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Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
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Well, that's just great
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And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
No. 306992 [PM]
He said, "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
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He says, "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
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That's when I knew it was true love
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And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
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I'll tell you what it said
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But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming