Since Ody has repeatedly made inquiries half jokingly pestering me about me hooking him up with someone,,, yeah I decided to unironically make a thread about the kind of womeme I would hook up every poster with. Long Kong: Random prostitute will do. Wou

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Ideal partner for every poster. White Shekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 08/07/26 (Fri) 21:54:08 No. 291865 [PM]

Since Ody has repeatedly made inquiries half jokingly pestering me about me hooking him up with someone,,, yeah I decided to unironically make a thread about the kind of womeme I would hook up every poster with.

Long Kong: Random prostitute will do. Wouldn't really go as far as to make sure if she had STDs so would just tell him to be happy and use a condom.

Chino: Chino is genuinely a good person but I don't think many women would like to be around him. I would like to see him with some random brown grey mouse gamer girl. He will probably the one to reject her because she isn't a white mexican with a thousand instagram filters irl tho.

Kotia/Bob/CuM: I don't think these people ever mentioned having a libido despite constantly posting underdressed anime girls so I don't even know what kind of personality or physical traits to go for. While I make my mind up I'd get them a daki or sthing.

Ozma: distance relationship with some shitposter from lolcow farms or whatever, idk. Can't imagine him irl with a woman and he'd probably find some happiness being in a relationship with a person he'd never met. Fact the woman won't meet him irl is probably for the best.

Turkposter: any kind of low iq village girl will do, she just has to be willing to adapt some of his weird tastes/ideas (all women do this to a degree but some compromises have to be made) and not cheat on him or he will end up revenge fucking femboys or whatever.

AWW: Evangelical korean… Actually any evangelical lost media mexican women with slightly asian traits will do. Sorry brother but you need christ in your life asap.

kgs: guy unironically deserves genuine kindness and trust. nigga visibly has several weird fetishes so I honestly wouldn't know what he is into. Would hook him up with the nicest woman I know only for him to reject her because she ain't black and fat, idk.

Ody: Ody… I will be honest with you and try my best not to be rude. I don't dislike you. But I don't find you particularly likeable either. I would probably hook you up with some woman who got cheated with or is obsessed with the idea of the guy cheating on her… because there's absolutely no way I see any other kind of woman being content with being with someone she'd be mentally and physically disappointed with for the rest of her life. That said I genuinely believe you could find someone you can be happy with.

HuChi: Fat ass goth titty gf. That or a random eastern european woman who hates her parents hates her neighborhood hates life… Whichever comes around first.

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 08/07/26 (Fri) 21:59:50 No. 291868 [PM]

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>He will probably the one to reject her because she isn't a white mexican with a thousand instagram filters irl tho.

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Southwark, Southwark 08/07/26 (Fri) 22:04:01 No. 291869 [PM]

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Think doing this to try and get AWW to nut in you lol :DDD

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/07/26 (Fri) 22:07:07 No. 291870 [PM]

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>>291869
all these operations just for some bald ass UK boomer to fuck you after football match :DDD

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 08/07/26 (Fri) 22:21:26 No. 291871 [PM]

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This sucks. It's not even offensive.

When I read the title I started laughing and getting mad at the same time because I knew this had potential. You could have done some damage and get me real mad.
Fat ass goth titty gf? That sounds really good, great even. Too good.

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 08/07/26 (Fri) 22:25:28 No. 291872 [PM]

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I got felted hard

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Southwark, Southwark 08/07/26 (Fri) 22:27:41 No. 291873 [PM]

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>>291871

I believe in you :DDD

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 08/07/26 (Fri) 22:37:18 No. 291874 [PM]

>>291871
This isn't a troll thread,,, and I think you have a good heart but fixate too much on silly things and have very high standards at the same time.

Invest a bit on your own appearance and you could get a good partner. But also you'd have to stop caring about half the shit you care about so probably an annoying eastern European woman is the most fitting match there is sadly.

AsianWomenWorshipper Maida Vale, City of Westminster 08/07/26 (Fri) 22:41:00 No. 291875 [PM]

hook me up with Yeji Hwang tho :DDD

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 08/07/26 (Fri) 22:45:27 No. 291876 [PM]

>>291872
I thought about golddiggers too but I genuinely think you deserve better
And chances not even them would find you appealing sadly.

