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The video is titled “INDIAN TAKEAWAY MUKBANG! 🍛 Curry, Rice & Naan” and it’s from the channel ENGLISH EATS.

It’s a classic British mukbang of “I ordered a ton of Indian takeout and I’m going to demolish it all on camera while complaining about everything.”

The guy starts all polite: “Okay guys, welcome to the channel…” and shows what he ordered:

•A kebab roll (which turns out to be more of a pathetic wrap than a proper sandwich)

•Meat samosas

•Beef curry

•Chicken tikka

•Cheese naan

•Plain rice

•Paneer stalks (or what he thinks is paneer)

•Bombay Aloo (Indian-style potatoes)

Then he starts unpacking and eating like he’s at a Sunday hangover session. And this is where it gets good and full of that classic complaining energy: the bastard gets pissed about the price of the kebab roll.

He says he paid £5.50 for something that looks skinny, sad, and barely filled.

He literally calls it “disgusting” and “a joke.” He laughs, mocks it, shows the menu photo and compares it to reality. It’s like when you order carnitas on a delivery app and they send you two tacos full of air.

After that he tries the samosas and that’s when he actually loosens up and enjoys himself: “These samosas taste good… that’s good.” He praises them like they’re the greatest invention India ever gave the world (he says if he could, he’d eat samosas every single day, even the ones from a gas station).

The cheese naan with chicken tikka also gets his approval, though he’s surprised it even exists.

Regarding the beef curry, he complains that it’s full of fat and greasy chunks, and then starts philosophizing about why an Indian restaurant is selling beef when the cow is sacred in India (pure clueless British rambling, but funny as hell).

But the real plot twist of the video isn’t the food… it’s his epic rant against the rating systems on delivery apps (Just Eat and similar ones).

He goes off like he’s giving a political speech:

He complains that restaurants show 5 stars even when 8-10% of the reviews are 1-star.
He says most of the bad reviews are about slow delivery, not the food itself.
He gets outraged that the rating system is “broken” and misleads people.
He even checks his own past reviews and realizes he once gave a place 1 star for being late, and now it shows up as 5 stars.

It’s pure chaos of “the app algorithms are completely fucked, you bastards.”

While he eats, his stomach starts swelling up, he complains about cramps, gives a piece of meat to his cat (he talks about “Blue”), and at the end declares that almost everything was fine except the kebab wrap and the fatty curry. Then he goes to lie down because he can’t take any more.

In short, you little shithead: it’s an Indian takeaway mukbang by a half-bitter, half-pretentious British guy who spends the whole time eating, criticizing prices, praising samosas, and shitting all over delivery app rating systems.

It has chewing ASMR, real consumer complaints, and a touch of dry British humor. Nothing deep, pure entertainment of “watch me laugh and get a stomach ache while eating curry.”

>>304265
>no lamb vindaloo
>no keema rice
>no saag paneer
>no biryani

smh my head…

>>304265
tunday kebab = food of the gods