My gi is so inflamed I nearly went to the hospital earlier because I was literally filling up with air and unable to fart lol Belly was rock hard and I was gurgling all night audibly After I got off phone I let out a three minute fart and shit myself so

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Ancestor haver Cumbria, Cumbria 06/04/26 (Thu) 09:49:48 No. 276781 [PM]

My gi is so inflamed I nearly went to the hospital earlier because I was literally filling up with air and unable to fart lol
Belly was rock hard and I was gurgling all night audibly
After I got off phone I let out a three minute fart and shit myself so hard
Immediately went to bed
Puppy needs ass steroids awoo

AsianWomenWorshipper Banbury, Oxfordshire 06/04/26 (Thu) 09:54:08 No. 276784 [PM]

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Piteå Budapest, Budapest 06/04/26 (Thu) 11:40:58 No. 276791 [PM]

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I bet this post wasn't meant to be funny but here we are, I was mildly entertained

Ancestor haver Cumbria, Cumbria 06/04/26 (Thu) 11:49:40 No. 276793 [PM]

>>276791
Nah It was funny
The docs called me back last night and I had to explain to them it was okay as I had taken a 3 minute shart :D and felt better
Still sore though
Fucking body

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Reading, Reading 06/04/26 (Thu) 14:51:17 No. 276814 [PM]

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Proud of you :DDD

Ancestor haver Cumbria, Cumbria 06/04/26 (Thu) 14:53:40 No. 276815 [PM]

>>276814
It's happening again
Going to be brutal fart :D

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Reading, Reading 06/04/26 (Thu) 14:54:53 No. 276818 [PM]

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>>276815

Swap for hangover :DDD

Ancestor haver Cumbria, Cumbria 06/04/26 (Thu) 15:30:22 No. 276834 [PM]

>>276818
It's the staffas ghost leaving my body :D

Piteå Bern, Bern 06/04/26 (Thu) 15:38:03 No. 276835 [PM]

>>276814
u'l age like that food reviewer u post if this is how u'll eat daily @ ur new home

Ancestor haver Cumbria, Cumbria 06/04/26 (Thu) 15:40:32 No. 276837 [PM]

>>276835
That's literally all he eats and he looks like a cherub

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Reading, Reading 06/04/26 (Thu) 15:43:59 No. 276839 [PM]

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>>276835

Piteå Bern, Bern 06/04/26 (Thu) 16:32:51 No. 276858 [PM]

>>276837
that's just false. he ate mum's food @ home

some instant noodle shit makes 0 difference if u eat 1 daily, but eat them exclusively and yes you will degenerate faster than liam or that food reviewer

why is this so complicated to u

Piteå Bad Bevensen, Lower Saxony 06/04/26 (Thu) 16:33:37 No. 276860 [PM]

you are me

(YOLO)

Ancestor haver Cumbria, Cumbria 06/04/26 (Thu) 16:41:36 No. 276861 [PM]

>>276858
I always forget you're autistic , I was lying comedic effect, the nigga eats raw meat and eggs and milk we all know this
>>276860
I honestly don't know how you can fucking cycle with that
Auperman
I dared a coffee earlier to try and get it to

fucking work
I will post results when they come 🫴

Piteå Bern, Bern 06/04/26 (Thu) 16:56:10 No. 276865 [PM]

>>276861
u've had some pretty unscientific views on genes in the past so u thinking some individuals could thrive off noodles or sunlight alone didn't seem uncharacteristic. hence i corrected u

Ancestor haver Cumbria, Cumbria 06/04/26 (Thu) 17:11:32 No. 276870 [PM]

>>276865
Pretty harsh coming from the egg shell eater ngl

Piteå Bern, Bern 06/04/26 (Thu) 17:13:41 No. 276872 [PM]

>>276870
google it if ur confused