in family guy quagmire is 64 years old or something he explains that he eats a carrot every day (or inserts thru some other orifice (joke)) i don't think it's just some random joke but that one of the writer had well aged acquaintance who did the sam

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Piteå Bern, Bern 07/01/26 (Wed) 16:26:14 No. 283295 [PM]

in family guy quagmire is 64 years old or something

he explains that he eats a carrot every day (or inserts thru some other orifice (joke))

i don't think it's just some random joke but that one of the writer had well aged acquaintance who did the same. that's because carot skin is antibacterial and eating one (not pureed) pretty significantly reduces bacterial load. i'm one of the ppl who gets filthy bacteria covered tongue easily (tho it's partially because acid reflux, the bacteria come up from ur stomach), and carrots and coconut oil reduce it to almost nothing

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Ashtead, Surrey 07/01/26 (Wed) 16:29:16 No. 283298 [PM]

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 07/01/26 (Wed) 16:50:20 No. 283305 [PM]

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Piteå Bern, Bern 07/01/26 (Wed) 17:11:09 No. 283311 [PM]

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>>283298
>>283305

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 07/01/26 (Wed) 17:14:48 No. 283313 [PM]

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Shit ass vegetable but needed in goulash and bolognese so whatever tolerated

Piteå Bern, Bern 07/01/26 (Wed) 17:17:02 No. 283314 [PM]

>>283313
all vegetables r bad bc anti nootrients. but carrot serves mechanical purpose (tho shouldn't eat at same time w/ real food bc anti nootrients)

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 07/01/26 (Wed) 17:25:13 No. 283315 [PM]

>>283314
brother you got the bone problem 70 year olds getting it
dont talk shit to vegetables if u cant understand it

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 07/01/26 (Wed) 17:30:48 No. 283317 [PM]

>>283315
Bone problem comes from not eating enough meat little brother

namey mcnamerson 07/01/26 (Wed) 17:30:49 No. 283318 [PM]

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Piteå Bern, Bern 07/01/26 (Wed) 17:31:20 No. 283319 [PM]

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>>283315
i got it from puberty blockers

Piteå Bern, Bern 07/01/26 (Wed) 17:32:02 No. 283320 [PM]

>>283318
he's so relatable 😍

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Ashtead, Surrey 07/01/26 (Wed) 17:34:05 No. 283322 [PM]

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>>283319

Proud of you :DDD

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 07/01/26 (Wed) 18:08:48 No. 283328 [PM]

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>>283319

Fog nigger 07/01/26 (Wed) 18:20:13 No. 283331 [PM]

>>283319
You should ask for your money back because you're still 32

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 07/01/26 (Wed) 18:23:52 No. 283333 [PM]

>>283331
He is shemale now

Fortune
Those aren't WINOS -- that's my JUGGLER, my AERIALIST, my SWORD
SWALLOWER, and my LATEX NOVELTY SUPPLIER!!

Piteå Bern, Bern 07/01/26 (Wed) 18:25:55 No. 283334 [PM]

>>283331
it's gnrh agonists. which r same that r used as puberty blockers. but can also be used for trannys, or sterilising sex offenders, or prostate cancer, and some other shit

Fog nigger 07/01/26 (Wed) 18:37:09 No. 283341 [PM]

>>283334
What also your dick just flat out didn't work?
You're that afraid of getting old
Man I wanna hug you wtf