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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 11/22/23 (Wed) 14:28:45 No.125253 [Reply]

black people earn more money in welfare than a turkish guy working 60hours work week :DDD

Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 11/22/23 (Wed) 14:44:13 No.125254

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Niggers have it so good :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 11/22/23 (Wed) 14:46:19 No.125257

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>>125254

if they stopped paying these niggers welfare the inflation will stop :DDD

Piteå Krakow, Lesser Poland 11/22/23 (Wed) 12:40:14 No.125248 [Reply]

"Spare the rod, spoil the child…" Adam thought to himself.

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 11/22/23 (Wed) 14:19:23 No.125252

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 11/21/23 (Tue) 17:54:15 No.125178 [Reply]

where AWW @

inshallah we find him :DDD

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 11/21/23 (Tue) 19:05:32 No.125206

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>>125204

bruh what is the deal with this niglet navel

what yehaw obama hospital cut the cord mf's left half that shit on :DDD

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 11/21/23 (Tue) 19:35:18 No.125212

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>>125206
men only want one thing

femboy ass :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 11/21/23 (Tue) 23:32:33 No.125226

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>>125212

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 11/22/23 (Wed) 14:10:56 No.125250

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>>125226
https://voca.ro/179KYZTHyL92

(YOLO)

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 11/22/23 (Wed) 14:13:27 No.125251

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>>125250

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Piteå Omaha, Nebraska 11/22/23 (Wed) 06:50:06 No.125234 [Reply]

it’s so wild how many celebrities are being punished for criticizing Israel lol
israel is demonic

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Piteå Omaha, Nebraska 11/22/23 (Wed) 11:04:29 No.125241

>>125238
oh shit guys hungary anon is right
genocide/ethnic cleansing is ok because palestinians are homophobic
did you think you had a good point

mind-bogglingly r-worded and very revealing when someone says something as transparently stupid and shallow as what you just said

Piteå Budapest, Budapest 11/22/23 (Wed) 11:46:05 No.125242

>>125241
You are way too emotionally invested in a situation where there is no 'right', and there is no justification for genocide but both parties would do it anyway and they both think it's justified.
What do you think what happens if hamas wins? It would be just as genocidal since they consider israel invaders.
Do you think Israel will just let hamas go after rockets and shit? Of course not.

This isn't some clearcut ethics experiment where you just need to point out the genocide and say it's bad especially when the same can happen with the sides turnt given a condition and the state of things.

Piteå Budapest, Budapest 11/22/23 (Wed) 11:50:25 No.125243

And let's stop taking politics seriously, it tore apart bronnen

Piteå Omaha, Nebraska 11/22/23 (Wed) 11:54:37 No.125244

>>125242
lol only one side has been actively engaging in ethnic cleansing for over half a century

Piteå Krakow, Lesser Poland 11/22/23 (Wed) 11:59:38 No.125245

>>125243
I prefer bronnen

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Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 11/21/23 (Tue) 12:58:52 No.125138 [Reply]

KGS

Falkislandpill me

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 11/21/23 (Tue) 17:45:30 No.125177

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>>125176

hewat Livingston, West Lothian 11/21/23 (Tue) 18:05:36 No.125180

it not theirs
spanish never occupied it
no one ever occupied it
for that matter the antarctic region they claim is ours too, in fact the whole of antarctica might as well be ours

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 11/21/23 (Tue) 18:31:56 No.125190

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>>125180

they put it on their worthless money :DDD

male white corporate oppression Bad Bevensen, Lower Saxony 11/21/23 (Tue) 18:38:16 No.125194

>>125180
do you think prince harry will attack with a attack helicopter

(YOLO)

hewat Livingston, West Lothian 11/21/23 (Tue) 19:15:20 No.125207

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>>125194
for America maybe

Piteå Seattle, Washington 11/20/23 (Mon) 23:45:14 No.125114 [Reply]

I have nigger friends

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Piteå Omaha, Nebraska 11/21/23 (Tue) 05:11:06 No.125126

>>125125
cracker how was that weird ? what do you think black people do

Piteå Seattle, Washington 11/21/23 (Tue) 06:33:04 No.125128

>>125117
black people are based and satisfy my wife

Piteå Wallingford, Connecticut 11/21/23 (Tue) 06:56:06 No.125131

>>125125
>had
>was
>swimming
sounds like it drowned :DDD

hewat Livingston, West Lothian 11/21/23 (Tue) 18:10:13 No.125181

>>125118
women dont count

Piteå Krakow, Lesser Poland 11/21/23 (Tue) 19:02:15 No.125205

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>>125126
>>125131

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Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 11/21/23 (Tue) 18:50:37 No.125199 [Reply]

