Like, no way Face ID is one in 1 000 000 chance of false positive. Even most fingerprint scanners are like 1 in 30 000 and dat is enough for bank apps to regard it as safe for approving transactions

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ibm hollerith 06/19/26 (Fri) 17:26:24 No. 280564 [PM]

Like, no way Face ID is one in 1 000 000 chance of false positive. Even most fingerprint scanners are like 1 in 30 000 and dat is enough for bank apps to regard it as safe for approving transactions

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 06/19/26 (Fri) 17:30:21 No. 280565 [PM]

Just do something interesting like blowing up an oil refinery in solidarity with Ukraine already, ziggerbitch.

Fortune
The best laid plans of mice and men are held up in the legal department.

ibm hollerith 06/19/26 (Fri) 17:36:28 No. 280566 [PM]

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>>280565
Ok bro dat aint nice, I would blow up an refinery and all you would blow up is Palestinian chidlern. Dunno why must I take scolding from someone such as dat

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 06/19/26 (Fri) 17:44:37 No. 280567 [PM]

>>280566
Just do something interesting like blowing up an oil refinery in solidarity with Ukraine already, ziggerbitch.

Fortune
Air pollution is really making us pay through the nose.

ibm hollerith 06/19/26 (Fri) 17:52:46 No. 280568 [PM]

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>>280567
Bro didnt deny dat he would blow up Palestinian kid 💀💀💀💀💀

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 06/19/26 (Fri) 18:00:55 No. 280569 [PM]

>>280567
Just do something interesting like blowing up an oil refinery in solidarity with Ukraine already, ziggerbitch.

Fortune
He who laughs last usually had to have joke explained.