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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/15/24 (Sun) 21:51:49 No.162672 [Reply]

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/15/24 (Sun) 21:55:21 No.162673

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Piteå Harrogate, North Yorkshire 09/11/24 (Wed) 22:19:28 No.162247 [Reply]

i am in England
It's ok but I hate my life

Rated: 4.5/5

Fortune
Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind.

(YOLO)

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Piteå Bienenbuttel, Lower Saxony 09/12/24 (Thu) 15:48:29 No.162309

>>162299
brother will go anyware but back to his own country

sunflower business 09/12/24 (Thu) 18:24:06 No.162327

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Wat, you running from wife? Aliments?

Piteå Lingfield, Surrey 09/13/24 (Fri) 22:43:41 No.162419

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London chews ass and sucks eggs

Random POC fights in the streets
Shoved around by crowds in stores
Trolled by Airbnb host to stay in luxury noisy expensive basement that smells like sewage and marijuana
Trolled by Uber eats guy who only delivered 50% of what I ordered

Macabre I still have to be here for 2 days until I can fly back to Bavarian workstables

Rated: 5/5

Fortune
My tears stuck in their little ducts, refusing to be jerked.
-- Peter Stack, movie review

His performance is so wooden you want to spray him with Liquid Pledge.
-- John Stark, movie review

(YOLO)

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/13/24 (Fri) 23:31:14 No.162422

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>>162419

Piteå Würzburg, Bavaria 09/15/24 (Sun) 20:57:31 No.162659

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It's good to be home but it's not good to be in Germany

Rated: 5/5

Fortune
Your wig steers the gig.
-- Lord Buckley

(YOLO)

極楽浄土 Bern, Bern 09/15/24 (Sun) 19:44:43 No.162654 [Reply]

with just one year of ketogenic diet you too can tank your metabolism to geriatric levels like kgs & co

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/15/24 (Sun) 19:54:41 No.162656

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/15/24 (Sun) 18:48:18 No.162638 [Reply]

AsianWomenWorshipper Ascot, Windsor and Maidenhead 09/15/24 (Sun) 18:51:47 No.162640

the date :DDD

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/15/24 (Sun) 18:53:22 No.162641

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>>162640
AWW post your ass vastra will be there in 5 minutes :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/15/24 (Sun) 19:02:13 No.162644

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>>162640

all them old school phone boxes always stank of piss :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/15/24 (Sun) 19:39:10 No.162652

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Should I set grindr to London and try and find reddit swede :DDD

AsianWomenWorshipper Ascot, Windsor and Maidenhead 09/15/24 (Sun) 18:49:31 No.162639 [Reply]

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is hungarian chinpo but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my bull (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! hes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ←- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/15/24 (Sun) 19:04:19 No.162645

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Piteå Council Bluffs, Iowa 09/15/24 (Sun) 19:32:41 No.162651

Hello new poster, enjoy you are stay !

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Hungarian chinpo tech tips Budapest, Budapest 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:41:23 No.162594 [Reply]

Sony is healing

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Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 09/15/24 (Sun) 17:30:19 No.162619

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Hungarian chinpo tech tips Budapest, Budapest 09/15/24 (Sun) 17:33:03 No.162620

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>>162619
Chino did you repost this on v

Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 09/15/24 (Sun) 17:35:08 No.162622

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>>162620
Yep :DDD

Hungarian chinpo tech tips Budapest, Budapest 09/15/24 (Sun) 17:40:56 No.162623

>>162622
lmao :DDD

Hungarian chinpo tech tips Budapest, Budapest 09/15/24 (Sun) 19:25:02 No.162650

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Thread reached 120 replies
lol :DDdf

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AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 08/05/24 (Mon) 19:47:48 No.157333 [Reply]

KGS: "alroight bab, oi'll 'ave the steak 'n' kidney pudding wiv deep fried hash browns, lashings of thick onion gravy, and a point o' scrumpy jack, pronto!"

The Brum Parents: "nooo, Mr Callum shall have the vegan asparagus and tofu casserole with a kale smoothie!"

KGS: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Hungarian bimbo: "good evening my good man! If I could be so bold, I would be inclined to order the authentic goulash (cooked skibidi pog style) encased in a buttery panko crumb with a three cheese filling! And ooh, if I may be so bold, 100 cans of the cheapest east euro lager available, hoohoohoo!"

The Magyar Parents: "um, actually Mr chinpo will have the cabbage salad with a mug of fruit punch. This bloke has been in goulash rehab and we don't want another relapse!"

Hungarian bimbo: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

KGS: "mate, these parents are fockin tyrannical, we need to have revenge, you know what Oi mean!"

Hungarian bimbo: "Indeed! I suggest that I utilise my highly pungent farts, and that you hurl your collection of sticks of butter at them!"
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AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 08/06/24 (Tue) 18:14:24 No.157466

>>157343
>>157347

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 08/06/24 (Tue) 18:26:54 No.157470

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>>157466

That dude said his son has autism

Not surprised with all the goyslop he feeds him :DDD

yung dacoit 08/06/24 (Tue) 19:10:55 No.157478

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Truly a Shrekspearean play, I applaud…

AsianWomenWorshipper Ascot, Windsor and Maidenhead 09/15/24 (Sun) 18:48:08 No.162637

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Hungarian chinpo tech tips Budapest, Budapest 09/15/24 (Sun) 18:57:19 No.162642

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what is aww smoking

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/15/24 (Sun) 04:35:06 No.162551 [Reply]

world of warcraft market manipulation

players HAVE TO buy raid potions before raid, so you can ALWAYS sell potions @ market.