KGS

Transpill me

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 11/21/23 (Tue) 18:56:26 No.125201

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Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 11/21/23 (Tue) 18:46:31 No.125196 [Reply]

KGS

Scroolerpill me

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 11/21/23 (Tue) 18:49:21 No.125197

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Piteå 11/21/23 (Tue) 18:33:59 No.125191 [Reply]

imagine life without VJ

yep I don't need to imagine :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 11/21/23 (Tue) 18:37:11 No.125192

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Game Review yes, Mr. Poseidon 11/21/23 (Tue) 18:21:28 No.125182 [Reply]

Magical Girl Celesphonia Rewiev
by Kim Bong-taek, IGN

Introduction
We live in truly desperate times. War from all fronts, peace becomes a privilege. Only few would think about that maybe the ticking bomb started ticking, and soon the ones who thought peace is a given would be proven wrong.
In such troubling times you think how to not get crazy. Not become bored, to decrease stress. Humanity discovered that you could play games on a calculating machine, now wide range of entertainment is instantly available. Magical Girl Celesphonia, is it really a game worth be playing in the anticipation for an apocalypse? Short answer: Yes.

Premise
Magical Girl Celesphonia is a Japanese RPG that follows the idea developed by the previous game from the same developer. The mechanics are simple: You control the magical girl, called Celesphonia to defeat The Evil which includes Renegade, monstrums, … It's a traditional JRPG with varied locations and a lot of content. Not much to be said about the story, it's a vanilla Japanese plot about how the sudden schoolgirl suddenly becomes the magical girl and must now fight for her life…

Mechanics
Standard JRPG mechanics: You can press shift to run, move with the arrows or mouse. The game progresses after certain game events happening, like any other JRPG so you have virtually endless time to explore the world. However, most of the locations are not available unless you progress through story, for example, you would able to go to the Beach only after very long(more than 8 hours if your reading speed is very high). You would wish for the Beach to be available at the start, but, alas the Beach has not much content and it is understandable that it takes so long to get to it. The game has spells but compared to standard JRPG's Magical Girl Celesphonia has the system called "engrams". Instead of having skill points, the game relies on the SL you get after defeating monstrums. And with SL you unlock engrams which you can equip, number of free slots increases with your heroine's level. The game might involve grind if you play the hardest difficulty, but your journalist beat it with the second hardest with about two hour grind for SL. It's manageable though there will be times when you would wish tPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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yes, Mr. Poseidon 11/21/23 (Tue) 18:22:32 No.125184

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School
The heroine is just a school girl, as you might've guessed. This meant that she must attend school. Magical Girl Celesphonia keeps track of your attendance which is crucial to some aspects of the game. Your diligent journalist attended the class every day it needed to be done. Then your journalist thought - "If she is a school girl and has to attend classes every day except the weekends, where does she find time to study for the hard-famous Japanese university entrance exams?" - and it seems the heroine would ace Tohoku lest it be by her choice. Alas the world needs saving and she must do her best at the pen, and the sword.

Then your journalist encounters the photography club. At first they help with everything from monstrum data and equipment to additional missions. Once find out your journalist's heroine is the magical girl they decide to make pictures of her in the transformed suit. Let it be said "very typical of the photography club".

Back into the sewers your journalist go, to continue rescuing the heroine's childhood friend. The time has passed, and your journalist got uneasy on the thought that something might've happened to the friend. "Have I did wrong?", your journalist thought and then the game shows you mind-boggling footage of your childhood being fed only milk all day long without any other nutrients, not even a tiny slice of a pork cutlet, no, even quarter of a fish cutlet was served to the heroine's good friend. If this could've been avoided your journalist doesn't know still. Still, swallowed this grief your journalist helps the heroine with rescuing her childhood friend, with no mercy spared those who meditated this torture.

The story presses much interesting questions. First one would be "why is it so brutal?" and your journalist could not find the answer by that time. The childhood recovers from the trauma well and fast and in time begins swimming again. That's the heroine's friend's favorite sport after all, and so things posed to get well… Until the game tells there are many, many other monstrums out there and Magical Girl Celesphonia real story begins.

yes, Mr. Poseidon 11/21/23 (Tue) 18:23:29 No.125185

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Todd Howard Connection
It is never sunny in the city of the game Magical Girl Celesphonia. Even when it is Renegades steal the show. The game promts your journalist with difficult decisions which not at first obvious if they affect thr story or would not. However, the game bears resemblance to the classics of the TES genre.

