper Luxembourg, Luxembourg 09/17/26 (Thu) 23:24:06 No. 299316 [PM]

>>299310
the people who think about The Phone the most are the biggest normies and the biggest computer geeks. Norms think about them because iphone is the quintessential marker of social capital, computer geeks think about them because they like tech stuff but they are wasting their time because all phones are gay and bad and they would be better off thinking about The Computer. The Computer has it's own issues but it has cool shit as well, whereas with phones they are all bad and gay and cringe and they are all the same and noone can change my mind

I don't remember what my phone is and I will never learn or care about what it is. For the past decade I have bought the cheapest Tescomobile Motorola smartphone available from a depressed Bangladeshi man in the phone corner bit in a Tesco superstore. They are cheap, they are fine, they are terrible and gay and I will complain about them forever. I genuinely don't know how you niggers can tolerate The Phone, I always have it on do not disturb, I don't use any social media, I have no contacts and everyone I know despises me and doesn't want to talk to me yet even for me using The Phone is just constantly annoying. It is just constant digital waste all the time blah blah blah nigger shut up I just want some peace and quiet lol

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 09/17/26 (Thu) 23:52:50 No. 299318 [PM]

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>>299316

You can tell all the money went to alcohol and strachcards with this labubu :DDD

AsianWomenWorshipper Leeds, Leeds 09/18/26 (Fri) 00:09:10 No. 299320 [PM]

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>>299318

alan ody poos Solomon Paul Carter 09/18/26 (Fri) 03:51:01 No. 299331 [PM]

>>299316
wait until you meet The House people and the The Job people

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AsianWomenWorshipper Leeds, Leeds 09/17/26 (Thu) 20:28:40 No. 299294 [PM] [Reply]

bruh white women are all fuckin insane lmao

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Piteå Krakow, Lesser Poland 09/17/26 (Thu) 22:21:48 No. 299309 [PM]

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AsianWomenWorshipper 09/17/26 (Thu) 23:09:52 No. 299313 [PM]

>>299308
sex without love is meaningless, and love doesn't actually exist in a material sense, it only exists in an abstract musical form via flowery dork geek romantic nerd Peacville gothic death doom albums fron the 90s

umbasa

alan ody poos Solomon Paul Carter 09/17/26 (Thu) 23:11:50 No. 299314 [PM]

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>>299313

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 09/17/26 (Thu) 23:23:51 No. 299315 [PM]

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>>299313

You can tell this labubu has just paid off a chunk of his student loan with the amount of bullshite he has been posting lately :DDD

Eyes of the Night Moscow, Moscow 09/18/26 (Fri) 03:26:32 No. 299329 [PM]

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>>299313
>sex without love is meaningless
Based

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Piteå Elkridge, Maryland 09/17/26 (Thu) 19:58:26 No. 299291 [PM] [Reply]

neutering scheduled Monday

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 09/17/26 (Thu) 21:43:29 No. 299305 [PM]

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>>299304

Labubu just wants femboy ass doodoo :DDD

Piteå Elkridge, Maryland 09/17/26 (Thu) 23:01:42 No. 299311 [PM]

>>299292
one is already neutered
the og little guy isn't

i wasn't really going to bother with it, but he has 3 baby teeth that never fell out, and it's usually recommended to do that at the same time. figured might as well

alan ody poos Solomon Paul Carter 09/17/26 (Thu) 23:07:20 No. 299312 [PM]

>>299311
haha aw but wow thats alot of stuff at once

member 2 treat dogo real good 2 make up for it

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/17/26 (Thu) 23:52:49 No. 299317 [PM]

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>>299298

Fortune
It is like saying that for the cause of peace, God and the Devil will
have a high-level meeting.
-- Rev. Carl McIntire, on Nixon's China trip

Not A Jew With Trembling Knees Elkridge, Maryland 09/18/26 (Fri) 03:25:43 No. 299328 [PM]

>>299312
I will, but he’s gonna be mostly in his kennel for a few days
gonna suck, gonna hard to stop him from playing with the other puppo

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Piteå Krakow, Lesser Poland 09/18/26 (Fri) 00:02:46 No. 299319 [PM] [Reply]

Adam's pride as an American.

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Lolitsradan Cardiff, Cardiff 09/17/26 (Thu) 18:44:14 No. 299276 [PM] [Reply]

Right lads
So not only is my cooker cooked
My toilet cistern decided to crack and break so there is a torrent of water now
People are coming around later about it thank fuck
Also on a side note my mate told my ex I had no cooker and she came around with pizza – made me mega happy lol

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Piteå Bern, Bern 09/17/26 (Thu) 19:36:16 No. 299289 [PM]