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  No. 297432 [PM]

Finna wanna go to the EU again
Missing my 2 Euro Wieselburger pints

Fortune
If something has not yet gone wrong then it would ultimately have been
beneficial for it to go wrong.

  No. 297435 [PM]

Also I wish I could get Kilkenny on tap here but I can’t
Atleast I get San Diego beers could be worse I could just have adjunct lagers

Fortune
Some people live life in the fast lane. You're in oncoming traffic.

  No. 297437 [PM]

I wish weed as legal in Austria like Germany that would be the bees knees

Fortune
Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening.

  No. 297440 [PM]

>>297437
think it is if you grow it yourself

(YOLO)

  No. 297441 [PM]

niggas spend $800 to fly somewhere so they can have $0.5 beers

  No. 297444 [PM]

>>297441
Brits do this
Finns do this

  No. 297445 [PM]

>>297440
When I was in Vienna I saw plenty of medical cannabis dispensaries it made me happy

Fortune
I just had a NOSE JOB!!

  No. 297446 [PM]

>>297441
Thing is Austria is cool outside of beer
Good veal and good white wines
Really safe got to wear my IWC at like 2am outside of bars
I thought it was interesting, highly congested but super clean

Fortune
    "The combination of a number of things to make existence worthwhile."
    "Yes, the philosophy of 'none,' meaning 'all.'"
        -- Spock and Lincoln, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.4

  No. 297448 [PM]

>>297441
I have a gimpy back so I have to fly economy plus
I wanna go direct to Vienna next time, I flew through Condor via Frankfurt to Vienna.

The Frankfurt to Vienna flight was kino, everyone was speaking German and it was too short for any beverages just played my switch.

Fortune
Humor in the Court:
Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.

  No. 297449 [PM]

>>297446
Also the sight seeing is nice, got to see cool gothic architecture and Catholic slop.

Fortune
    It is always preferable to visit home with a friend. Your parents will
not be pleased with this plan, because they want you all to themselves and
because in the presence of your friend, they will have to act like mature
human beings.
    The worst kind of friend to take home is a girl, because in that case,
there is the potential that your parents will lose you not just for the
duration of the visit but forever. The worst kind of girl to take home is one
of a different religion: Not only will you be lost to your parents forever but
you will be lost to a woman who is immune to their religious/moral arguments
and whose example will irretrievably corrupt you.
    Let's say you've fallen in love with just such a girl and would like
to take her home for the holidays. You are aware of your parents' xenophobic
response to anyone of a different religion. How to prepare them for the shock?
    Simple. Call them up shortly before your visit and tell them that you
have gotten quite serious about somebody who is of a different religion, a
different race and the same sex. Tell them you have already invited this
person to meet them. Give the information a moment to sink in and then
remark that you were only kidding, that your lover is merely of a different
religion. They will be so relieved they will welcome her with open arms.
        -- Playboy, January, 1983

  No. 297450 [PM]

>>297449
have you eated currywurst or döner

(YOLO)

  No. 297451 [PM]

Only direct to Vienna flights from LAX is Austrian Airlines AFAIK maybe Lufthansa has a route.

Fortune
I have travelled the length and breadth of this country, and have talked with
the best people in business administration. I can assure you on the highest
authority that data processing is a fad and won't last out the year.
        -- Editor in charge of business books at Prentice-Hall
         publishers, responding to Karl V. Karlstrom (a junior
         editor who had recommended a manuscript on the new
         science of data processing), c. 1957

  No. 297453 [PM]

>>297450
I ate both in Vienna.
At the hotel I stayed at two buildings away was a real cozy dinner/pizza shop owned by a family. I had a really loud business call waiting for a durum wrap and some local Muslims chided me for being so loud but in a real polite way. It was a real nice little place, got durum/diner like three nights out of what six or seven. Ate currywurst from a truck at the business convention center where I got ottakringer beers at the food court.

Fortune
Nobody really knows what happiness is, until they're married.
And then it's too late.

  No. 297454 [PM]

>>297453
Err *doner/pizza shop

Fortune
God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man.

  No. 297455 [PM]

We take big shits here in Europe

  No. 297456 [PM]

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>>297455

  No. 297469 [PM]

File: 1788809789875.mp4 (6.53 MB, 720x1280, reelsvideo.io_178880170526….mp4)

>>297441

Lol so true :DDD



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