No. 1338 [PM]
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
No. 1341 [PM]
You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation
No. 1380 [PM]
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
No. 1420 [PM]
Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor
No. 1617 [PM]
I said, "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"
No. 1720 [PM]
Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil
No. 1734 [PM]
You know why?
No. 1748 [PM]
That's all I'm really tryin' to say