No. 303101 [PM]
The video is called Here Is The News. October 8th 2026 from the Blue Van Man channel.
He's a Brit*sh guy who spends his time complaining about everything
It's a monologue of almost 20 minutes where the guy grabs The Daily Star newspaper (that damn yellow tabloid) and starts commenting on the news of the day with a tone of "these assholes don't even know how to deal with real life."
The bastard starts off very calmly: “Okay guys, how are you all doing?” and then he launches against a London policy.
It turns out that one Hina Bokhari (he calls her “Hin Ha Bukhara” or “Hana Hana Han”, pure pronoun chaos), who is a London assembly member for the Liberal Democrats, went on LBC Radio suggesting that bricklayers, plumbers and builders use cargo bikes instead of their fucking white vans or trucks.
According to her, to reduce fuel costs, pollution and because “in London the white van is no longer economical.”
The Blue Van Man becomes crazy with courage:
"This fucking old woman has no fucking idea what it's like to really work! How the hell are you going to carry 5 bundles of cement, a ladder and a mixer on a bicycle, bitch? You're stupid!"
He remembers when he and his little boss installed windows: glass, putty, tape, tools… everything in the truck.
He says that if a part fails, you go with the van and buy it on the spot. With a bike you'll be screwed.
He also talks about the rain, the snow, the thieves in London (who take all your 10 thousand pound equipment and the insurance doesn't pay you because “you put yourself at risk”), the 65 year old guys who still work because the retirement age rises like fucking inflation, and even about the fucking bathroom: “Where the hell are you going to shit if you ride a bike?”
He says some workers shit in a can in the back of the van because there are no bathrooms. Pure raw reality of the working class.
Then he turns to the newspaper and touches on other topics:
•Royal Mail is to cut up to 2,500 office and support jobs by the end of 2027 (not postmen).
He blames it on poor management and that it was sold.
•British families are £3,000 more screwed in 5 years by the cost of living crisis (Covid, Ukraine, etc.).
He says it's like 13 years of normal inflation stuffed into 5.
He mentions the money they send to Ukraine (“money laundering”), to Angola (£600 million) and that Brexit was of no use because they continue to throw money.
•Elton John releases a 50th anniversary reissue of Rock of the Westies (1975) with previously unreleased piano and vocal versions. The guy wants it but says it's half a drama queen.
•The accused of killing Ann Widdecombe (he says “Anne Whittim”, he's wrong), Joshua Kerry, 28, is now also accused of planning a terrorist act against Nigel Farage (leader of Reform UK).
He gets conspiratorial: that the police didn't listen to Farage when he reported threats, that they cut off his security, and that if they had listened, Widdecombe would still be alive.
Then he goes on a tangent: immigration (legal and illegal), that the Conservatives and Labor are the same shit, that Farage is “the least worst”, that football is destroyed by the soldiers, that Prince Andrew is still alive on eggshells despite Epstein, and even a case of a woman whose execution failed and a 3 month old baby who died camping.
It's pure "ordinary people vs. desk politicians who have never carried a bag of cement in their life" rant. Fun if you like badass British humor, serious because it touches on real working class issues.
No. 303144 [PM]
>>303129engagement b8
tho there's something weird about the catering. tho there's lots of variety based on how each municipality and institution does it
also those automatic margarine dispensers r some overpriced grift
No. 303147 [PM]
>>303144It’s not December Swissy kun !
Fortune
Obviously, a man's judgement cannot be better than the information on which he
has based it. Give him the truth and he may still go wrong when he has
the chance to be right, but give him no news or present him only with
distorted and incomplete data, with ignorant, sloppy or biased reporting, with
propaganda and deliberate falsehoods, and you destroy his whole reasoning
processes, and make him something less than a man.
-- Arthur Hays Sulzberger
No. 303152 [PM]
>>303144I need a butter dispenser :DDD