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White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 01/26/26 (Mon) 07:46:27 No.241485 [Reply]

Sent CV to apply for a s(c)r(um) master position.
Made up some fake experience on resumé. Hope it does the trick.

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Piteå Ulverston, Cumbria 01/26/26 (Mon) 09:32:21 No.241488

Gl
Should be reet if you put them at bottom

Piteå Mexico City, Mexico City 02/05/26 (Thu) 03:46:46 No.244319

10 days still no reply

okay maybe I will seek some minor scrum internship role or whatever so I don't have to do as much bullshitting my way through.

Agile management and making powerpoints seems like such a retarded soulless corporate job I unironic want to try to fit for the role lol.

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 02/05/26 (Thu) 04:05:38 No.244320

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No has intentado enviarle tu CV a computrabajo, así conseguí empleo. :DDD

Anti woke leftist (niggers) Naaldwijk, South Holland 02/05/26 (Thu) 04:23:25 No.244322

>>244319
Send it again nigga
People like a try hard
By that I mean management
Can't hurt

(YOLO)

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 02/05/26 (Thu) 13:12:53 No.244458

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>>244322
This

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 02/05/26 (Thu) 08:22:59 No.244392 [Reply]

I hope CHINA save us gamers from bruh computer parts
fuck west
fuck AI
death to ameriKKKa

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 02/05/26 (Thu) 09:56:24 No.244398

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>>244396
>>244397
it's time to address the elephant in the room

being gamer in 2026 is like being jew in 1942 :DDD

Anti woke leftist (niggers) 02/05/26 (Thu) 12:08:40 No.244417

GAMER HOLOCAUST
Tho gamer Holocaust in Turkey be like Armenian genocide
Erdogan holding steam keys and boi puss over ur head while to weak to get it :DD

(YOLO)

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 02/05/26 (Thu) 12:33:15 No.244431

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>>244417
you cant beat a nigga who eats dry ass chicken all day just to get strong

enemies will lose victory is near :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Durham, Durham 02/05/26 (Thu) 12:54:49 No.244439

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>>244431

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 02/05/26 (Thu) 13:07:39 No.244454

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>>244439

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悪行三昧 Bern, Bern 02/05/26 (Thu) 06:03:21 No.244351 [Reply]

maybe i should study medicine and become doctor

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Anti woke leftist (niggers) 02/05/26 (Thu) 07:45:11 No.244388

>>244387
I've a constant stream I'm not irritated, haven't even really cursed at you
Just pointing out it's silly or really brave

(YOLO)

Piteå Wroclaw, Lower Silesia 02/05/26 (Thu) 12:36:59 No.244432

I thought you didn't like school?

Becoming a medical doctor requires more annoying ass study volume than basically anything else and added pressure of clinical work.

Anti woke leftist (niggers) 02/05/26 (Thu) 12:46:09 No.244434

>>244432
He's delusional
Like tuekposter said he didn't finish high school and I will tell him this for nothing that most medical courses do not accept secondary qualifications
Nigga is smart but he isn't smart like a doctor

(YOLO)

Anti woke leftist (niggers) 02/05/26 (Thu) 12:48:16 No.244437

>>244434
Imagine being on a ward and dr ozma comes in
You're hooked up with tubes , can't breath without mechanical supervision
And dr ozma comes and rests his hand on yours
And you can only think
>Is dis nigga alright
As you weakly brush egg shells from the side of his lips

(YOLO)

Piteå 02/05/26 (Thu) 13:00:35 No.244450

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Anti woke leftist (niggers) Doetinchem, Gelderland 02/05/26 (Thu) 05:13:58 No.244330 [Reply]

Thank God they released these files
Look at this fucking worm
It's over for him lmfaooooooo

(YOLO)

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Solomon Paul Carter fat liver club 02/05/26 (Thu) 12:21:15 No.244422

>>244420
>>244421
epic

East Turkestan berserker chinpo Budapest, Budapest 02/05/26 (Thu) 12:21:22 No.244423

>>244406
Starmer has a vision. In dire times he steps up to make everything worse.

