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  No. 304934 [PM] [Reply]

lol the funny thing is it probably works

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  No. 304933 [PM]

*snips*



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Featured on Oct 22, 2026 by Null: President Donald Trump has endorsed the Vivek Ramaswamy ad which features gubernatorial rival candidate Amy Acton's mother, in which she calls her a liar for having accused her step father of child molestation.

Fortune
I'm having a MID-WEEK CRISIS!

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>>304931
Never happened



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Gonna have this song playing while I open up a statement for the Richmond DSA, with a land acknowledgment that I am speaking on occupied Confederate land.
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>>304917
I am a Social Democrat as well. I am an Atlanticist Social Democratic Zionist.

Fortune
If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a deal faster.
        -- The Duchess, "Through the Looking Glass"

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>>304920
you are boned.

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  No. 304925 [PM]

>>304921
I hecking love social democracy
I hecking love fortified democracy
I hecking love funding the AFU
I hecking love Eretz Yisrael
I hecking hate the Democratic Socialists and would rather vote FPO than AFD or Die Linke

Fortune
I don't have any use for bodyguards, but I do have a specific use for two
highly trained certified public accountants.
        -- Elvis Presley

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>>304921
Or rather I dislike leftism, center left is OK tho
Same with fascism, it’s gay, but natcons can be OK

Fortune
Nowlan's Theory:
    He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from
    the next freeway exit.

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>>304925
you are based for not liking the cringe culture of the left in ameri, but zionism is shite sorry

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  No. 304923 [PM] [Reply]

i am libtarded.

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  No. 304928 [PM]

/bitch / anthem

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rate me better bitch

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  No. 304690 [PM] [Reply]

with the adblocker update wondering if I should change my desktop browser from chrome

what does staffas use?
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  No. 304725 [PM]

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I use ungoogled chromium, firefox and waterfox (also tor browser which is basically firefox with some patches). Kinda in no particular order but I only browse in non-private tabs/windows on firefox (no particular analysis went into it lol, more like I think all modern browsers are cooked from the perspective of users being in control of them, so firefox is mostly habit and IDK about it being "compromised", I remember it had massive changes during Quantum, i.e. version 57-ish but it was a long time ago)
I haven't tried Brave but for "feature"-free version people been suggesting Brave Origin (free on Linux, paid on other OSes lol)

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I use LibreWolf, only approved Staffas browser(approved by my Friend)

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went with FF

pretty happy with the results even if the new gui updates vs FF 15 years ago are kinda ass but whatever

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>>304785
Might install and use LibreWolf next to see if it's usable for worky and such



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  No. 304235 [PM] [Reply]

Turkposter pill me on guitars, my family is a bunch of muggles nobody plays anything. Not telling I'm going to buy one bc lol no time but I thought about it. I'm a total poser so I like Flying V (but I heard it's unusable outside of stages, unergonomic and huge) and Cherry sunburst (I like the color really) and there is this really sick Ibanez guitar I've seen on sale that also looks cool. Also I got pilled on youtube that now cheap chinese guitars can sound just as good as oldies made with unicorn blood so it's all smoke and mirrors
Also send music. Everyone welcome to send music. Idk whats rock, hard rock or metal or whatever just send me something with electric guitars and some melody to it. I started listening to van halen because some youtube guitar guy (smg) told me people were creaming themselves from his sound
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>>304802
bruh every time i actually eat @ macdonald aespas' attitude would play straight away

the only sexy song they got :DDDDD

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Going to grill shit tomorrow and listen to all your wonderful suggestions and drink booze

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>>304810
proud of you :DDD

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>>304810

hell yeah :DDD

  No. 304914 [PM]

I have glazed this record countless times on this board but this is still my favourite album of all time and has been for the last decade and at this point I think it will always be my favourite albun. This shit makes me feel things I can't put into words, it is godly fuckin spectacular soul-tearing shit it fuckin rules I love this album so fuckin much



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  No. 304910 [PM] [Reply]

I want to have my testicles removed

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  No. 304912 [PM]

Eugene my friend
Please post here more

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>>304912
don't worry
I'm here forever



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  No. 304666 [PM] [Reply]

Tranny news

Fortune
I don't know what Descartes' got,
But booze can do what Kant cannot.
        -- Mike Cross
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Someone will post it anyway so let's just get over with it

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>>304902
it's interesting back in the day when I legitimately wanted to kill myself I would view this site pretty often because it was the only one which actually approached the topic from a calculated, detached, attempting to be objective perspective

lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods/

It basically implied that self-immolation is the worst way to kill yourself in terms of the agony and time to die ratio and most videos I've seen of people burning to death seem to back that up for me at least just from how it looks. But this vid makes it seem like cosy ballsack death, would say he is maybe nodding out his mind on opioids or benzoes but he seems pretty lucid judging from the beginning idk

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>>304902
Flambé

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>>304904
He had a boner as he in incinerated himself, something was wrong with his mind Mr AWW.

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>>304908
I am transphobic :DDD



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!!! WARNING !!!
MintBoard May Experience Downtime In The Next Hours Due To Updates,,,,,,,,,,,,
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take the chink with you when you are done

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>>304881
no idea what that means

can you add webp support tho

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>>304890
yes we will complete the jira ticket sir *bobs head*

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День как день, только ты почему-то грустишь.
И вокруг все поют, только ты один молчишь.
Потерял аппетит и не хочешь сходить в кино -
Ты идешь в магазин, чтобы купить вино.

