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The vid is titled "Halloween special pepper x pizza and wings uk mukbang" from the Brit*sh channel ENGLISH EATS

The guy from the channel English Eats sets up a supposed "Halloween special" in a mukbang format (gorging food like crazy in front of the camera), but the fucking menu from hell consists of a pizza and chicken wings smothered in Pepper X sauce.

From second number one, the shit show starts off on the wrong foot:

•The Contact Lens Drama: The dude starts off apologizing because he wanted to wear red or yellow contact lenses to look scary for Halloween, but he says he searched high and low and couldn't find them anywhere. We start off with pure bullshit excuses right off the bat!

•The Worst Mistake of His Fucking Life: He sits down to eat the wings and pizza with zero glasses of milk on hand. He makes the monumental mistake of not having a dairy product nearby to save his life and extinguish Satan's fire in his throat.

•The Live Suffering: As the video progresses, the Pepper X pepper (which the guy himself confesses had been sitting in his freezer for over a year' since last Halloween) starts kicking in.

The poor guy suffers gloriously: his nose is running, his tongue is burning at nuclear levels, he can barely speak, he tries to cool down the pain by smearing mayonnaise on the food, and ends up regretting his miserable existence while talking about his orange ring light.

•Eating it without milk is a suicide attempt: Chowing down on an entire pizza and wings loaded with this level of pure capsaicin without a gallon of whole milk by your side is a bulletproof guarantee that you will spend the night crying on the bathroom floor hugging the toilet bowl.

The ugly guy from English Eats put the noose around his own neck just for a few likes.