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AsianWomenWorshipper Wigan, Wigan 04/15/25 (Tue) 14:27:38 No.188859 [Reply]

Hungarian chinpo: "I am the Nietzschean Ubermensch!"

Also Hungarian chinpo: "I'll have the gooey baked rustic camembert! Ooh, and a dollop of homemade caramelised onion chutney on the side, if I may be so bold!"

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Chineese century enjoyer Houghton-Le-Spring, Durham 04/16/25 (Wed) 08:26:43 No.189022

>>189021
Yeah, it's fucmimg macabre

Rated: 4.5/5

Chineese century enjoyer Houghton-Le-Spring, Durham 04/16/25 (Wed) 08:28:01 No.189023

>>189022
Thought was being clever coming in from Ireland, the buggers checked rest of travel and lol noped me
Still kept a gallon sangria thou :DD

Rated: 1/5

Abu Al-magyar chinpo tech unc Budapest, Budapest 04/16/25 (Wed) 08:33:02 No.189025

>>189023
Sangria = white office women wine EU edition
me mum used to drink it

Chineese century enjoyer Houghton-Le-Spring, Durham 04/16/25 (Wed) 09:00:53 No.189027

>>189025
Ye yeh yeee
Itbqas 15 % and I was turbo fucked for like a month because I was putting it through a soda stream :D

Rated: 2/5

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 04/16/25 (Wed) 10:27:21 No.189029

>>188991
Swim :DDD

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Piteå 04/16/25 (Wed) 01:29:46 No.188979 [Reply]

@mexislav

got another hoe, this hoe is not in my city, she is into feet (she wants feet get licked), she likes face sitting

she is very hot and her VJ is pink

tho she is kinda dommy what do you think should i go fuck her :DDD

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Piteå 04/16/25 (Wed) 03:13:34 No.188996

>>188994
that part was brutal like topic was sports, she saying i dont do any sports but i want to do pilates my friends doing basically yapping

i post bicep, said i do sports kinda

she literally sent me question mark and said okay cool :DDD

Piteå 04/16/25 (Wed) 03:16:12 No.188998

>>188995
bro i was 14 incel i started learning for bitches i even played live back then, then i quit because depression and started lifting, now im remembering the songs i used to play etc

all my life if i do something its for VJ :DDD

Wish we could turn back time Mexico City, Mexico City 04/16/25 (Wed) 03:33:39 No.189000

>>188998
>all my life if i do something its for VJ :DDD
yeah we can tell fam

>i even played live back then,
did you have a band?
did you ever compose or just play generic pop rock slop?

Like playing guitar isn't all that impressive for grills past high school but isn't entirely useless to get laid unlike lifting lol.

Piteå 04/16/25 (Wed) 03:42:47 No.189001

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>>189000
>did you have a band?
well i had a guitar teacher, he let me play with his band once during his concert, funny thing the drummer i played is best drummer in Ankara and probably in Turkey
>did you ever compose or just play generic pop rock slop?
played smoke on the water on stage, i know it's easy stuff but i was like 15 at that age so :DDD

no i never tried to write song, i just do covers, i have zero music theory

>Like playing guitar isn't all that impressive for grills past high school but isn't entirely useless to get laid unlike lifting lol

everything works basically. but hobbies are not that important. from what i can realize is most important thing to get hoes is being SMART. then comes looks and personality, and money ofc

hobbies just makes you interesting person compared to rest of the society who watches gidagidago nugget on tiktok 8 hours a day :DDD

Wish we could turn back time Mexico City, Mexico City 04/16/25 (Wed) 04:40:41 No.189005

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>>189001
>from what i can realize is most important thing to get hoes is being SMART.
Being smart is important, but I'd say the first thing you gotta achieve is being interesting (without sounding like a retard)
Interesting means sharing something the girl likes or thinks is cool, otherwise the conversation is dead from the get go.
Still some hobbies (eg guitar dance gardening cooking) are more interesting than others (videogames, finnish meme lore, gambling, drinking).
Gymbros may seem intimidating, pretentious and boring to some women. Okay fair enough it is wrong to say it is useless, just that artsier hobbies are safer.

>then comes looks and personality, and money ofc
yep

yeah okay being smart also works, but as long as you are smart(er) than the girl you're fine. Also this is something you (they) can't always tell from the get go so there you have it lol

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 04/16/25 (Wed) 03:18:29 No.188999 [Reply]

Ozma how’s high school going?

