No. 308501 [PM]
The video is a food review from the channel Blue Van Man (some Brit*sh guy who spends his time eating inside his blue van). It’s titled “Burger King Festive Big King and The Ultimate Camembert Wagyu Burger”
The dude went to a Burger King in Colville (right across from a Morrisons) because the reviews said it was one of the better ones in the area (4.7–4.8 stars).
He was there to try the festive menu that Burger King released for the first time in 11 years.
The guy buys three things:
1. Festive Big King – £10.79
2. Ultimate Camembert Wagyu Burger – £11.49
3.Sticky Toffee Churros – £3
Then he climbs into his van, starts eating like an animal, and narrates everything with his mouth full, making weird noises the whole time (the comments say he sounds like Darth Vader or a cow mooing, lol).
How each item turned out (according to the ugly guy):
•Festive Big King
It’s a big burger with onion rings, cranberry sauce, jalapeños, lettuce, and some kind of sauce. The dude says it’s pretty damn tasty, he likes the onion rings and the sauce, but complains that it doesn’t feel very “festive.”
He says it’s better than McDonald’s, but it didn’t strike him as particularly Christmas-y. He compares it to “jungle challenge food” because of how loaded it is.
•Ultimate Camembert Wagyu Burger
This is the one he liked the most, man.
It comes with two Wagyu patties, Camembert cheese, cranberry sauce, and greens.
The guy gets genuinely happy: “This is delicious… oh how wonderful… I really like this.”
His face gets covered in sauce (it looks like blood) and at one point his dental crown even falls out (the comments lose their shit laughing). He says this one actually feels festive' and that if you’re going to spend the money, this is the one worth getting.
•Sticky Toffee Churros
At the end he talks himself into trying them even though he’s already full. He says they’re delicious: crispy on the outside with sticky toffee sauce. He recommends those too.
While he’s eating he launches into a very Brit*sh little speech about why food is so expensive.
He says people complain about the prices, but:
•The government keeps raising taxes and National Insurance.
•They’re hiking the minimum wage.
•All of that gets passed on to the customer.
•If companies aren’t making a profit, they shut down and stop paying taxes.
He himself, being self-employed, also passes costs on to his customers.
Basically he tells the complainers: “Shut the fuck up, treat yourself to a Burger King meal once in a while and enjoy it, because you only live once.”
No. 308543 [PM]
>>308538Mister Hong Kong
thoughts on Romanianmaxxing ?_?
No. 308544 [PM]
>>308543there's too exotic even for a worldly male lyk m3