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Albuquerque
Albuquerque
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Well, that's just great
Well, that's just great
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And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over
And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over
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There's no answer
There's no answer
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I was gettin' a lot of attitude
I was gettin' a lot of attitude
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Yes, indeed, you better believe it
Yes, indeed, you better believe it
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Uh, well, uh, okay
Uh, well, uh, okay
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And I turned on the SpectraVision
And I turned on the SpectraVision
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Albuquerque
Albuquerque
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"No, we're outta bear claws"
"No, we're outta bear claws"
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U (U)
U (U)
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Somewhere out there in this crazy old mixed-up universe of ours
Somewhere out there in this crazy old mixed-up universe of ours
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Well now, who could that be?
Well now, who could that be?
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Oh, we were so very, very, very happy, aw yeah
Oh, we were so very, very, very happy, aw yeah
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So I did
So I did
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Like a constipated wiener dog
Like a constipated wiener dog
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But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
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And my seat back in the full upright position
And my seat back in the full upright position
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I said, "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
I said, "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
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And my seat back in the full upright position
And my seat back in the full upright position
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And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
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I was gettin' a lot of attitude
I was gettin' a lot of attitude
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'Cause I had my tray table up
'Cause I had my tray table up
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So I, I say to him, I say, "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
So I, I say to him, I say, "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
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The world was our burrito
The world was our burrito
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Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
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So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus
So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus
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He said, "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
He said, "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
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And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
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Ah
Ah
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But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
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That's right, I got me a part-time job at the Sizzler
That's right, I got me a part-time job at the Sizzler
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Noid
Noid
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So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel
So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel
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Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
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Living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house
Living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house
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Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true
Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true
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Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
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It's okay, they're clean
It's okay, they're clean
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I said, "You got any glazed donuts?"
I said, "You got any glazed donuts?"
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The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
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And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
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He said, "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
He said, "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
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He said, "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
He said, "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
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"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again
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Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
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No answer
No answer
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Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
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"No, we're outta bear claws"
"No, we're outta bear claws"
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He said, "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
He said, "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
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"Who is it?"
"Who is it?"
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No answer
No answer
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They were tearin' me apart
They were tearin' me apart
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You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head
You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head
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So I, I say to him, I say, "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
So I, I say to him, I say, "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
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Had my tray table up
Had my tray table up
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That's when I swore that someday
That's when I swore that someday
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Living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house
Living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house
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And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
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That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
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Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the AC
Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the AC
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Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
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I said, "You got any apple fritters?"
I said, "You got any apple fritters?"
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So I did
So I did
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That's when I knew it was true love
That's when I knew it was true love
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That's when I knew it was true love
That's when I knew it was true love
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You might also like
You might also like
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So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop
So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop
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Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
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Well, anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy
Well, anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy
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Get 'em off me
Get 'em off me
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But first, I decided to buy some donuts
But first, I decided to buy some donuts
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Uh, well, uh, okay
Uh, well, uh, okay
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Oh man, they were just going nuts
Oh man, they were just going nuts
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In Albuquerque
In Albuquerque
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If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator
If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator
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Albuquerque
Albuquerque
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U (U)
U (U)
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And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
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And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation
And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation
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If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again
If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again
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In Albuquerque
In Albuquerque
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Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
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Somewhere out there in this crazy old mixed-up universe of ours
Somewhere out there in this crazy old mixed-up universe of ours
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I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
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She said, "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
She said, "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
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At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
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And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow
And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow
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And my seat back in the full upright position
And my seat back in the full upright position
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So we broke up and I never saw her again
So we broke up and I never saw her again
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And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
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Her name was Zelda
Her name was Zelda
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L (L)
L (L)
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To Albuquerque
To Albuquerque
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Querque (Querque)
Querque (Querque)
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Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
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Had my tray table up
Had my tray table up
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I even made employee of the month after I put out that grease fire with my face
I even made employee of the month after I put out that grease fire with my face
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And I'm like, "'kay"
And I'm like, "'kay"
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You might also like
You might also like
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It was driving me crazy
It was driving me crazy
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I believe it went a little something like this
I believe it went a little something like this
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Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
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Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
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Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
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Albuquerque
Albuquerque
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I even made employee of the month after I put out that grease fire with my face
I even made employee of the month after I put out that grease fire with my face
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I said to my mom
I said to my mom
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Kinda lost my train of thought
Kinda lost my train of thought
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Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
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You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head
You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head
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Albuquerque
Albuquerque
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This guy comes up to me on the street and he tells me he hasn't had a bite in three days
This guy comes up to me on the street and he tells me he hasn't had a bite in three days
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Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
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Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
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Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop (You know the place)
Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop (You know the place)
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That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
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And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice
And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice
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It was driving me crazy
It was driving me crazy
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When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
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And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation
And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation
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Albuquerque
Albuquerque
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"Who is it?"
