No. 301419 [PM]
The video is titled Cadbury Clinkers Chocolates and was uploaded by the channel Blue Van Man (a British guy who reviews food and random everyday stuff). It has just over a thousand views and about 68 likes; it’s a short, casual review the kind you watch when you’re bored and just want to see some guy try out candy.
He starts by saying hello: “Okay everyone, how are you all doing?” and explains that his sister sent him a photo of some “Clinkers.”
He went to B&M (a British discount store, like a bargain shop) and found these Cadbury Clinkers chocolates, which he says are going viral on TikTok.
He starts chatting about Generation X and how people get offended over stupid shit, then searches for “Pascal Clinkers” or “Clinkers” on TikTok. He finds videos of people eating them and even mentions a woman named Claire Louise with “beautiful boobs” (yeah, the guy got distracted looking at tits on TikTok classic).
Then he opens the package, describes how they look like chocolate covered Brazil nuts, and starts tasting them. First, he sucks the chocolate off, makes dirty jokes about how it feels weird, and mentions a time he had a suppository shoved up his ass for back pain (what a fucking mess!). Afterward, he bites into one and says the texture is like a Crunchie bar but harder, or like an “Edinburgh pudding” (a Scottish dessert), and that it’s delicious. He tries a pink one and says it tastes like raspberry.
Finally, he recommends going to B&M or Farmfoods to buy them because they sell out fast; he signs off, saying he has to take the dog out. The whole video is just a personal review, random jokes, and the guy eating like there’s no tomorrow.
It’s a laid back food review no heavy script, just “check out this trendy snack that’s actually really good, you guys.”