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 08/07/26 (Fri) 22:48:38 No. 291877 [PM]

>>291876
> And chances not even them would find you appealing sadly

Considering I make like ~50-56k a year only gold diggers I would find would be like what, from Yemen or some shit lol

White Shrekxican 08/07/26 (Fri) 22:52:35 No. 291878 [PM]

>>291877
That's more than what 95% of people make here. Only top 5% of white Mexicans make as much/more than that.

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Southwark, Southwark 08/07/26 (Fri) 23:05:44 No. 291879 [PM]

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>>291875

This nigga I swear :DDD

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 08/07/26 (Fri) 23:13:35 No. 291881 [PM]

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>>291879
Why did u make her hand black tho? :DDD

AsianWomenWorshipper Maida Vale, City of Westminster 08/07/26 (Fri) 23:20:00 No. 291883 [PM]

>>291879

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 08/07/26 (Fri) 23:56:32 No. 291884 [PM]

>>291877
But yeah gold diggers go for the top usually,,,
Expect getting expensive shit all the time

Eyes of the Night Moscow, Moscow 08/08/26 (Sat) 01:53:28 No. 291892 [PM]

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It's kinda meh. Think in order to do stuff like that one needs to do more emotionless analytical crunching and to put less own desires into the outcome.
>While I make my mind up I'd get them a daki or sthing
Though that sounds sorta fair, surprisingly. While I don't want to hug a pillow, my ideal partner simply doesn't exist (they exist in my dreams w)

White Shekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 08/08/26 (Sat) 01:57:59 No. 291893 [PM]

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>>291871
The best part of HuChi posts is that he gets mad over anything, not once have I been disappointed by this fellow.

Nigga got mad over not getting mad lol :DD

White Shekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 08/08/26 (Sat) 02:09:58 No. 291896 [PM]

>>291892
>Think in order to do stuff like that one needs to do more emotionless analytical crunching and to put less own desires into the outcome.
And what would my desires here be?

Eyes of the Night Moscow, Moscow 08/08/26 (Sat) 02:16:22 No. 291898 [PM]

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>>291896
>I would like to see him with some random brown grey mouse gamer girl
>Sorry brother but you need christ in your life asap
>guy unironically deserves genuine kindness and trust

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 08/08/26 (Sat) 02:18:36 No. 291900 [PM]

>>291898
well the point is everyone should be happy in their own way.
that's kind of the point of relationshits.

I don't actually desire to buy you a daki though.

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/08/26 (Sat) 02:19:24 No. 291901 [PM]

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>>291893
nigga is pissed off all the time
I have friend he is also like that it is personality I guess niggas never chilling always pissed off :DDD

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 08/08/26 (Sat) 02:22:24 No. 291903 [PM]

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>>291901

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/08/26 (Sat) 02:24:53 No. 291905 [PM]

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>>291903

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 08/08/26 (Sat) 02:29:36 No. 291906 [PM]

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>>291905

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/08/26 (Sat) 02:31:02 No. 291907 [PM]

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>>291906

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 08/08/26 (Sat) 02:40:22 No. 291908 [PM]

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>>291907

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/08/26 (Sat) 02:43:32 No. 291909 [PM]

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>>291908

Eyes of the Night Moscow, Moscow 08/08/26 (Sat) 02:56:07 No. 291911 [PM]

>>291900
Happiness is like a fleeting dream, seeking it is foolish, it will come anyway UwU

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 08/08/26 (Sat) 04:06:23 No. 291918 [PM]

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>>291874
>>291893
>>291901
I'm not mad I'm just disappointed. I feel like this thread had great potential to cause bumhurt.

>This isn't a troll thread
then what's the point, how is this board drama

Eyes of the Night Moscow, Moscow 08/08/26 (Sat) 04:13:26 No. 291919 [PM]

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>>291918
Think it does have a bit of trolling/banter in it but nobody took the bait. It's more like a circlejerk thread :D

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 08/08/26 (Sat) 04:26:07 No. 291920 [PM]

>>291919
that's pretty much every one of my "board drama" threads ever.
it's just circlejerky banter without actually meaning to be mean spirited but people take it as bait and get mildly butthurt.

But I see HuChi's point, I was way too accurate/realistic so no one got ragebaited. Nothing too wild like turkposter dating a kurd or chino being with a single mother mexican.

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 08/08/26 (Sat) 04:47:44 No. 291921 [PM]

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>>291918

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 08/08/26 (Sat) 05:00:36 No. 291922 [PM]

>>291921
Shut up camelrider, I enjoy plenty of things and often share them