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Aw, we ate together, we bathed together

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And I'm like, "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?"

  No. 306319 [PM]

I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize



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  No. 306317 [PM] [Reply]

Daww, big bowl of sauerkraut


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  No. 306290 [PM] [Reply]

Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place

  No. 306311 [PM]

But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me



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  No. 306289 [PM] [Reply]

But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming

  No. 306310 [PM]

But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn



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  No. 306292 [PM] [Reply]

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

  No. 306308 [PM]

Thought I Was Dead



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  No. 306278 [PM] [Reply]

Well now, who could that be?

  No. 306296 [PM]

I'll tell you what it said

  No. 306303 [PM]

Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel

  No. 306306 [PM]

Get 'em off me



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  No. 306282 [PM] [Reply]

I said, "You got any cinnamon rolls?"


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  No. 306193 [PM] [Reply]

Somewhere out there in this crazy old mixed-up universe of ours

  No. 306271 [PM]

And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside



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  No. 306208 [PM] [Reply]

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

  No. 306270 [PM]

And he says, "Yeah, what do ya want?"



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  No. 306197 [PM] [Reply]

So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel

  No. 306269 [PM]

Albuquerque, Albuquerque



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  No. 306203 [PM] [Reply]

So we got married and we bought us a house

  No. 306268 [PM]

If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"



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  No. 306267 [PM] [Reply]

And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows


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  No. 306199 [PM] [Reply]

Well, that's just great

  No. 306266 [PM]

Albuquerque



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  No. 306183 [PM] [Reply]

And I'm like, "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?"

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They were tearin' me apart

  No. 306220 [PM]

B (B)

  No. 306228 [PM]

'Cause I had my tray table up

  No. 306263 [PM]

He said, "No, we're outta apple fritters"



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  No. 306233 [PM] [Reply]

I say, "Who is it?"

  No. 306251 [PM]

Every single mornin'

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I said, "You got any apple fritters?"

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Albuquerque, Albuquerque



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