No. 302087 [PM]
The video is titled Takis Zombie Flavour and comes from a British guy named Blue Van Man (a channel for food reviews and random shit). Posted around now (early October 2026), it has very few views (like 392 when I checked) and is a classic food blogger review: the guy is out making deliveries, stops at a shop (Bradley’s in Cornwall or the surrounding UK area), asks for something new to review, and the owner pulls out a bag of limited edition Halloween Takis Zombie.
The guy starts by singing Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” as if he’s possessed (“I can excite you more than any ghoul would dare to try”), laughs about the camera going blurry (blaming his glasses), opens the bag, and shows that the Takis are insanely green (zombie colored, obviously).
He reads off the approximate ingredients: chili pepper, cucumber, lemon/lime zest, and fried corn. He cracks a joke about “not telling the government they’re fried, they ought to be baked,” since “you can’t fry anything these days.”
He tries one and gets really enthusiastic: he says they start off sweet, sour, and tangy, with a strong cucumber flavor at first, then the heat kicks in (habanero style), and he loves it.
He keeps saying they’re “hell delicious,” noting that they turn your tongue blue and have the perfect balance (not overly spicy like other Takis), and calls them some of the best he’s ever tried.
He mentions that other YouTubers tried them years ago (Gorilla Pack, Industrial World Radio, etc.) and that they’re distributed in the EU by Parcel Española/Bimbo.
He wraps up by recommending that if you live near Colville, Barrow, Shepshed, Loughborough, or that area, you should go to Bradley’s and buy them because they’re awesome. He wraps it up by rinsing his mouth and joking about the thumbnail.
In short: the video is an honest, entertaining, and pretty accurate review of an actual snack that’s on store shelves right now. It’s not conspiracy theory clickbait or anything like that; it’s just straight up "I tried this green thing and it’s intense." If you’re into spicy flavors with a weird hint of cucumber, they’re worth tracking down.