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staffas posters ranked by poohole muckiness

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File: 1793927428449.mp4 (2.48 MB, 1080x1920, Video_by_hattie_cos.mp4)


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Today we are ripping apart what the video by Gary Eats titled "'I Ate At A Zero Hygiene Rated Takeaway… Bad Food!"" is all about.

The gluttonous Gary Eats heads out to the Acton neighborhood in London, England, to visit a fast-food joint called Molly's' (located at 141 Vale Street), which belongs to a chain with over 100 branches.

But listen up, asshole: this specific location holds a ZERO hygiene rating (0 out of 5) given by the Ealing Council.

How did Gary get the secret report?

He pulled it through the Freedom of Information Act dated July 20, 2026, and the lovely little gems he found in the official health report are enough to make you puke your soul out:

•Rodent droppings everywhere: Rat poop all over the floors and behind kitchen equipment!

•Cockroach party central: Sticky traps packed with live cockroaches and dead insect casings hidden behind freezers and back rooms.

•Dumpster infrastructure: Holes in walls where animals can get in, a broken hand-washing basin,uncovered and unlabeled food sitting in fridges, and an extractor fan completely clogged with grease and grime.

Despite this biological nightmare, the crazy bastard actually goes inside to buy a full combo of fried chicken, a burger, fries, baked beans, and corn on the cob to test just how terrible the food of the apocalypse tastes.

Gary drops nearly £20 British pounds on a banquet scarier than a horror movie:

•The Fried Chicken: A thigh and breast drier than a mummy's foot, though the outer coating is at least crunchy.

•The BBQ Wings: Slathered in a sauce so sticky, sickly sweet, and disgusting that Gary claims it is the worst barbecue sauce ever concocted by mankind.

•The Burger (Cardboard Sandwich): An absolute insult to gastronomy. The meat is frozen, dry, tasteless, and literally tastes like burnt cardboard mixed with charcoal.

•The Corn and Beans: An overcooked, mushy corn cob and beans flavored with sickly sweet barbecue sauce.

In the end, he slaps a 3 out of 10 rating on the joint, angrily questioning why the authorities allow a place crawling with cockroaches and rat crap to stay open and put the public's lives at risk.

  No. 308125 [PM]

>>308123
nigga i love you so much you are a great man

  No. 308126 [PM]

>>308125
Kiss

  No. 308139 [PM]

one of my dogs gets that nasty muskiness smell
like once or twice a day
so fucking nasty

  No. 308147 [PM]

>>308122
>>308139
yu boiZ nasty,,,,



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