No. 308065 [PM]
Lots of boomers moving in back when I lived there
Florida got too expensive so they're going there
No. 308067 [PM]
>>308065no doxx but do u have american name unlike adam smolinsky ?
No. 308069 [PM]
The video is titled “Fish and chips feast uk mukbang” from the channel ENGLISH EATS.
It’s a classic Brit*sh mukbang where the guy (Dean) sits down to demolish a traditional fish and chips feast right before flying off to Morocco, all while his cat Blue (or Baloo, depending on which commenter is losing their mind) acts like the real star of the show, stealing fish like a furry little criminal.
Dean kicks things off by saying he’s heading to Morocco in a few days, so he wants one last proper British gut-buster.
He orders from a chip shop called Frydays and hauls in:
•Medium cod for about £8.50: he pulls it out of the bag, bitches that the batter stuck and it’s not as crispy as it should be.
•Chips (those thick Brit*sh fries):he claims “nothing beats real chip-shop chips,” even though they’ve gone a bit soft.
•Curry sauce: he loses his mind over how ridiculously tiny the portion is (“smallest I’ve ever seen in my life”) and how mild the flavor is.
•Onion rings: he admits it was a dumbass move ordering them at a chip shop and that they’re stale as hell.
•Battered burger: this one he actually loves; the man is a sucker for deep-fried burgers.
•Saveloy (those weird red Brit*sh sausages): decent but not amazing, and he makes a point of saying you don’t peel the skin.
•Drinks: a Coke and a Pepsi.
He eats, complains, laughs, and keeps tossing pieces to Blue, who attacks the fish like he hasn’t eaten in three days.
At one point the cat gets so aggressive Dean has to shove him away.
Mid-meal he goes on a tangent about the Mandela Effect, swearing he always thought “Chat GPT” was spelled with a B or something, and laughs about how collective memory fucks us all over.
At the end he sums it up: the chip shop is straight-up average, nothing special, but for the price it’s acceptable (a medium fish these days usually costs over £10).
He thanks the viewers, admits some of his recent videos have been mid as hell, and confesses that most people only show up for the cat (view spikes every time Blue appears). He filmed early so he could pack for Morocco without stress.
It’s pure low-effort Brit*sh comfort food chaos: a regular dude inhaling greasy takeaway, roasting it in real time, and letting his cat steal the spotlight.
No fancy production, just “sit down, eat, bitch, and chat.”
In November 2026 it’s still a small video, but it has that perfect “normal guy eating trash and complaining about it” energy.
The comments are pure gold, people asking about the cat&, roasting him for complaining after letting the food get cold, and wishing him a good trip to Morocco.
Honestly, you little bastard, this is the ultimate background video for when you’re eating tacos or jerking off to someone else stuffing their face. No deep drama, just a man, his fish, his chips, and a thieving cat.
No. 308072 [PM]
>>308063The sunbelt move was precipitated by industry. It was cheaper to move business to Florida or Arizona then the Northeast or Midwest, hence the rust belt. Shit got started in the 1960s.
Fortune
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-- Diane Holt, dianeh@binky.UUCP, to Ed Carp
No. 308073 [PM]
>>308072Same reason Musk moved SpaceX to Texas. Or Palantir moving to Florida. Or Oracle leaving California for it’s HQ.
No. 308074 [PM]
Or why Yamaha left California for Georgia
Sunbelt = lower cost of business = lower wages = more revenue
It’s a race to the bottom
No. 308075 [PM]
>>308073Funny to think only Florida or Tennessee are still Republican safe sunbelt boom states
Fortune
Desist from enumerating your fowl prior to their emergence from the shell.
No. 308077 [PM]
>>308068>>308067Nah I grew up mostly in Poland just lived in Ameri for a long time
No. 308078 [PM]
>>308077I guess with the Democratic win in Texas it makes sense why Ellison is moving Oracle to Nashville
What a fucking living standard downgrade tho
Bay Area to Austin already sucks shit, Austin to Nashville is bad too.
Fortune
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing
-- and then marry him.
-- Cher
No. 308080 [PM]
>>308078I go Austin like once a year for conferences and shit
Seems pretty nice for raising a fam: it's green unlike West Texas, not as absolutely hood as Dallas and has way less homelessness and druggies than SF
I know lots of people moving to TN too but I've only been to Memphis and that place is a nightmare
No. 308081 [PM]
>>308080also way less tax than SF
if I wanted to pay out the ass in taxes just to have my car windows busted every other month I'd have stayed in Chicago :DDD
No. 308090 [PM]
>>308080Texas has a lower human development index than California. If it wasn’t for businesses trying to squeeze money out of margins, the Austin tech scene would have never happened. UT ain’t got shit on Stanford and Berkeley for when it comes to tech boom research.
>>308081IDK dude, the Bay Area is away better place to live than Texas or Chicago if you have the money
Fortune
Sam: What's new, Norm?
Norm: Most of my wife.
-- Cheers, The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One
Coach: Beer, Norm?
Norm: Naah, I'd probably just drink it.
-- Cheers, Now Pitching, Sam Malone
Coach: What's doing, Norm?
Norm: Well, science is seeking a cure for thirst. I happen
to be the guinea pig.
-- Cheers, Let Me Count the Ways
No. 308091 [PM]
>>308080Also businesses are moving to Nashville not Memphis.
Fortune
Etymology, n.:
Some early etymological scholars came up with derivations that
were hard for the public to believe. The term "etymology" was formed
from the Latin "etus" ("eaten"), the root "mal" ("bad"), and "logy"
("study of"). It meant "the study of things that are hard to swallow."
-- Mike Kellen