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  No. 292921 [PM]

u know wat

i could become a farmer. just need to conjure some money first from somewhere so don't have to do it against debt

  No. 292922 [PM]

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  No. 292931 [PM]

Nigga it involves manual labour

  No. 292933 [PM]

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Sounds based but yea it's also not quite as easy as NEETing lol

  No. 292936 [PM]

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>>292931
>>292933
well, it involves exactly as much labour as ur able to handle

4 example how i see it:
level 1 u just tend to ur tree plantation and rent ur fields to some other farmer
level 2 u tend those fields too. maybe chicken pen
level 3 u have milk cows too

so obv i would start w/ just trees and then see how much more i can handle

  No. 292938 [PM]

most small farms operate on super thin margins and are at constant risk
unless you do some special deals and projects or have some niche you can cater to

Rated: 4.5/5

(YOLO)

  No. 292939 [PM]

>>292938
i'm wouldn't be big consumer more just schizo living in seclusion w/ wives and children

but yeh thin margins is y it's important to not have debt

  No. 292942 [PM]

>>292939
sounds like u just want to live in the woods in a cult-like secluded village (based) not actually be a farmer in society

Rated: 1.5/5

(YOLO)

  No. 292944 [PM]

>>292938
And govt subsidies, esp ever since they allowed the sale of ukrainian produce

  No. 292945 [PM]

>>292942
yeh but u have to have some useful work (i hate the endless beautifying shit ppl invent for their house or cottage. for me it's utilitarian dilapidated house and extra energy on farming)

  No. 292946 [PM]

>>292936
Start a permaculture and trick retards into volunteering to work farm
I think I still some dreadlocks laying around somewhere you can use :D

  No. 292947 [PM]

>>292946
ok ur hired (for free)

  No. 292952 [PM]

No joke this is the worst ozma idea yet, the more I think about it the worse it gets

  No. 292953 [PM]

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>>292952

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>>292952
ok maybe u have some hollywood idea of faming or something idk

when i have farm ur free to visit me to c how it's done

but first need to save up 500k or something from switzerland or being streamer or something. so it could take a few years

  No. 292960 [PM]

>>292947
Thanks boss
>>292952
It's because he's in midsummer mode and comfy with fam
Nigga be climbing barns with black nail varnish on

  No. 292994 [PM]

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Being a farmer is worst thing ever, even sweeping street is better. Dunno, unless you live on black earth it is highly inadvisable and practically a suicide mission if you werent born in a farmer family

  No. 292995 [PM]

>>292994
I grew up on a farm and absolutely nothing happened that mentally altered me whatsoever

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>>292995
Wat about dat mentality, boy? The hoe is waiting, gotta hill up dat potato boy it wont hill up itself

  No. 292998 [PM]

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>>292994
depends on country. i think it's not too bad in finlan. there's subsidies and eu subsidies, so it's not some miserable task

>>292995
yeh i'm not sure wat he means w/ that part

i would have plenty of farmer relatives etc to coordinate w/, if i did it. but i obv need money to get started, and extra money to pay for the work that would be too much for me

  No. 293000 [PM]

>>292998
It's a joke
I sniff2d loads of petrol and went staffas because I lived in the middle of nowhere
Now I'm here
Probably be more chill now I'm old like you are (you are a VERY old man who is aging) utterly you ain't cut out for farming
You ain't cut put for goldfish atm

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>>292998
Most countries have some protections for farmers so dat is not the problem

The problem is that youll not able to grow much. Not having the soil already is a fatal mistake, if you wont be able find some manageable place where some thing grown before and it wasnt cashcrops with thousand of kinds of fertilizer and pesticide then you are left to grace of God that your random seeds will grow at all

The labour isnt even the biggest problem, but if you would want to grow some thing and without some knowledge about the soil and having even not so bad soil is very difficult. Industrial farming is very different than small scale farming, if you are born in a farmer's house, you have soil that has history and you can be relatively sure of wat can grow on it. If you dont have dat, you are really out of luck, it will be far to expensive to grow

  No. 293008 [PM]

>>293005
He would have to be a millionaire to that
Small farmers are nearly subsistence at this point

  No. 293010 [PM]

you definitely couldn't handle it

  No. 293011 [PM]

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>>293005
there's plenty more farms around than there r ppl inheriting them who r interested in farming them. so u can buy one. i said 500k bit further up, which would be price of pretty big farm here

but obv i don't have that kind of money rn

  No. 293012 [PM]

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>>293008
Yeah, farming sucks. It doesnt help that megafarms can just use all kinda chemicals to grow cashcrops until soil just becomes desert
>>293011
Well, if it is dat easy, then there isnt a problem isnt there…

  No. 293017 [PM]

>>293010
That might be the most surface tiniest problem of all

  No. 293023 [PM]

>>293010
Come on
Ozma can be an airplane pilot
Doctor
AND Farmer

He totally isn’t a disabled retard with a Peter Pan lifestyle

  No. 293024 [PM]

>>293023
I'd watch this show 1000%



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