"Who is it?"
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Way back when I was just a little bitty boy
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy
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He said, "No, we're outta apple fritters"
He said, "No, we're outta apple fritters"
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It's okay, they're clean
It's okay, they're clean
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I said, "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"
I said, "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"
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He said, "No, we're outta apple fritters"
He said, "No, we're outta apple fritters"
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Had my tray table up
Had my tray table up
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I said to my mom
I said to my mom
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I said, "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
I said, "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
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But I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
But I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
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That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
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Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?
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He says, "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
He says, "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
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Living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house
Living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house
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I said, "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
I said, "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
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And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
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Had my tray table up
Had my tray table up
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And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel
And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel
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Albuquerque
Albuquerque
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You know why?
You know why?
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But first, I decided to buy some donuts
But first, I decided to buy some donuts
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Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
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They're not sayin' anything
They're not sayin' anything
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And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
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I said, "You got any jelly donuts?"
I said, "You got any jelly donuts?"
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I said, "You got any glazed donuts?"
I said, "You got any glazed donuts?"
R: 1 / I: 0
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy
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So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
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"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again
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Ah-ha-ha-ha
Ah-ha-ha-ha
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I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud
I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud
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Full of loathing and self-doubt
Full of loathing and self-doubt
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Okay, like one time, I was out in the parking lot
Okay, like one time, I was out in the parking lot
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You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before
You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before
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And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
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Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
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Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
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Tyler, The Creator
Tyler, The Creator
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So I, I say to him, I say, "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
So I, I say to him, I say, "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
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Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
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I said, "You got any glazed donuts?"
I said, "You got any glazed donuts?"
R: 0 / I: 0
And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
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Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
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I was gettin' a lot of attitude
I was gettin' a lot of attitude
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And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
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And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow
And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow
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And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
R: 0 / I: 0
And I turned on the SpectraVision
And I turned on the SpectraVision
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He says, "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
He says, "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
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There's no answer
There's no answer
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And I gotta tell ya, it was really great
And I gotta tell ya, it was really great
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Oh, we were so very, very, very happy, aw yeah
Oh, we were so very, very, very happy, aw yeah
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And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
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And she leaned right down next to me
And she leaned right down next to me
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They're not sayin' anything
They're not sayin' anything
R: 0 / I: 0
But first, I decided to buy some donuts
But first, I decided to buy some donuts
R: 1 / I: 0
It said
It said
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B (B)
B (B)
R: 1 / I: 0
When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
R: 0 / I: 0
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
R: 1 / I: 0
But first, I decided to buy some donuts
But first, I decided to buy some donuts
R: 1 / I: 0
Albuquerque
Albuquerque
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You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation
You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation
R: 0 / I: 0
But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
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In Albuquerque
In Albuquerque
R: 0 / I: 0
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
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And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice
And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice
R: 0 / I: 0
No, get 'em off, get 'em off
No, get 'em off, get 'em off
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Living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house
Living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house
R: 0 / I: 0
How was I supposed to know that?
How was I supposed to know that?