Piteå 02/05/26 (Thu) 12:22:34 No.244424

>>244416
a pic on the internet? i believe it

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Durham, Durham 02/05/26 (Thu) 12:23:53 No.244425

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>>244421

There was a place in Malta they did custom tshirts

Could have got them to make me a t-shirt with this on it lol :DDD

AsianWomenWorshipper (flanged) Basildon, Essex 02/05/26 (Thu) 12:59:48 No.244446

>>244406
>>244416
>>244423

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悪行三昧 Geneva, Geneva 02/05/26 (Thu) 11:30:46 No.244407 [Reply]

for me it's jenkem

Princess Moscow, Moscow 02/05/26 (Thu) 12:28:08 No.244427

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KGS loved jenkem :D

AsianWomenWorshipper (flanged) Basildon, Essex 02/05/26 (Thu) 02:42:33 No.244298 [Reply]

Swissy is an interesting character to me because he just constantly posts the most retarded shite imaginable all the time, but it never seems to annoy me or piss me off for some reason, whereas with any other poster they could say something far less stupid and I would post a load of ranting bullshit about it. But with swissy, it's kinda like you keep goldfish and he's the one retarded goldfish with a huge cancerous growth sticking out of his head and he keeps repeatedly swimming into the side of the tank, but he's kinda cute and harmless so you just let him do his dumbass shit, idk

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Anti woke leftist (niggers) Doetinchem, Gelderland 02/05/26 (Thu) 05:21:51 No.244340

>>244336
Do you not eat crushed up eggshells?
>>244337
Nigga he's sterile, xer hrt will make sure xhey are flinging dud chud muck forever
Nigga probably gets wet like a lady

(YOLO)

Anti woke leftist (niggers) Doetinchem, Gelderland 02/05/26 (Thu) 05:22:22 No.244341

>>244340
I am the yolo king

(YOLO)

East Turkestan berserker chinpo Budapest, Budapest 02/05/26 (Thu) 05:35:41 No.244343

>>244313
>>244315
There were two avatar threads one for each of us

Piteå Mexico City, Mexico City 02/05/26 (Thu) 05:50:08 No.244344

>>244343
ahh that makes sense now ty

Anti woke leftist (niggers) 02/05/26 (Thu) 12:11:24 No.244418

>he's the one retarded goldfish with a huge cancerous growth sticking out of his head and he keeps repeatedly swimming into the side of the tank

Woke up and laughed at this again

(YOLO)

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悪行三昧 Bern, Bern 01/26/26 (Mon) 12:43:29 No.241513 [Reply]

yenisei coded meme

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悪行三昧 Bern, Bern 02/05/26 (Thu) 09:10:16 No.244394

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White shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 02/05/26 (Thu) 10:28:40 No.244401

Classic Ozma thread

the sphinx 02/05/26 (Thu) 11:57:58 No.244410

Can I be uncoded? Trying to escape the matrix

the sphinx 02/05/26 (Thu) 11:59:10 No.244412

Can I be uncoded? Trying to escape the matrix

Anti woke leftist (niggers) 02/05/26 (Thu) 12:00:40 No.244415

You know an Zionist invented fidget spinners for Palestinians so they wouldn't throw bricks

(YOLO)

Anti woke leftist (niggers) Ulverston, Cumbria 02/04/26 (Wed) 18:26:26 No.244134 [Reply]

Make this a banner for the site this INSTANT

(YOLO)

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Solomon Paul Carter fat liver club 02/05/26 (Thu) 05:16:56 No.244335

>>244326
Eugene? My least enjoyed poster

Piteå Mexico City, Mexico City 02/05/26 (Thu) 05:51:28 No.244345

>>244220
I´m blind and can barely see who´s there

Anti woke leftist (niggers) Doetinchem, Gelderland 02/05/26 (Thu) 05:52:27 No.244346

>>244345
Pope, crown Prince of Dubai, trump etc

(YOLO)

Piteå Mexico City, Mexico City 02/05/26 (Thu) 05:54:27 No.244349

>>244346
lol epicc

Anti woke leftist (niggers) 02/05/26 (Thu) 07:05:00 No.244368

>>244349
The a team

(YOLO)

悪行三昧 Bern, Bern 02/05/26 (Thu) 06:52:44 No.244358 [Reply]

THE PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL

悪行三昧 Bern, Bern 02/05/26 (Thu) 06:57:45 No.244361

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nationalise/federalise voting (+voter id) and ICE @ polling locations

even adam will think twice b4 trying any funny business

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Anti woke leftist (niggers) Doetinchem, Gelderland 02/05/26 (Thu) 06:01:37 No.244350 [Reply]

Can't use that one mate.

