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  No. 301777 [PM]

Tomorrow kinoween begins
I’m excited

Fortune
British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive
it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps.
        -- Peter Ustinov

  No. 301783 [PM]

File: 1790877231721.mp4 (1.25 MB, 720x1280, reelsvideo.io_179086922144….mp4)


  No. 301785 [PM]

>>301783
An older British guy named Steve (from the "Bit Of Munch" channel) is chowing down on greasy puff pastry slices bought at Iceland, the budget frozen food supermarket.

The video premiered on October 1, 2026, and is titled "NEW Pastry Pantry Butter Chicken Slices ~ Food Review."

The price and store hook:

Steve shows off his haul from Iceland: a two pack of "Butter Chicken Slices" (puff pastry filled with butter chicken) from the brand Pastry Pantry. The pack costs just £2.40, but he took advantage of Iceland's stellar "3 packs for £5.00" deal. With the receipt in hand, he calculates that each slice worked out to 85 pence.

Breaking down the back of the box:

He reads the ingredients: it promises chicken breast in a creamy Indian style curry sauce, wrapped in puff pastry. Chicken makes up 20% of the product, plus 2% butter and 2% cream.

The ultimate air fryer test:

Upon checking the cooking instructions, he’s taken aback to see that the box recommends just 6 minutes in the air fryer. Steve thinks the recommended heating time is total BS, barely enough to warm the chicken and crisp up the puff pastry, so he decides to give it 7 minutes just to be safe.

The desperate fat guy's move one cold, one hot:

Since he’s absolutely starving, he decides not to wait; he eats one slice stone cold straight from the package and the other piping hot, fresh out of the air fryer.

The "Full Center, Empty Edges" scam:

He opens up the hot pastry to inspect it and spots the classic industrial rip off: almost all the damn butter chicken filling is clumped right in the middle of the bread, while the four corners are just hollow, dry puff pastry.

The screw up with the cold one:

He sinks his teeth into the cold pastry and bites into the corner. As expected, it tastes like absolutely nothing because he’s biting into plain, cold bread with no filling.

The verdict on the hot one:

He digs into the pastry fresh out of the air fryer, and his expression changes, the heat melts the fat and brings out the aromas. He confirms the sauce actually tastes like authentic Butter Chicken (creamy, buttery, and spiced with garlic and ginger, with zero heat).

The lazy microwave hack: Since he can't be bothered to wait another 7 minutes for the air fryer to heat up the second cold pastry, he decides to throw it in the microwave instead. He couldn't give a flying f*ck if the microwave leaves the pastry all soggy and doughy, as long as he can scarf it down quickly.

Final Verdict: Buying them at full price (£2.40) is a total rip-off, but if you get them on the 3 for £5 deal (85p each), they’re absolutely worth it for a quick binge.

  No. 301786 [PM]

>>301783
Oh yeah simpos always had a special intro for halloween specials back when I watched it.

  No. 301788 [PM]

File: 1790877850929.jpg (837.84 KB, 1080x2376, Screenshot_2026-10-01-19-0….jpg)

>>301786

Simp me this tshirt :DDD

  No. 301789 [PM]

>>301788
No
Only if it's bootleg south american simpsons meme junk

  No. 301790 [PM]

>>301788
Also those ali deals? They are fucking fake. They send me an email how something costs x dollar but if I actually click on it and I'm logged in, it shows the real price
Fuck these people

  No. 301791 [PM]

File: 1790879355697.jpg (893.09 KB, 1079x1733, Screenshot_2026-10-01-13-0….jpg)

>>301790

Switch to us dollars aliexpress is cheaper for some reason lol :DDD

  No. 301792 [PM]

File: 1790879658826.jpg (184.93 KB, 640x785, 1790827511018228.jpg)

>>301791
I will think about it
We are fucked by the eu tax anyway, I got a cable stuck on customs for a month now

  No. 301794 [PM]

File: 1790879920163.jpg (350.41 KB, 2048x1536, 994745.jpg)

>>301792

same here

ordered some guitar parts and other crap like 4 months ago and the package is still stuck

well at least they have not sent it back

  No. 301795 [PM]

File: 1790880318233.jpg (1.21 MB, 2515x3353, 1790844572443404.jpg)

>>301794
Four months? I would start calling people at that point, that's crazy

  No. 301796 [PM]

File: 1790880450803.jpg (116.12 KB, 1213x1213, 1790685065574.jpg)

>>301792

Lol UK don't have that bullshite

Aliexpress didn't even have sales tax for a long time lol :DDD

  No. 301797 [PM]

File: 1790880767798.jpg (308.73 KB, 1108x1477, 774563.jpg)

>>301795

yeah its ridiculous that there is always some issues

last year they fucked up so bad that there were thousands of packages stuck and for some people it took close to eight months to get their shit lmao

  No. 301799 [PM]

File: 1790880810222.jpg (234.7 KB, 1000x1000, 1790060347941388.jpg)

>>301796
EU really didn't like the part when china subsidized EV manufacturing and constantly tries to put autoplants in europe out of a job
You talked about ppl buying Chery in UK, now some nigga bought one in my street
These chinese shitboxes won't last ten years anyway, absolute goyim buy them

  No. 301800 [PM]

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>>301799

The thing is if you buy a western car brand it's full of Chinese parts anyway lol

I have seen Volkswagen stock price they won't be around for long :DDD

  No. 301804 [PM]

File: 1790881627057.gif (3.75 MB, 480x346, 1790727050590711.gif)

>>301800
All the fucking german pension money in those stocks, that's why they turned into shit bro :DD (just made this up btw but I believe it)

  No. 301810 [PM]

File: 1790882129382.jpg (395.26 KB, 1080x2376, Screenshot_2026-10-01-15-1….jpg)

>>301804

High interest rates
High commodities prices
Cheap Chinese inports

Thanks Obama :DDD



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