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Noid
Noid
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And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice
And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice
R: 1 / I: 0
And he's like, "Make me"
And he's like, "Make me"
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And I'm like, "Give it"
And I'm like, "Give it"
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And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
R: 4 / I: 0
Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the AC
Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the AC
R: 1 / I: 0
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
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Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
R: 0 / I: 0
And she said, "It's good for you"
And she said, "It's good for you"
R: 0 / I: 0
Get 'em off me
Get 'em off me
R: 0 / I: 0
Anyway, um, um, where was I?
Anyway, um, um, where was I?
R: 0 / I: 0
So we got married and we bought us a house
So we got married and we bought us a house
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That's right, I got me a part-time job at the Sizzler
That's right, I got me a part-time job at the Sizzler
R: 0 / I: 0
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
R: 0 / I: 0
Albuquerque
Albuquerque
R: 2 / I: 0
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
R: 2 / I: 0
"Who is it?"
"Who is it?"
R: 1 / I: 0
We were inseparable after that
We were inseparable after that
R: 0 / I: 0
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
R: 0 / I: 0
"No, we're outta bear claws"
"No, we're outta bear claws"
R: 0 / I: 0
So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
R: 0 / I: 0
She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
R: 0 / I: 0
Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel
Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel
R: 1 / I: 0
The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
R: 0 / I: 0
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
R: 6 / I: 0
And you know what it said?
And you know what it said?
R: 0 / I: 0
I was gettin' a lot of attitude
I was gettin' a lot of attitude
R: 0 / I: 0
No, get 'em off, get 'em off
No, get 'em off, get 'em off
R: 0 / I: 0
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
R: 3 / I: 0
I said, "You got any jelly donuts?"
I said, "You got any jelly donuts?"
R: 0 / I: 0
Daww, big bowl of sauerkraut
Daww, big bowl of sauerkraut
R: 0 / I: 0
No answer
No answer
R: 0 / I: 0
Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
R: 0 / I: 0
Oh man, they were just going nuts
Oh man, they were just going nuts
R: 0 / I: 0
"Who is it?"
"Who is it?"
R: 0 / I: 0
I said, "Okay, I'll take that"
I said, "Okay, I'll take that"
R: 0 / I: 0
Albuquerque
Albuquerque
R: 0 / I: 0
She said, "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"
She said, "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"
R: 0 / I: 0
He said, "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
He said, "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
R: 0 / I: 0
My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
R: 0 / I: 0
You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head
You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head
R: 0 / I: 0
But I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
But I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
R: 0 / I: 0
Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
R: 0 / I: 0
Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
R: 0 / I: 0
Oh man, they were just going nuts
Oh man, they were just going nuts
R: 0 / I: 0
Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the AC
Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the AC
R: 0 / I: 0
So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop
So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop
R: 0 / I: 0
You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation
You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation
R: 0 / I: 0
Oh, oh God
Oh, oh God
R: 0 / I: 0
To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
R: 0 / I: 0
So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
R: 0 / I: 0
Like a constipated wiener dog
Like a constipated wiener dog
R: 2 / I: 0
So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
R: 0 / I: 0
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
R: 0 / I: 0
Uh, well, uh, okay
Uh, well, uh, okay
R: 0 / I: 0
He said, "No, we're outta apple fritters"
He said, "No, we're outta apple fritters"
R: 0 / I: 0
And I'm like, "'kay"
And I'm like, "'kay"
R: 0 / I: 0
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
R: 0 / I: 0
Oh, oh God, oh God
Oh, oh God, oh God
R: 0 / I: 0
Tyler, The Creator
Tyler, The Creator
R: 0 / I: 0
And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook
And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook
R: 0 / I: 0
Well now, who could that be?
Well now, who could that be?
R: 0 / I: 0
He said, "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
He said, "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
R: 2 / I: 0
'Cause I had my tray table up
'Cause I had my tray table up
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I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
R: 0 / I: 0
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
R: 0 / I: 0
Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
R: 9 / I: 0
But I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
But I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
R: 1 / I: 0
She said, "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"
She said, "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"
R: 5 / I: 0
That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
R: 8 / I: 0
And I'm like, "'kay"
And I'm like, "'kay"
R: 0 / I: 0
They were tearin' me apart
They were tearin' me apart
R: 3 / I: 0
She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train
She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train
R: 9 / I: 0
So what's he complaining about?
