>>304016The video is titled
The Snowman and the Snowdog Cream Pies and it’s by a Brit*sh guy who goes by the name
Blue Van Man.He was walking down the cake aisle at
Home Bargains or
B&M, he says he spends his whole life there because it reminds him of the old Woolworths, where you could buy sweets and music singles without having to download anything (talk about 90s nostalgia!). Suddenly, he spots a box of
“Snowman and the Snowdog Cream Pies.”They’re essentially three wafer cups filled with crunchy marshmallows and coated in white chocolate. They’re made by Rose Manufacturing Ltd. in Ireland; he jokes,
“No potatoes here, you Irish bastards!”He buys the box because it’s already October and “Christmas is just around the corner, he adds that you just have to go around the roundabout, head down the road, and take the second exit… classic, silly British humor.
He brings up the iconic song
“Walking in the Air” from the 1982 short film *The Snowman* and its sequel, *The Snowman and the Snowdog*.
He starts rambling about some old gossip: apparently, Aled Jones (now 55), the boy who sang the original version was involved in a scandal over a decade ago for sending inappropriate messages to a colleague. *The Sun* reported on it, he apologized, and the BBC eventually brought him back.
The guy defends him with some dark humor:
“At least he didn’t abuse kids like the rest of the BBC… he was just trying to get a bit closer. I’ve sent photos of my own penis, too, and nobody ever pays me any attention.”Then, he gets to the best part: he tries the treats.
He opens one, eats it, and declares it “really delicious,” “very delicious,” “soft, and of good quality.”
There are sexual jokes left and right about “cream pies, playing on the double meaning of the dessert versus the act of ejaculating on someone’s face. He makes comments like, “You could stick your penis in there, and have your wife, girlfriend, or boyfriend…” and laughs like a maniac.
He also gives a piece to his dog (or talks about feeding it to dogs) and jokes about how much the dog loves it. He concludes by recommending that if you’re into this sort of thing, you should buy them, calling them “absolutely fantastic,” “flawless,” and noting that they were made by Irish “potato pickers” who did a great job.
It’s a classic “Blue Van Man” video: reviews of cheap, seasonal food, laced with crude humor, absurd tangents, British nostalgia, and the whole “cream pie” shtick all of which the commenters absolutely eat up.