just enter the market with big money and buy all potions and put them at high price, when they put normal price potions just BUY them all and put again, meanwhile pulling weewee to tranny ass do alt tab and BRUTALLY DESTROY THE MARKET

no survivors :DDD

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/15/24 (Sun) 04:36:17 No.162552

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when there is no normal priced potions they have to buy your overpriced shit

jewish AF :DDD

十万億隻 Bern, Bern 09/15/24 (Sun) 05:50:25 No.162555

maybe eve online is more up ur alley

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/15/24 (Sun) 10:16:23 No.162562

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Wish we could turn back time Mexico City, Mexico City 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:42:21 No.162595

>>162552
Jews have been doing the same with the housing market too :DD

Rated: 3.5/5

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貴種流離 Bern, Bern 09/14/24 (Sat) 12:48:32 No.162469 [Reply]

plz bro

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/14/24 (Sat) 14:40:23 No.162478

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Really want a energy drink rn :DDD

pepsi mode Turku, Southwest Finland 09/14/24 (Sat) 14:43:21 No.162479

>>162478
kgs

does uk have euro shopper?

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/14/24 (Sat) 14:44:32 No.162480

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>>162479

yeah it use to be super popular in the uk

then we got a sugar tax and inflation now its ass

250ml can was always 35p :DDD

末法末世 Bern, Bern 09/14/24 (Sat) 23:17:42 No.162535

>>162478
commuter train :D

Wish we could turn back time Mexico City, Mexico City 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:40:32 No.162593

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yeah why spend money on colliders when you can just give it away to feed niggers

Rated: 5/5

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Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 09/15/24 (Sun) 00:18:16 No.162540 [Reply]

I fixed Brazil

極楽浄土 Bern, Bern 09/15/24 (Sun) 00:47:00 No.162541

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i fixed reality

Piteå Council Bluffs, Iowa 09/15/24 (Sun) 02:02:24 No.162543

>>162541
which one you ?

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/15/24 (Sun) 02:36:26 No.162545

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I fixed a light dinner
Just a plate from the whole thing

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/15/24 (Sun) 10:24:59 No.162563

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>>162545

Looks dry af :DDD

Wish we could turn back time Mexico City, Mexico City 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:43:08 No.162596

>>162545
Looks good, provecho :Dd

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Piteå Krakow, Lesser Poland 09/15/24 (Sun) 02:15:59 No.162544 [Reply]

Adam is a BIG Meg Ryan fan.

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Piteå 09/14/24 (Sat) 04:38:49 No.162435 [Reply]

Can anyone draw one of these characters diving underwater with goggles and fins? You can also draw them with an air tank and hoses if you want.
They can wear bikinis or topless and bikini bottoms, high-cut one piece swimsuits, wetsuits, or be nude.

Piteå 09/14/24 (Sat) 04:48:01 No.162437

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sunflower business Warsaw, Mazovia 09/14/24 (Sat) 05:55:24 No.162438

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Huh, well, I gotta say, your characters suck…

末法末世 Bern, Bern 09/14/24 (Sat) 23:24:10 No.162538

look up the stable diffusion guides on /d/ or /trash/ or something

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/11/24 (Wed) 13:54:40 No.162216 [Reply]

why people keep saying windows is just working

firefox update not working, had to do manual, my firewall somehow decided to not work, i reinstalled

never had problems like that on linux

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Piteå Council Bluffs, Iowa 09/13/24 (Fri) 23:04:07 No.162420

>>162416
Meet me at middle point between north america and the asia on neutral ground

sunflower business Warsaw, Mazovia 09/14/24 (Sat) 06:05:14 No.162441

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>>162420
No, it's you meet me at my humble abode in Asia. Come and be my guest, we will serve you beautiful, beautiful, I dunno, soup or something.

Piteå Council Bluffs, Iowa 09/14/24 (Sat) 06:37:57 No.162442

>>162441
what kind of asia soup ?

sunflower business Warsaw, Mazovia 09/14/24 (Sat) 06:46:16 No.162444

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>>162442
Uh, last one I had was borscht, so maybe dat.

末法末世 Bern, Bern 09/14/24 (Sat) 23:22:42 No.162537

source? who has said that? i've never heard anyone say "it just works" about windows because the term isn't used in that kind of context. imagine inventing some strawman to feel superior to

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一死七生 Bern, Bern 09/14/24 (Sat) 09:28:35 No.162454 [Reply]

circular heterochromia. i so wan't to be special. grey is ass and isn't noticable but man imagine blue with a corona. or purple eyes. or actual heterochromia where both eyes are some different cool colour

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 09/14/24 (Sat) 16:09:14 No.162496

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>>162495

lol :DDD

Piteå 09/14/24 (Sat) 20:57:39 No.162527

I love you ozma but you're being a huge faggot

Piteå Diadema, Sao Paulo 09/14/24 (Sat) 20:58:43 No.162528

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>>162527

Piteå Moscow, Moscow 09/14/24 (Sat) 21:21:00 No.162531

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op wants to become anime w

also i have similar looking eyes ig, with a bit of a yellowish circle around the pupil, while the eyes themselves are grey ig
i think my grandma has some crazy mixed looking eyes, like brown in the middle and grey on the outer rim w

一死七生 Bern, Bern 09/14/24 (Sat) 21:45:15 No.162532

>>162493
grey, not blue. blue are piercing and ethereal and u'll know when u see one
>>162527
yeh i regret this thread but it was also kinda ironic cringe. please sage
>>162531
yeh it's pretty common and not actual heterochromia. should not have used that word. what ur grandma had was actual

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