Start with magic. Some spells were outright copied from Morrowind, like healing and teleportation. The locations such as the "School" or the "Station" looked much like those from Oblivion. The story unfolded much like Skyrim. Too suspicious for your journalist's eyes this resemblance was. Would it be really possible to do such a game without Bethesda's at least approval and direct involvement at most? Talking with employees at Bethesda on anonymous terms reveals unexpected: Todd Howard, professional chess player and the Bethesda chancellor, might have turn to the East. "In these difficult times such as we have", says the unnamed employee, "it is hard to make games that sell. Our team brainstormed many ideas, many creative ones or those like 'make SIMS but with magic'. From the side it looked like desperate grasping for straws… Then boss told us that we must research the East Asian game market. Asked why he told us since Asian market is very different from our own we might have possibility to make a game which would be eccentric." Asked "eccentric to what" leave no reply… On the second attempt on talking to the Bethesda employees your journalist finds uneasy silence. Not even the cleaning lady would want to speak even a mouthful of words. Much of the said remains ever unproved and obscure…

yes, Mr. Poseidon 11/21/23 (Tue) 18:23:53 No.125186

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Arnold Schwartzenegger Video Controversy
The story goes on like Niagara Falls too fast for to get a sense. Monstrum this Renegade that, your journalist had very hard time keeping track of the flow and wished for just a tiny thin trickle. At this point in time of the story of Magical Girl Celesphonia great evil lies below, where below and how evil is the great evil reminds unkown for sure. Then the medical lady from the school mysteriously disappears. No one could get a clue about her whereabouts and thus your journalist's heroine decided to take up for the task alone. Feeling tired the heroine returns home from long, staunch study at the class. Just entering the home ready to relax the heroine receives a mysterious link while clicking it by accident reveals a video and fear "this might be a virus". From a very brief visage of the first frame of the video which the game shows your journalist thought about some shady room with no feel of a window or a living being present.

"Really", thought your journalist, "a boxing ring?" At least the energy was like that. Taking this mysterious link to the photography club reveals other details. Some students in the school have been reported strange, odd videos being sent to them. The game characters, describing it as "obscene, outrageous, ingenue", your journalist pictured a great horror in the video. Maybe a very heavy illegal boxing match? Then the game shows you the transcripts from the video, which appears to be Arnold Schwartzenegger giving an inspiring speech. Your journalist could not take a joke. Was this intended? Was this a game error? Or was this mysterious traditional Japanese humour taking forms? This never explained, once said, the next second forgotten forever…

Your jounalist then found the boxing ring by pure chance, by advice of the childhood friend. Why, was the friend interested in boxing too? Seems like it, down to the described location your journalist go. After some tiresome levels where the game forces you to wrestle for the heroine's life, the medical lady is finally rescued safe and sound by the heroine's effort only.

yes, Mr. Poseidon 11/21/23 (Tue) 18:24:25 No.125187

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Multiverse Theory
The late night is nigh, the story or at least it seemed like that so for your journalist. Having read on and on about the adventures and the conspicuous evil, the pieces finally began to form the full picture. The primordial evil really existed and was really evil. So evil could resurrect itself after being defeated, shred into pieces, flattened and hit by a bludgeon like a seal in Japan, a perilous evil one on that. Your journalist's heroine tries then to defeat it using nothing but valor and pure heart of the magical girl. The battle ensued long and tiresome, bloody, unreasonably stubborn and cheeky. After your journalist finally defeats the evil happens outrageous: The evilest of all evil uses an underhanded tactic with effect of that of very hidden and subtile banana peel. On which your journalist slips by no accident.

And this is where your journalist began to really admire the game, Magical Girl Celesphonia. Seemingly travelling in time, your valiant journalist has to defeat the evil at all costs striving at least twice as hard now. The same tiring fighting sequence ensued. And this time, right after the evil to be defeated once and for all a mysterious scientist shows up, using a voice changer device sounding very Glasgow-like. And at that time, yours truly, stood up and applauded loudly.

Conclusion
Magical Girl Celesphonia, is it a great game worthy of a prize? Your journalist seems to think so. From challenging mechanics to hard missions and quests such as always doing someone else's work at all times, Magical Girl Celesphonia is a rememberable experience which will challenge many gamers and keep many eccentric story readers interested. This is the perfect game to anticipate an apocalypse to.
10/10.

Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 11/21/23 (Tue) 18:25:05 No.125188

Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 11/21/23 (Tue) 16:42:26 No.125169 [Reply]

To change your official gender in Poland you have to sue your parents, causing trauma for trans people

https://notesfrompoland.com/2023/03/31/to-change-your-official-gender-in-poland-you-have-to-sue-your-parents-causing-trauma-for-trans-people/

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 11/21/23 (Tue) 16:58:41 No.125172

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 11/21/23 (Tue) 17:05:23 No.125174

bruh tell that to trans & femboy polish niggas I sext with :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 11/21/23 (Tue) 17:12:59 No.125175

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>>125174

when turk poster imam finds the femboy discord :DDD

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 11/21/23 (Tue) 14:14:14 No.125144 [Reply]

girl I like started dating someone

it is really over

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 11/21/23 (Tue) 14:40:36 No.125155

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>>125154

should have told her your a serial killer and show her gore on your obama phone :DDD

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 11/21/23 (Tue) 14:42:46 No.125156

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>>125155
it's not about the girl

it's the fact that I feel like still I can't fit in society and I didn't developed healthy social skills I get very emotional when shite like this happens

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 11/21/23 (Tue) 14:44:08 No.125157

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>>125156

me was same

then broke leg

now I am happy for life and I can walk again

inshallah :DDD

Piteå Krakow, Lesser Poland 11/21/23 (Tue) 16:43:11 No.125170

Way more women out there

摆烂 Lübeck, Schleswig-Holstein 11/21/23 (Tue) 16:54:38 No.125171

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happened to me (7 years ago)

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 11/20/23 (Mon) 18:20:05 No.125069 [Reply]

I sent message to irish girl :DDD

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 11/20/23 (Mon) 22:14:56 No.125102

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>>125099
german people may be the most annoying people in the earth turks shoulda wageslave for UK or France :DDD

Piteå Bad Bevensen, Lower Saxony 11/21/23 (Tue) 16:10:20 No.125160

>>125099
no they didnt

(YOLO)

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 11/21/23 (Tue) 16:19:15 No.125164

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>>125160

Piteå Bad Bevensen, Lower Saxony 11/21/23 (Tue) 16:34:01 No.125166

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>>125164
only 15% of them worked the rest went welfare they were introduced by the occupying forces to slow down german growth because they were mad that germany was surpassing them only 15-20 years after the war

(YOLO)

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Coventry, Coventry 11/21/23 (Tue) 16:37:41 No.125167

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>>125166

Piteå Würzburg, Bavaria 11/20/23 (Mon) 09:44:50 No.125026 [Reply]

Unable to find any more escape by watching movies, playing games or browsing the web. Can't escape by going outside (Germanoid urbanism)

Time slips by
Plans for today and tomorrow are still unfinished a month later

Living life on lolamode between vegetable and existential horror

Rated: 0/5

Fortune
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.

(YOLO)

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Piteå Würzburg, Bavaria 11/21/23 (Tue) 11:33:53 No.125134

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today there was a freezing little kitten outside curled up into a ball next to our door

took xim in, made xim warm and then nagging wife called the police to come and take it away

sadness rogaland

Rated: 4/5

Fortune
A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation.

(YOLO)

Piteå Bad Bevensen, Lower Saxony 11/21/23 (Tue) 16:06:28 No.125159

>>125133
70c for 0,5

Rated: 4/5

(YOLO)

Piteå Würzburg, Bavaria 11/21/23 (Tue) 16:16:45 No.125162

>>125159
You're right. There's ultra cheapass wine too for like 50 cent probs too

Rated: 1/5

Fortune
If you want to travel around the world and be invited to speak at a lot
of different places, just write a Unix operating system.
-- Linus Torvalds

(YOLO)

Piteå Würzburg, Bavaria 11/21/23 (Tue) 16:18:00 No.125163

>>125162
sry meant beer

Rated: 3/5

Fortune
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
appreciates how difficult it was.

(YOLO)

Piteå Bad Bevensen, Lower Saxony 11/21/23 (Tue) 16:20:02 No.125165

>>125162
theyre beer flavoured alcoholic water

(YOLO)

Chino Reloaded Mexico City, Mexico City 11/21/23 (Tue) 14:00:48 No.125143 [Reply]

@Hungarian chino

Piteå Budapest, Budapest 11/21/23 (Tue) 16:15:45 No.125161

UFD tech makes a better case for it but I'm still not sold on this from a technology standpoint.
The analog sticks should be the standard length, they are the shorter psvr2 controller ones. This makes the aiming in an fps more painful since you don't have a resolution of the standard ds5 stick on that short distance where the sticks engage (aka it's more similar to Switch sticks). This makes harder to replace them once they go bad since the volume of production wont be at the level of the ds5 sticks.
I think it's very irresponsible of playstation to rely on the customer's router to maintain a connection to the portal since I imagine there will be people who still have routers with sub-gigabit connections to their playstations (why upgrade when the internet connection is slow, right?) This is kind of where the whole "tech reviewer reviews things" model falls apart because they will always have the best wifi and networks.
Still this thing will have the best ergonomics compared to any of the handhelds but it will probably remain a niche product.

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