(YOLO)

AsianWomenWorshipper (flanged) 02/05/26 (Thu) 01:55:49 No.244283 [Reply]

this is the most beautiful woman on earth

Anti woke leftist (niggers) 02/05/26 (Thu) 01:57:25 No.244284

That's my mum

(YOLO)

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Durham, Durham 02/05/26 (Thu) 01:58:26 No.244286

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How has this nigga not gone Thailand yet :DDD

Solomon Paul Carter fat liver club 02/05/26 (Thu) 02:16:37 No.244292

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Powerful,,,,,

Anti woke leftist (niggers) 02/05/26 (Thu) 02:25:47 No.244295

>>244286
Their asses aren't flat enough :DD

(YOLO)

East Turkestan berserker chinpo Budapest, Budapest 02/05/26 (Thu) 04:26:37 No.244323

>>244284
me mum died in the holly

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 02/05/26 (Thu) 01:39:15 No.244270 [Reply]

Liam
As our resident Irish nationalist I want you to steelman something for me
Steelman why the Irish Catholics in NYC rioted and lynched black people in outrage over the emancipation proclamation while Protestant and Jewish northerners willingly volunteered to kill the slavers.

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Durham, Durham 02/05/26 (Thu) 01:44:18 No.244276

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw Riverside, California 02/05/26 (Thu) 01:45:35 No.244277

>>244276
Too busy fantasizing about mowing down inbreds with a Henry Rifle when they come at me with some smoothbore shit sorry

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw Riverside, California 02/05/26 (Thu) 01:47:25 No.244278

>>244277
Battle of Franklin idyllic

Anti woke leftist (niggers) Ulverston, Cumbria 02/05/26 (Thu) 01:47:45 No.244279

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>>244276

(YOLOEST)

Anti woke leftist (niggers) Naaldwijk, South Holland 02/05/26 (Thu) 04:18:36 No.244321

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Ody is loomering btw

(YOLO)

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悪行三昧 Bern, Bern 01/06/26 (Tue) 18:53:48 No.236727 [Reply]

when will they make mini black hole @ CERN that swallows everything w/in 10km radius

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 01/06/26 (Tue) 19:57:57 No.236741

>>236740

East Turkestan berserker chinpo Budapest, Budapest 01/07/26 (Wed) 10:39:09 No.236935

>>236729
savage

White shrekxican 01/07/26 (Wed) 22:13:13 No.237032

>>236729
Holy shit what a roast lol

You should smoke Ulverston, Cumbria 01/07/26 (Wed) 22:24:54 No.237048

>>236729
Lmfao

Rated: 0.5/5

Piteå Mexico City, Mexico City 02/05/26 (Thu) 03:28:59 No.244316

>>236729
legendary staffas post

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 02/05/26 (Thu) 01:50:17 No.244280 [Reply]

Momo be like chess is bad, but killing people who draw a cartoon of me is good.

Anti woke leftist (niggers) 02/05/26 (Thu) 01:54:32 No.244281

Jews be like I can't answer the phone on Sunday because it's against God then go right back to anally raping a small child 🍼🥒

(YOLO)

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 02/05/26 (Thu) 01:59:30 No.244287

>>244281
>sunday
>sodomy
>kids

Bro is describing the “Holy Roman Catholic Church”

Piteå Wroclaw, Lower Silesia 02/05/26 (Thu) 02:03:16 No.244289

Ody-san r u religious?

Anti woke leftist (niggers) 02/05/26 (Thu) 02:22:21 No.244293

>>244287
Describing a typical Orthodox family in New York actually

(YOLO)

Anti woke leftist (niggers) 02/05/26 (Thu) 02:22:41 No.244294

>>244289
Nah he's just racist

(YOLO)

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 02/05/26 (Thu) 02:06:54 No.244290 [Reply]

KGS I have heard the highest views at a time on Dlive are like 60 viewers a steam
Not sure if it will survive, maybe it’s like rumble just naked money laundering :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Durham, Durham 02/05/26 (Thu) 02:09:16 No.244291

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I could switch to kick but everyone seems to like dlive lol :DDD