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 04/16/25 (Wed) 02:06:41 No.188982 [Reply]

Pizza thrash mexican = Thomas Wolsey

Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 04/16/25 (Wed) 02:32:27 No.188985

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Rated: 2.5/5

Pizza Thrash poster Mexico City, Mexico City 04/16/25 (Wed) 02:39:52 No.188986

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*steps* :DDD

Rated: 0.5/5

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 04/15/25 (Tue) 15:25:12 No.188867 [Reply]

Sold my tobacco shares

Did not like the way it was trading under trump

Getting 4.6% on my cash so that's good :DDD

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Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 04/15/25 (Tue) 20:52:47 No.188955

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>>188946
I gift this Mexican girl a bunny suit and she thanked me, she told me that she will exclusive pics but it has been almost a month and I haven't received anything

Rate

Rated: 5/5

Piteå 04/15/25 (Tue) 20:54:33 No.188956

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>>188955
brother you are cringe, you are better than this

stop all that shit and hit the gym :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 04/15/25 (Tue) 21:00:06 No.188959

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>>188953

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 04/15/25 (Tue) 21:02:35 No.188960

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>>188955

Bruh :DDD

Piteå Helsinki, Uusimaa 04/15/25 (Tue) 21:47:35 No.188965

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>>188955

Piteå Klimontow, Lesser Poland 04/15/25 (Tue) 18:11:38 No.188909 [Reply]

Storytelling is vital to any marketing strategy.

yours sincerely, kotia Tampere, Pirkanmaa 04/15/25 (Tue) 18:27:43 No.188910

once upon time bad guy make enemy site and enemy operating system

the end

Piteå 04/15/25 (Tue) 20:39:35 No.188947

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Pizza Thrash poster Mexico City, Mexico City 04/15/25 (Tue) 21:46:18 No.188964

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Rated: 0.5/5

Piteå Wroclaw, Lower Silesia 04/15/25 (Tue) 16:47:39 No.188875 [Reply]

KGS and Pitea are going to give me $1,000,000

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Piteå Wroclaw, Lower Silesia 04/15/25 (Tue) 17:40:34 No.188897

nft i mean

Piteå 04/15/25 (Tue) 20:46:20 No.188951

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KGS will be 50 sometime

his kids will ask him, dad what was about that yli circlejerk days were you a popular guy

brother will smoke a cig and think about all the time he posted :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 04/15/25 (Tue) 20:51:33 No.188954

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>>188951

Piteå 04/15/25 (Tue) 20:57:59 No.188957

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>>188954
KGS selling tobacco stocks and moving to Saudi Arabia be like :DDD

Chineese century enjoyer Houghton-Le-Spring, Durham 04/15/25 (Tue) 20:59:27 No.188958

>>188892
Imagine taking a look at this video and thinking the weat would win in a fight

Rated: 1/5

Chino Reloaded Ecatepec, México 04/14/25 (Mon) 17:25:47 No.188731 [Reply]

Hungarian Chinpo = Linus Tech Tips

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Chineese century enjoyer Houghton-Le-Spring, Durham 04/14/25 (Mon) 23:30:05 No.188797

>>188734
No me

Rated: 2/5

Abu Al-magyar chinpo tech unc Budapest, Budapest 04/15/25 (Tue) 04:38:20 No.188829

Chino Reloaded = Chino remastered

Chineese century enjoyer Houghton-Le-Spring, Durham 04/15/25 (Tue) 13:53:15 No.188855

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>>188829
💯

Rated: 0.5/5

加油！ 04/15/25 (Tue) 17:22:18 No.188889

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AWW = BritMonkey

Piteå 04/15/25 (Tue) 20:40:52 No.188949

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加油！ 04/13/25 (Sun) 19:09:39 No.188576 [Reply]

Why do brothers find gf, leave and don't really want to hang out anymore? Kids grow up so fast…

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yours sincerely, kotia Tampere, Pirkanmaa 04/14/25 (Mon) 22:01:20 No.188780

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that sucks dude..

but as it says on albanian-chinese communist friendship song: life constantly updates

keep your head up and try not to feel blue..

i know its easier said than done, after all we want a life of a honey bee, but the worlds wants us to be a dragonfly (old asian expression)

just need to stay strong…

Piteå Council Bluffs, Iowa 04/14/25 (Mon) 22:57:41 No.188791

>>188778
you will be uncle soon

加油！ 04/15/25 (Tue) 17:44:12 No.188901

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>>188780
Staying strong? Well, there is no other option. If an anvil falls on your head, dat gotta be sick joke, but in cartoon they all survive it so it ain't so bad. Well, he said that I can come to his home any time so it ain't so bad, considering they live in 5 minutes walk. Why would I disturb their equilibrium? If their fridge has good food, my demand for food increaes. Econ 101, Suply and Demand. (Life of a honey bee? Hey, that's best life… Or is it? Bee work all life and wat flower dat bee is polinate do? Grow, enjoy sun, big chill…)
>>188791
You think this is funny? Dat is not funny… (It's funny.)

