No. 305985 [PM]
could be liam liam too
No. 305988 [PM]
The vid is titled something like “Tomato spaghetti mukbang cook and eat uk mukbang” and comes from the channel ENGLISH EATS. It’s a classic low budget British mukbang of the kind you end up watching at 3 a.m. when you’re bored out of your mind and suddenly craving a mountain of pasta
The guy (a very chill Brit*sh dude with a thick accent) opens by greeting the camera like he’s talking to an old buddy: “Welcome Mr. Sharer… welcome shared lady…”.
Then he brings in his dog (a big, well behaved mutt) to help with the intro, calling him “handsome boy,” “'"hero,''” and all that sweet nonsense.
The dog hops down, does his little job, and disappears off-screen.
Next he heads to the kitchen and shows you the most basic ingredients on the entire planet:
•One full bag of Tesco economy brand spaghetti (basically the Brit*sh version of the cheapest supermarket pasta).
•An entire tube of tomato paste.
•Butter.
•Black pepper to taste.
Salt only for the pasta water.
That’s it. No onion, no garlic, no meat, nothing fancy.
This is the absolute bare minimum, dirt cheap version of spaghetti with tomato sauce you could possibly invent.
He explains that he used to just melt the tomato paste and butter straight over the cooked pasta, but it tasted too sharp and bitter.
So now he cooks it on low heat first to mellow out that aggressive edge.
He melts the butter, squeezes in the whole tube of tomato paste, dumps in a ridiculous amount of pepper, and lets it simmer.
While it’s cooking he complains that his stove is complete garbage (one of those broken down student models), one burner doesn’t work at all, another only works when it feels like it, and he’s getting a brand new stove delivered on Wednesday.
He boils the spaghetti (no oil in the water, because he says oil makes the sauce slide right off instead of sticking), mixes everything together, piles a huge plate, and starts shoveling it in like a man who hasn’t seen food in days while casually rambling about life.
While he’s eating he throws in a bunch of side stories:
•The whole plate costs less than one British pound (dirt cheap) and is enough to feed three adults or “a fat kid like me.”
•The pasta is so filling he won’t need to eat again until Wednesday (the video seems to be filmed on a Monday night).
•He had to pick license plates for his car that same day.
And the most ridiculous anecdote of all: the Amazon driver left a package in the back cupboard where he stores his drinks, and somehow 8 to 10 cans of Pepsi just vanished.
He suspects the driver, but since he didn’t actually see it happen he refuses to accuse anyone.
The more expensive Red Bull was left untouched only the Pepsi disappeared. He laughs at how completely fake the whole story sounds and admits it, but swears it really happened.
He also advises against putting as much pepper as he did, because he overdid it and the dish ended up pretty spicy.
No. 305989 [PM]
>>305987Either Project Camelot or Above Top Secret
Both full of lunatics
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No. 305990 [PM]
>>305989godlikeproductions.com
Found it :DDD
No. 305991 [PM]
>>305990Yeah that’s one I should of remembered
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Why don't you pair `em up in threes? -Yogi Berra