No. 306865 [PM]
This guy comes up to me on the street and he tells me he hasn't had a bite in three days
No. 306892 [PM]
So I, I say to him, I say, "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
No. 306897 [PM]
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
No. 306924 [PM]
We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss
No. 306943 [PM]
So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
No. 306949 [PM]
B (B)
No. 306985 [PM]
You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation
No. 307010 [PM]
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy
No. 307052 [PM]
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
No. 307083 [PM]
Had my tray table up
No. 307111 [PM]
The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts