War of Rights is my assburgers happy place

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 10/17/26 (Sat) 20:49:21 No. 304151 [PM]

War of Rights is my assburgers happy place

Fortune
The bank called to tell me that I'm overdrawn,
Some freaks are burning crosses out on my front lawn,
And I *can't*believe* it, all the Cheetos are gone,
It's just ONE OF THOSE DAYS!
-- Weird Al Yankovic, "One of Those Days"

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 10/17/26 (Sat) 21:15:45 No. 304153 [PM]

Fortune
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell
them apart.

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 10/17/26 (Sat) 21:16:30 No. 304154 [PM]

Fortune
Physician: One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.
-- Ambrose Bierce

AsianWomenWorshipper Maida Vale, City of Westminster 10/17/26 (Sat) 21:19:01 No. 304155 [PM]

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 10/17/26 (Sat) 21:22:50 No. 304156 [PM]

From Prog Rock to Bluegrass :DDDD

Fortune
Yow! I'm having a quadrophonic sensation of two winos alone in a steel mill!

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 10/17/26 (Sat) 21:24:01 No. 304157 [PM]

Just want to take a black gf or Latina gf to a bluegrass show is that too much to ask prison planet markab space demons??1???

Fortune
Krogt, n. (chemical symbol: Kr):
The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 10/17/26 (Sat) 21:42:14 No. 304158 [PM]

Fortune
I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always
end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then they would get
embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and
they'd get mad and eat the snowman.
-- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988.

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 10/17/26 (Sat) 21:54:57 No. 304160 [PM]

>>304158

Fortune
Fortune's Guide to Freshman Notetaking:

WHEN THE PROFESSOR SAYS:            YOU WRITE:

Probably the greatest quality of the poetry    John Milton -- born 1608
of John Milton, who was born in 1608, is the
combination of beauty and power. Few have
excelled him in the use of the English language,
or for that matter, in lucidity of verse form,
'Paradise Lost' being said to be the greatest
single poem ever written."

Current historians have come to            Most of the problems that now
doubt the complete advantageousness        face the United States are
of some of Roosevelt's policies...        directly traceable to the
                        bungling and greed of President
                        Roosevelt.

... it is possible that we simply do        Professor Mitchell is a
not understand the Russian viewpoint...        communist.

Piteå 10/17/26 (Sat) 22:34:48 No. 304162 [PM]

>>304157
its over.

Rated: 4.5/5