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File: 1788895908463.jpg (318.83 KB, 1152x2048, OTacos-Paris-St-Michel-men….jpg)

  No. 297643 [PM]

damn that looks awful (french 'taco' chain)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O'Tacos

this kills the mexico slav and chino

  No. 297644 [PM]

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  No. 297646 [PM]

Damn that looks like shit but at least it has a decent size to it unlike the tacos I got the other day

  No. 297649 [PM]

File: 1788897657686.mp4 (4.51 MB, 720x1280, 4442497.mp4)

>French tacos

Bruh :DDD

You learn something new everyday

>An O’Tacos restaurant located in the Paris neighbourhood of Pigalle was closed on February 9, 2018, as 24 employees went on strike, accusing the manager of not paying them for months, falsifying pay slips and withholding annual leave. Some employees also complained about sexual harassment and assault from their manager


LOL

  No. 297651 [PM]

>>297646
most of the volume is from french fries, so it's not dat impressive

tbh doesn't seem that different from uk munchie box tier foods or whatever. but the publicity renderings on that menu look legit abhorrent

  No. 297654 [PM]

French food is the most overrated food in the world, all they do is cook normal shit, smother it in butter and garlic, call it like "le très magnifique poisson vraiment délicieux oui oui hon hon hon" and everyone acts like it's some profound genius shit lmao :DDD

  No. 297656 [PM]

>>297654
i swear u quote these observations from family guy or something

  No. 297657 [PM]

>>297656
ownt

  No. 297659 [PM]

>>297656
the "croque monsieur" is literally just a grilled cheese with ham but because it's from le French city of romance and in frog language people will act like it's some insane culinary feat. If I made the same thing with British ingredients and called it "crunch man" no one would give a fuck, even though I could make a better version of it. This is frog privilege

  No. 297660 [PM]

>>297659
>UK food

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When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago, or four years
ago, he is a broad-minded man who has courage enough to change his mind
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  No. 297661 [PM]

>>297659

  No. 297663 [PM]

>>297660
no one knows what this channel is

  No. 297677 [PM]

>>297659
it has a better presentation and it looks more appealing. More importantly, that sandwich has béchamel which is 10/10.

As a whole British/Anglo cuisine mayhaps isn't as bad as some people make it out to be. After all, French also eat bread with cheese and ham; whereas Mexicans also eat beans…

But if you put a little effort you can uplift even the simplest beans to taste and look better.

In the simplest terms: would you rather eat a steak with salt or without salt? Sure you could eat a steak without any saltwhasoever; but chances are you sprinkle some salt to that shit to enhance the meat's flavor. That's more or less roughly the problem with a large chunk (if not all) British cuisine.

Or think about the tapeworms you goon to. Do they use make up?
Like sure, chances are would probably bang them if they they didn't put on any make up. But when women actually take the time (or their producers, whatever) to put on make up and pretty clothes; they look much better. It is far more likely you (or the average porn addicted goy) goon to them than gooning to a random nobody who puts 0 effort to their appearance.

  No. 297679 [PM]

>>297677
Bechamel is literally just butter, milk and flour. I mean yeah of course it tastes good, I'm not disputing that, everyone loves butter. But because it's called le béchamel and is a "French mother sauce" people act like it's some elevated holy thing rather than just basic ingredients and buttermaxxing.

Also I feel like the whole British food is uniquely bland thing is just a meme from online yanks who have never eaten any British food and are just joining the newest trend on the computer. This is coming from a spicemaxxer who loves pajeet food and SEA food and thinks a lot of Brit food is kinda boring.

But while Brit food is nowhere near as good as like Italian or Greek food, it does have its own character and is nowhere near as bland as most Scandi + slav food where niggas just eat pickled fish or dubious deli sausages for every meal lol. Brit food is just basic comfort food cooked well and it doesn't pretend to be more than that. Fish n chips, lamp chops, Cornish pasties etc are cosy and nice to eat when you live on a bleak rainy island full of miserable people who you despise. French food just does the same kinda basic shit but buttermaxxed and gay and retarded and cringe and poopoo and stupid

  No. 297683 [PM]

>>297679
> loves pajeet food
> thinks French cuisine is gay and retarded
That's your kcball speaking :DD
Such a weird take tbh
Like I love spices but pajeets overdo it turning everything into some spice goo with redic amounts of turmeric. Never like turmeric myself idk how Indians don't get tired of it.

And yeah Brit cuisine seems homely, but all the toast sandwich meme is hilarious.
It's probably some Brit inside joke (English humor always so fun and quirky!) that foreigners took literally (so they could bully Brits online).
Slav cuisine is also very homely comfort food iyam. Kompots, varienikis, chicken kyiv, holubtsy, pierogis… I regard all this as comfort food myself.
Just yeah you also got the occasional mystery meat abomination such as kholodets…
Funnily enough I think slavs and nordicks use more spices and herbs than Brits.
In northern/eastern europe dill is probably what turmeric is for jeets

  No. 297686 [PM]

>>297659
I got a cock monsteur right here for you buddy

  No. 297697 [PM]

>>297686
Woah Buddy!!!

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