No. 304742 [PM]
The video is titled “HUGE PIZZA & LOADED FRIES MUKBANG! 🍕🤤 | UK FOOD MUKBANG” and it’s from a Brit*sh channel called ENGLISH EATS.
The guy (a weird English dude with a calm, kinda monotone voice) sits in front of the camera with a mountain of food and starts devouring it like there’s no tomorrow, while rambling about random shit in his life, his microphone, and his future plans. Pure British “watch me shove this shit down my throat” content!
The dude ordered from a place called Pizza Town in Hadley (some town or area in the UK).
He’s eating a 12-inch Italian pizza called the “Italian Job”.
According to him, it comes with:
•Ham
•Pepperoni
•Green peppers
•Red onions
And they took off the black olives (because he says he doesn’t like that shit) and put extra base sauce instead.
The pizza has a stuffed crust, and the guy gets really into describing how the cheese oozes and drips when he folds it.
He demolishes half the pizza in one go, saying he loves it piping hot, almost burning his tongue, because “pizza is best when it’s piping hot.”
On the side he has a big plate of loaded fries with pulled pork: shredded pork, spring onion, red onion, gravy, cheese and fries.
At first he praises them, but later he complains that the fries came out crunchy instead of soft and juicy like last time. He says he ordered late (at 9 pm) because of a special: any 12-inch pizza for 12 quid between 9 and 10. Since he ordered so late, they had already turned off the fried chicken machine, so he couldn’t get the chicken strips he originally wanted.
While he’s stuffing his face he talks about:
•His new microphone (a DJI free mic). He says people complained about the audio in the previous live, but when he checked it he didn’t notice any problems. He’s planning to test connecting it to his phone with an adapter for next Sunday’s live.
•Trolls on his channel. He even tells the story of how he once blocked his own mom because he thought someone had made a fake account with her name while she was in Amsterdam. Paranoid as fuck!
•Future plans: he wants to try Pizza Town’s fried chicken (though he has low expectations since it’s mainly a pizza place), a “Naga” pizza (one of the hottest in the UK), and maybe something with Pepper X for Halloween.
•His cat (Blue) didn’t get any “cat tax” (he didn’t share the pizza with it) because he bought it some expensive fresh ham separately.
The video is pure relaxed, chatty mukbang: he eats, swallows, complains a bit about the fries, praises the oozing cheese, drinks Pepsi Max and talks about his audio issues and trolls.
No epic drama, no extreme challenges, just a British guy eating pizza and loaded fries while rambling.
Honestly, little dumbass, it’s a pretty random and chill video you can watch while you eat too or crack open a beer. The guy enjoys his hot pizza, the cheese from the stuffed crust and the pulled pork, even if the fries weren’t as good this time. Straight-up “watch me demolish this shit” content!
No. 304744 [PM]
>>304742Can you get AI to throw in some slurs?
No. 304747 [PM]
The weather you are talking about is obviously dogshit, you just finally have an excuse to stay inside and your mom can't nag you about it