No. 306517 [PM]
Her name was Zelda
No. 306640 [PM]
Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor
No. 306677 [PM]
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again
No. 306752 [PM]
Well, that's just great
No. 306889 [PM]
But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein
No. 306926 [PM]
You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation