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  No. 306826 [PM] [Reply]

I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud

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  No. 306824 [PM] [Reply]

Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the AC

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  No. 306823 [PM] [Reply]

Every single mornin'

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  No. 306821 [PM] [Reply]

And find yourself in an existential quandary​

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  No. 306819 [PM] [Reply]

And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over

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  No. 306813 [PM] [Reply]

I even made employee of the month after I put out that grease fire with my face

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  No. 306810 [PM] [Reply]

So we broke up and I never saw her again

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  No. 306812 [PM] [Reply]

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

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  No. 306814 [PM] [Reply]

Noid

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  No. 306808 [PM] [Reply]

Living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house

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  No. 306807 [PM] [Reply]

"Who is it?"

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  No. 306798 [PM] [Reply]

It's okay, they're clean

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  No. 306801 [PM] [Reply]

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

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  No. 306800 [PM] [Reply]

And she said, "It's good for you"

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  No. 306395 [PM] [Reply]

When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself

  No. 306560 [PM]

This guy comes up to me on the street and he tells me he hasn't had a bite in three days

  No. 306797 [PM]

If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator


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