So what's he complaining about?
R: 8 / I: 0
Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the AC
Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the AC
R: 6 / I: 0
There's no answer
There's no answer
R: 6 / I: 0
And my dear, sweet mother
And my dear, sweet mother
R: 1 / I: 0
She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train
She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train
R: 1 / I: 0
Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me
Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me
R: 5 / I: 0
Well, that's just great
Well, that's just great
R: 6 / I: 0
And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
R: 6 / I: 0
I said, "You got any apple fritters?"
I said, "You got any apple fritters?"
R: 4 / I: 0
So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
R: 5 / I: 0
I said to my mom
I said to my mom
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And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
R: 1 / I: 0
"Who is it?"
"Who is it?"
R: 0 / I: 0
Except for me
Except for me
R: 14 / I: 0
I said, "You got any jelly donuts?"
I said, "You got any jelly donuts?"
R: 6 / I: 0
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?
R: 7 / I: 0
But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is
But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is
R: 5 / I: 0
Oh man, they were just going nuts
Oh man, they were just going nuts
R: 2 / I: 0
So we broke up and I never saw her again
So we broke up and I never saw her again
R: 2 / I: 0
Ah
Ah
R: 2 / I: 0
Had my tray table up
Had my tray table up
R: 5 / I: 0
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
R: 5 / I: 0
Oh, oh God, oh God
Oh, oh God, oh God
R: 0 / I: 0
To Albuquerque
To Albuquerque
R: 4 / I: 0
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
R: 3 / I: 0
He said, "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
He said, "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
R: 1 / I: 0
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
R: 2 / I: 0
In Albuquerque
In Albuquerque
R: 5 / I: 0
'Cause I had my tray table up
'Cause I had my tray table up
R: 2 / I: 0
So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
R: 2 / I: 0
Her name was Zelda
Her name was Zelda
R: 4 / I: 0
So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
R: 5 / I: 0
Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the AC
Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the AC
R: 4 / I: 0
And I'm like, "Hey, you can't have that
And I'm like, "Hey, you can't have that
R: 2 / I: 0
Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
R: 3 / I: 0
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
R: 1 / I: 0
No answer
No answer
R: 1 / I: 0
Well now, who could that be?
Well now, who could that be?
R: 1 / I: 0
Ah-ha-ha
Ah-ha-ha
R: 0 / I: 0
Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
R: 13 / I: 0
Well, I knew what he meant
Well, I knew what he meant
R: 5 / I: 0
Every single mornin'
Every single mornin'
R: 9 / I: 0
Tyler, The Creator
Tyler, The Creator
R: 2 / I: 0
He said, "No, we're outta apple fritters"
He said, "No, we're outta apple fritters"
R: 3 / I: 0
But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
R: 4 / I: 0
There's still a little place called
There's still a little place called
R: 1 / I: 0
And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
R: 1 / I: 0
But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is
But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is
R: 1 / I: 0
He said, "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
He said, "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
R: 6 / I: 0
This guy comes up to me on the street and he tells me he hasn't had a bite in three days
This guy comes up to me on the street and he tells me he hasn't had a bite in three days
R: 2 / I: 0
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
R: 6 / I: 0
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
R: 0 / I: 0
Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me
Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me
R: 0 / I: 0
Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
R: 0 / I: 0
And the towels are oh so fluffy
And the towels are oh so fluffy
R: 1 / I: 0
There's no answer
There's no answer
R: 7 / I: 0
Albuquerque
Albuquerque
R: 8 / I: 0
And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice
And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice
R: 5 / I: 0
She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train
She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train
R: 6 / I: 0
Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
R: 4 / I: 0
Uh, well, uh, okay
Uh, well, uh, okay
R: 2 / I: 0
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
R: 8 / I: 0
I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud
I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud
R: 3 / I: 0
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
R: 2 / I: 0
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
R: 1 / I: 0
And he's like, "Make me"
And he's like, "Make me"