Piteå Bad Bevensen, Lower Saxony 04/15/25 (Tue) 19:25:04 No.188921

almost everyone i know is dead

(YOLO)

加油！ 04/15/25 (Tue) 19:53:05 No.188930

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>>188921
Well, but life going on forward right? At least no one can take them away from your heart…

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Piteå Council Bluffs, Iowa 04/14/25 (Mon) 04:17:02 No.188664 [Reply]

In Spanish, "non-binary" is either "no binario" or "no binaria" depending on gender

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Chineese century enjoyer Houghton-Le-Spring, Durham 04/15/25 (Tue) 01:44:52 No.188816

>>188812
He just disentangle have sex much anymore
Finnasteride kills sex drive

Rated: 1.5/5

Piteå Council Bluffs, Iowa 04/15/25 (Tue) 01:53:25 No.188818

>>188816
I only use topical, I very much have a sex drive

Piteå 04/15/25 (Tue) 02:01:54 No.188819

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>>188816
norwood is same as white women hits 30 years old and left with single mom nigger baby :DDD

Wish we could turn back time Mexico City, Mexico City 04/15/25 (Tue) 04:54:45 No.188833

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>>188819
I thank Allah every day for blessing me with white skin and not cursing me with norwood

Honestly ppl with norwood should just go bald. Much better than having noticeable norwood.

Piteå Folsom, California 04/15/25 (Tue) 19:47:56 No.188927

council butts

Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 04/11/25 (Fri) 16:48:02 No.188114 [Reply]

A la deriva entre olas que
vienen y van
como sueños mil
puedo traer de regreso a mi
las memorias
que tengo guardadas muy dentro.

''Alicubi apud, memorias longinquas':
Aliquid intra me espergiselt.

Amorem indulgentiam,
maerorem dolorem conguoscebit
Omnia terminabit.

Eras semper prope me
Luro ut esses prope me.

Chino Reloaded Ecatepec, México 04/14/25 (Mon) 17:26:57 No.188732 [Reply]

AWW = Mr. Bean

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 04/14/25 (Mon) 21:55:57 No.188779

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AsianWomenWorshipper Wigan, Wigan 04/15/25 (Tue) 11:19:00 No.188845

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Chino = Max Rebo

Chino Reloaded Ecatepec, México 04/14/25 (Mon) 17:29:37 No.188733 [Reply]

Mexislav = Macaulay Culkin

Wish we could turn back time Mexico City, Mexico City 04/15/25 (Tue) 04:58:02 No.188834

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Naw, that's AWW man.

Chineese century enjoyer Houghton-Le-Spring, Durham 04/15/25 (Tue) 07:30:17 No.188839

>>188834
Epic

Rated: 2.5/5

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加油！ 04/14/25 (Mon) 19:56:45 No.188756 [Reply]

So, I suddenly got this 1 000 bonus rouble from Ozon. You can pay only 70% with bonus rouble. So, I bought 700 rouble ink(Parker) and 580 rouble paper(Rhodia), meaning I paid somewat 370 rouble in the end. Now, question, did I get cheated or it was really just free money? 🤔 (I had intent of buying paper and ink.)

Chino Reloaded Ecatepec, México 04/14/25 (Mon) 20:15:06 No.188762

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 04/14/25 (Mon) 20:39:38 No.188766

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>>188762

Nigger :DDD

加油！ 04/15/25 (Tue) 07:13:17 No.188838

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Jinhao pens are gorgeous, I've got my X450 today. Damn, I need money to buy them all…

Piteå Klimontow, Lesser Poland 04/15/25 (Tue) 00:58:49 No.188811 [Reply]

I wear Crocs

Piteå Bern, Bern 04/15/25 (Tue) 01:03:43 No.188813

me 2

random ones that were discounted, 4 indoors, since plastic sandals and flip-flops were ass

Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 04/15/25 (Tue) 01:07:08 No.188814

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Chineese century enjoyer Houghton-Le-Spring, Durham 04/15/25 (Tue) 01:44:17 No.188815

>>188814
Europe should sell its treasuries from the states, and just side with China, make it the reserve

Rated: rated/5

Piteå Klimontow, Lesser Poland 04/15/25 (Tue) 01:46:32 No.188817

>>188813
Wonder if mine are fake

Got off AliExpress but says they're made in Bosnia (even tho they shipped from china)