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  No. 290311 [PM]

ody = main character

everyone else = npc's

  No. 290312 [PM]

I think posters on welfare/disability should be in a group home, like Sam Hyde’s fish tank.
It could include Ozma, Smiley and Ryan living together. I’d watch it.

Fortune
When you are working hard, get up and retch every so often.

  No. 290313 [PM]

>>290312
It would be interesting to see who would be the alpha in the house. My bet is on Smiley, albeit Ryan would give him a run for the money,

Fortune
: I've heard that there is a shell (bourne or csh) to perl filter, does
: anyone know of this or where I can get it?
Yeah, you filter it through Tom Christiansen. :-) -- Larry Wall

  No. 290317 [PM]

>>290312
lol ur still confusing welfare and disability ?

also ody look in the mirror. ur in no position to be amused by others 😂

  No. 290320 [PM]

also realised, kinda amusing, ody is the target audience for all those freak reality tv shows like my 500lbs life, nicocado avocado or however its spelled, etc. like, they're consumed by ppl desperate to find any1 lower than even them on the pecking order, but there just ain't many around, so need to resort to some extreme cases to get to feel to be in an in-group casting stones @ out-group

  No. 290321 [PM]

>>290317
Yeah I conflate dregs with dregs

  No. 290322 [PM]

>>290320
This is DSP talking about the detractors tier

  No. 290323 [PM]

>>290321
like tweakers and addicts ?
>>290322
return to reality ody

  No. 290326 [PM]

>>290317
>>290320
Ozma dropping truth nukes

  No. 290327 [PM]

>>290326
Tweaker afraid of meets concurring with a failed tranny on welfare
Ebin!

Fortune
revolutionary, adj.:
    Repackaged.

  No. 290328 [PM]

Remember kids, it’s the people laughing at retards who are the actual retards - Ozma and DSP

Fortune
Need

Is the action of nature not unlike drawing a bow?
What is higher is pulled down, and what is lower is raised up;
What is taller is shortened, and what is thinner is broadened;
Nature's motion decreases those who have more than they need
And increases those who need more than they have.
It is not so with Man.
Man decreases those who need more than they have
And increases those who have more than they need.
To give away what you do not need is to follow the Way.
So the sage gives without expectation,
Accomplishes without claiming credit,
And has no desire for ostentation.
        -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching"

  No. 290329 [PM]

>>290326
well it's not some obscure phenomenon

like, normal ppl aren't gathering on kiwifarms to laugh @ chris chans etc, it's some ody tier ppl
>>290327
>>290328
lol he mad now xD

  No. 290332 [PM]

>>290329
So what’s the plan to become powerful nowadays, you gave up being a pilot or being a brogrammer. Still aiming at medicine?

Fortune
Purple hum
Assorted cars
Laser lights, you bring

All to prove
You're on the move
and vanishing
        -- The Cars

  No. 290334 [PM]

Wigga making a thread about someone be like “im not offended as a narc he finds me to be a welfare queen loser lmao”

Fortune
Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

  No. 290339 [PM]

>>290332
quit malding. i'm still a programmer, as i was +15 years ago

unemployed programmers r some of the most powerful existences around (terry davis etc)

  No. 290341 [PM]

>>290332
i'm not sure about becoming doctor anymore tbh, like will it even exist in few years, much less in +7

  No. 290342 [PM]

>>290332
>>290334
this nigga can only see value in things insofar as they support the fake Jewish economy lmao. Ozma says some dumb shit sometimes but he is an intellectually curious labubu who is interested in self-edification beyond purely serving the interests of capital, the Jewish mind cannot comprehend his worldview :DDD

  No. 290343 [PM]

>>290339
I find you amusing, like Smiley’s schizona. Do you think I am personally offended when Kenny goes on his Nazi rants?

Also I knew Terry, you couldn’t build an OS let’s keep it 💯
Current Ozma lore status :
failed tranny (as confirmed from confidential discussions with Kotia)
lives on welfare
no drivers license
claims to be bisexual but only has sex with men
dropped out of middle school
bulimia arc
brittle bones due to “body hacking” aka HRT
has to keep on HRT because doctors said so
gynecomastia
afraid of minorities at night
skips instead of walking if he feels femme enough
TADC tranny tier daydreams
over 30 still without HS equivalent diploma
uses bathrooms designated for women
doesn’t bathe for weeks at a time due to autism
kids toy hobbies
over 40 cavities due to childish diet
is smarter than u supposedly
gifted child who ended up the failure of the famalam
employment history is just useless apps he coded (no job history)
will become powerful
changes key goals and ideals due to an inability to maintain a plan
cannot multitask due to attention span issues
narc without achievements
only drug use history is dnm gay drugs

Fortune
You are lost in the Swamps of Despair.

  No. 290346 [PM]

>>290342
much to my material detriment i never comprehended the alternative that well. on an emotional level i mean

>>290343
u made me sound incredibly powerful

post this on mint again

  No. 290347 [PM]

>>290343
Let’s catalogue smiley in reference
Low IQ schizo
Believes he has magical powers
Got scammed trying to buy a sex slave online
Lost his v card to a middle aged tweaker
Neonazi who supports eugenics but relies on welfare
Homeless but lives with parents
Gangstalked by 4chon middle aged posters
Got Liam so concerned he concerned posted on his literal kiwifarms thread

Honestly more bleak than Ozma here

Fortune
    "Mach was the greatest intellectual fraud in the last ten years."
    "What about X?"
    "I said `intellectual'."
        ;login, 9/1990

  No. 290348 [PM]

>>290347
catalogue urself w/ some intellectual honesty and self awareness

  No. 290350 [PM]

>>290347
Also I forgot about his dwarf obsession, Wigga obsesses over some former 4chon poster worse than RIBTY schizo obsesses over solly

Fortune
See label for sequence.