R: 8 / I: 0
And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna
And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna
R: 7 / I: 0
But I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
But I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
R: 0 / I: 0
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
R: 5 / I: 0
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
R: 0 / I: 0
There's no answer
There's no answer
R: 0 / I: 0
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
R: 0 / I: 0
And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
R: 3 / I: 0
Yes, indeed, you better believe it
Yes, indeed, you better believe it
R: 0 / I: 0
That's right, a first class one-way ticket
That's right, a first class one-way ticket
R: 5 / I: 0
And I'm like, "Hey, you can't have that
And I'm like, "Hey, you can't have that
R: 0 / I: 0
Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me
Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me
R: 0 / I: 0
She said, "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
She said, "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
R: 5 / I: 0
The world was our burrito
The world was our burrito
R: 0 / I: 0
Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the AC
Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the AC
R: 6 / I: 0
And my seat back in the full upright position
And my seat back in the full upright position
R: 6 / I: 0
And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly
And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly
R: 0 / I: 0
I said, "Whoa, hold on now, baby, I'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment"
I said, "Whoa, hold on now, baby, I'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment"
R: 7 / I: 0
Querque (Querque)
Querque (Querque)
R: 5 / I: 0
Tyler, The Creator
Tyler, The Creator
R: 3 / I: 0
U (U)
U (U)
R: 0 / I: 0
I said, "You got any glazed donuts?"
I said, "You got any glazed donuts?"
R: 0 / I: 0
Noid
Noid
R: 0 / I: 0
Full of loathing and self-doubt
Full of loathing and self-doubt
R: 1 / I: 0
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?
R: 0 / I: 0
She said, "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
She said, "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
R: 6 / I: 0
I said, "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
I said, "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
R: 3 / I: 0
To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
R: 4 / I: 0
I hate sauerkraut
I hate sauerkraut
R: 2 / I: 0
Ah-ha-ha-ha
Ah-ha-ha-ha
R: 1 / I: 0
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
R: 3 / I: 0
So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel
So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel
R: 0 / I: 0
And I'm like, "Give it"
And I'm like, "Give it"
R: 0 / I: 0
Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
R: 0 / I: 0
I hate sauerkraut
I hate sauerkraut
R: 0 / I: 0
Her name was Zelda
Her name was Zelda
R: 0 / I: 0
And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
R: 5 / I: 0
And she said, "It's good for you"
And she said, "It's good for you"
R: 3 / I: 0
I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face
I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face
R: 6 / I: 0
L (L)
L (L)
R: 2 / I: 0
I said, "You got any glazed donuts?"
I said, "You got any glazed donuts?"
R: 0 / I: 0
"No, we're outta bear claws"
"No, we're outta bear claws"
R: 8 / I: 3 (sticky)
Do NOT post ban suggestions here because this thread is not for those (gonna remove those).
Likewise, don't bring meta shit like drama/reports here. All in all, I expect this thread to remain mostly empty xD (._.)
TODO list:
1) The quick reply form doesn't have the droparea for files anymore
2) Clicking on post numbers in order to quote brings you to the form at the top of the page and not the quick reply form
3) CSS are still broken (shame on me ofc but it's not like it's forbidden to work on those xD)
4) More exotic pic formats are not supported, like WEBP
5) Strengthening the board against spam (this one is not that straightforward and is here mostly to be seen)
TODO list
Okay just as promised, let's have some thread where suggestions about board functionality and bug reports are collected so we can see them but not necessarily work on them because lazy/busy lolDo NOT post ban suggestions here because this thread is not for those (gonna remove those).
Likewise, don't bring meta shit like drama/reports here. All in all, I expect this thread to remain mostly empty xD (._.)
TODO list:
1) The quick reply form doesn't have the droparea for files anymore
2) Clicking on post numbers in order to quote brings you to the form at the top of the page and not the quick reply form
3) CSS are still broken (shame on me ofc but it's not like it's forbidden to work on those xD)
4) More exotic pic formats are not supported, like WEBP
5) Strengthening the board against spam (this one is not that straightforward and is here mostly to be seen)
R: 5 / I: 0 (sticky)
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