Солнце светит, и растет трава, но тебе она не нужна.
Все не так, и все не то, когда твоя бордочка легла,
М-м-м-м, когда твоя бордочка легла,
М-м-м-м, когда легла…

Ты идешь в магазин, головою поник,
Как будто иссяк чистый горный родник.
Она где-то лежит, ее не патчит админ,
И вот ты идешь на вечеринку один.

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  No. 304906 [PM]

No !!!!!



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How do you strive for freedom? What is the actual value of freedom? I have never seen anyone that is free.
Kant's principle of morality ("Act so that the basis of your action may be valid for all men.") is the exact opposite of freedom. Kant's principle means death to the individual impulses. For the liberty lover, that standard can never be the way all men would act because he only follows his own whim. Freedom means to oppose limiting behavior that tends to narrow one's options. It means stepping outside of one's own culture, society, relationships, personality, beliefs, prejudices, opinions and ideas. In casting off one set of restricting actions it becomes unavoidable adopting others, and so, if you are unitary you are not free. Any type of identity means that your life is chained to a determined course.

People have this yearning for something that doesn't exist. Politically speaking, "freedom" means you embrace selfishness. When courtesy tells you to not fondle your scrotum and then caress a child, that suffers from hyperosmia, in the face you sternly reject this premise and let the tepid whiff enter the life of this unfamiliar youngster.
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>>303952
Leper Leeds.

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>>303955
Understood uterus.

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>>303964
Fukushima fuck.

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>>303965
Eat the meal, seal the deal. Kill the seal and hear the squeal.

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>>303969
Become breakfast bashing bean broker.



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  No. 304869 [PM] [Reply]

got a free ticket on clayface in cinema
might review it after watch
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>>304895
I answered question on radio and won this xd

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more like gayface lol

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>>304896
epik eric male moment

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>>304897
yeah

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>>304900



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adam if u dont take down that banner im posting ur weewee pic

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>>304859
Anus explain urself

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that was already posted on the boards years ago by myself

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>>304871
Dawg is it true u got bumps on ur benis?

Fortune
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

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this was once revealed to staffasistas in a dream already

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You know wat I dream about? The field full of green, stretching far and wide over the hills and watnot. With cows grazing on it, and looking up, the azure glade of crystal color clouded by milk-colored vapor

Equilibrium of the nature, homeostasis of the system. And what I see is an image of the same, painted by a kindergarten kid with a pen. I see outside, and its a crazy painting of the most delirious junkie, canvassing our existence as something alien and intensly painful. Then, looking to the side, to wat matters most, to the tree and there, too, it has been replaced with a stick figure of brown color and a green bush at the top of it

And Im lost in this labyrinth. How do I get to the grocery store? All I encounter is paper, sometimes the paper moves. How can it move? The colors of crayons inhabit this world, suddenly invading from under and now spread far and wide. I live in the alien country now

The aliens, too, now exist in vivid green. They fly right in the sky, or rather, is pinned to it. It is as if everything is literally true now, watever ever said, now has existence in space and on paper. World habitated by paper is a terrible place, unnavigable, unlike any dream. And yet, I have to go to the grocery store, its a pressing matter. Ive got nothing to eat this morning and I need the food now

I cannot wait. An enormous paper bus wont let me cross the road. It seem that there was an accident. Which is absurd, in wat world do I live in? Aliens can exist and buses cant avoid accidents by flying, teleporting, bending all kinda rules. But no, they have to run into the paper car! There have to be paper casualties too! In most reddest of the red the blood is painted, splattered all across the flat image of a now destroyed car. The intensity of such an image instills only fear, for the violence is real, and it is far too real. I have to take an another route

I need my milk, I cant do without it. Thats all I think. The world is weird as it is. Everywhere I look at is lunacy, always some stabbing or some quarrel, some incomprehensible terrorism waged on a society which can do without anything of dat sort. Alien looks above us, next to his saucer, as the most normal thing. Who put him up here? Help me, Im stuck in a kid's imagination and its weirdly advanced and carelessly brutal

I have to go through tight alleys of the blocks. Those are impressive, their lines are perfect, made with a ruler. Perfectly symPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>>304884
pakistani-maxxing

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>>304884
bruh there's a part 2 :DDDDD

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>>304886
>>304868
The video is titled “NEW Chef’s Special Curry Review YIKES!!” and it’s from a fag bald Brit*sh YouTuber called Bald Foodie Guy (Gareth). It’s one of those supermarket frozen-food reviews he does almost every day.

The product he’s trying is a frozen curry from the Iceland supermarket chain (a cheap UK grocery store, kind of like a budget version of a big-box store but colder and sadder).

The official name of the product is:

Chef’s Special Deluxe Chicken Jalfrezi with Garlic and Chili

It costs £4 and comes in a 400 gram package. According to the packaging it’s “premium,” “no emulsifiers, no artificial ingredients or preservatives,” and they give it a 4-chili heat rating (meaning it’s supposedly pretty spicy).

Gareth starts as usual, super friendly with his “How are you all doing?” voice.

He goes to Iceland, spots the new product, buys it, and takes it home to tear it apart on camera.
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