  No. 290351 [PM]

>>290348
Easy
Asperger’s (light sensitivity, lil professor syndrome as a dumb kid. Loud noises also trigger me sometimes, used to have major problems about food texture to the point where I was afraid of ground beef yet no where on the spectrum like Ozma)
Midwit, GRE said I am outcompeted by 60%of my peers when it comes to math
GRE said I outcompete over 94% of my peers on humanities, root words, logic [truth tables, shit like that], reading and writing (useless)
Has a BA within the humanities (midwit)
Got a midwit score on the ACT of 28 or 30 (don’t remember which)
GRE literally told me my math ability caps off at basic calculus
Is a literal gimp
Five foot six, which is midget tier
Only knows one language, forgot Spanish and false-Deutsche
Audiophile (woo woo hobby)
Jewish
420chan oldfag loser with retarded downer use in my backstory to qualify that
Considered majoring in Native American Studies to work for indigenous nations in Alaska (libtard)
Has GAD (anxious bitch syndrome)

Fortune
Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

  No. 290352 [PM]

>>290351
Also forgot
1) has rworded digestive issues, either major internal roids or colitis or crohns

Fortune
Fortune's nomination for All-Time Champion and Protector of Youthful
Morals goes to Representative Clare E. Hoffman of Michigan. During an
impassioned House debate over a proposed bill to "expand oyster and
clam research," a sharp-eared informant transcribed the following
exchange between our hero and Rep. John D. Dingell, also of Michigan.

DINGELL: There are places in the world at the present time where we are
     having to artificially propagate oysters and clams.
HOFFMAN: You mean the oysters I buy are not nature's oysters?
DINGELL: They may or may not be natural. The simple fact of the matter
     is that female oysters through their living habits cast out
     large amounts of seed and the male oysters cast out large
     amounts of fertilization ...
HOFFMAN: Wait a minute! I do not want to go into that. There are many
     teenagers who read The Congressional Record.

  No. 290353 [PM]

>>290351
Also my university advisor guessed I was neuro-divergent based on my grammar lol

Fortune
The meek are contesting the will.

  No. 290354 [PM]

>>290353
Also forgot my giga widows peak and Jew beak

Fortune
Q:    What do you call a blind pre-historic animal?
A:    Diyathinkhesaurus.

Q:    What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog?
A:    Diyathinkhesaurus Rex.

  No. 290356 [PM]

>>290351
wg tier self-analysis (ie if i asked wg same he would talk about sat scores and some boring sanitised doctor comments too)

C+ for effort, if u hadn't mentioned height it would be F

  No. 290357 [PM]

>>290355
>>290356
Doppelpost

Fortune
On Krat's main screen appeared the holo image of a man, and several dolphins.
From the man's shape, Krat could tell it was a female, probably their leader.
"...stupid creatures unworthy of the name `sophonts.' Foolish, pre-sentient
upspring of errant masters. We slip away from all your armed might, laughing
at your clumsiness! We slip away as we always will, you pathetic creatures.
And now that we have a real head start, you'll never catch us! What better
proof that the Progenitors favor not you, but us! What better proof..."
The taunt went on. Krat listened, enraged, yet at the same time savoring
the artistry of it. These men are better than I'd thought. Their insults
are wordy and overblown, but they have talent. They deserve honorable, slow
deaths.
        -- David Brin, Startide Rising

  No. 290358 [PM]

>>290356
WG went to a university for people with “learning disabilities” IIRC for an associates degree… I would be surprised if he ever took the GRE tbqh.

Fortune
Respect is a rational process
        -- McCoy, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3

  No. 290359 [PM]

Wee Gee has a humiliation fetish, if xhe was a biological woman xhe would be a scat pornstar or some shit licking toilets for cash.

Fortune
People seem to think that the blanket phrase, "I only work here," absolves
them utterly from any moral obligation in terms of the public -- but this
was precisely Eichmann's excuse for his job in the concentration camps.

  No. 290360 [PM]

>>290359
>>290358
>>290357
>>290354
>>290353
>>290352
>>290351

  No. 290361 [PM]

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>>290360

Anyone else notice this jelly bean has been posting more hurtful stuff since his bestie kier starmer lost his job

The wrinkles on his whiskey fave get stronger every passing day :DDD

  No. 290362 [PM]

>>290361

Whiskey face*

  No. 290365 [PM]

>>290361
Labour and Tories have been functionally the exact same since at least Tony Blair, both exist entirely to serve the whims of paedophile Jewish billionaires :DDD

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>>290365

Bruh this dude died from brain rot tho :DDD

  No. 290373 [PM]

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>>290372
Brother finally stopped using trannyfox and finally using brave

Based :DDD

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>>290373

Firefox is my main web browser still :DDD

  No. 290377 [PM]

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>>290375

  No. 290378 [PM]

>>290313
If it was Ed, Edd and Eddy
Double D would be Ozma
Eddy would be Ryan
Ed would be Smiley

Fortune
Some people have a way about them that seems to say: "If I have
only one life to live, let me live it as a jerk."

  No. 290379 [PM]

>>290372
nigga was gooning to Ra Bee music videos, he died happy :DDD

  No. 290380 [PM]

>>290378
no changing topic just bc it's embarrassing/awkward for u. face ur inner demons labubu

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>>290379

  No. 290391 [PM]

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Bruh how does this thread have 36 replies xD

  No. 290398 [PM]

>>290391
Dudes on the sperg spectrum sperging out

Fortune
A man's best friend is his dogma.



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